Possibly one of the dumbest questions ev er.

“Someone asked me this morning if I ate sandwitches. Not sure why but taht just struck me as one of the dumbest questions I've ever been asked. Who doesn't eat sandwitches?”

“I don't. I eat sandwiches.”

“hm maybe they are buying you lunch for surprise?”

“Lots of people eat a sandwich.
I don't think I would eat any sand witches either. Too sandy.”

“I've never eaten either one. You seem to be focusing on those less gifted this week...(?)”

“Well DDX, it depends on the context. Research has established that sandwich eaters are 67% more likely than non-sandwich eaters to have suffer from microp&n!$ syndrome (see http://health.yahoo.com/ate/drgreene/allqa/genetics/00010102 ). So, that might have been on the person's mind.

On the other hand, if your spelling is correct - the person might have been a Sand Witch and was really just saying "Eat Me!"
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“The important question is was she hot? ;-)”

“Maybe I should learn to spell ;-)

Dumb engineering degree strikes again!”

“Dumb engineering degree strikes again!”
DeoreDX
9:23:12 AM
12/22/05

That's why I like to pick at you. Bad spellers and Engineering just seems to go together.”

“I've heard of people not eating them. Wierd, yeah. But true.”

“Bad spellers and Engineering just seems to go together.”

I knew I went into the wrong field.”

“I was going to let it slide, but then I thought, why start now?”

“BowlderSon likes to eat all of the ingredients of sandwiches, but not as sandwiches. Go figure....”

“Geo, you are an Editor. It's in your blood to correct others.”

“some sort of wheat allergy could cause issues I guess.”

“With the whole low carb thing going on, maybe it's about the bread?

ps My family is full of engineers. My sister in particular was a A+ speller until engineering school! Now a PhD in electrical engineering. Spelling, gone!”

“It's alright Stovey. I can't compute the tensile strength of bridge beams worth a damn.”

“DDX - you didn't like answer the question. Do you like sandwiches?”

“I prefer to eat snow bunnies.”

“what exactly are snow bunnies?”

“em em em... tsk tsk tsk...”

“...see the pics of Snow Nymph as an example....

(Did I just say that?)...
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“you're a snow bunny em! ;o)”

“Supertroll!!! tsk tsk tsk...”

“Y2!!! tsk tsk tsk...”

“i aint no bunny.....”

“embear, dear, I think DDX was refering to you. ;-)”

“Uh, tsk tsk???????? I didn't know guys said that word. ;)”

“One does not have to posess long ears and hop around on all fours with a bushy little tail to be a bunny Em.”

“Ruby Ruby Ruby... tsk tsk tsk...”

“Snow Bear?”

“ok, true, but I dont pose nekkid for magazines either.”

“Sandwiches can get soggy.........which is why I don't eat them very often.”

“I never asked you to pose nekkid "for a magazine".”

“Embear would be a knockout in a bunny outfit.”

“So we going hiking in Feb or Jan there Kev?”

“And I cant splel worht carp.”

“Back when I as a vegetarian I got asked stuff like this a lot. People don't want to ask food questions like, "What don't you want on your pizza?" so they ask things like, "Do you eat pizza?" so that you can tell them, "Yes, but I don't eat meat." Like I said, I got this a lot.”

“You're no bunny till some bunny love you!

(hangs head in shame)
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“oh my BS..........”

“B.S. is right... and I ain't talking about backslacker.”

““So we going hiking in Feb or Jan there Kev?”
DeoreDX
10:13:45 AM
12/22/05

I emailed you a couple of days ago.

Yes, let's go in Jan! See when ol' dayhiker can come. Maybe even poke bitpusher with a stick and wake him up.”

“Ok it was bad, but you started a thread about sandwiches? That's BS, but what's worse, look at all the hits it's getting!”

“Can you check your e-mail or shall I start a thread to converse?”

“Can't get to my yahoo email from work, blocked.”

“..same here, flasher.
There are a BUNCH of Engineers on TT.”

“Does "software engineer" count?”

“SS/DDx - wherebouts yall going?”