R U A Redneck

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R U a Redneck ?

 

 

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God.   If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns (or in Texas...deer rifles) and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends.

 

 

Ya'll know who ya' are...

You might be a Redneck if:

1. It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

2. You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public  places.

3. You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival".

4. You remove your hat and bow your head when anyone prays.

5. You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play our National Anthem.

6. You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

7. You've never burned an American flag, but would kick someone's BUTT that did.

8. You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

9 You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

10. You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

 

If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about above.

God Bless the USA!

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“There's a longer version of this out there somewhere. I'll see if I can find it.

I wonder who will be the first to write in and blast this? My vote is MarkO.”

“Awwww, that is so cute! I just love perpetually forwarded emails.









Psst, what time is the Klan meetin'?”

“You lose!”

“That's not being a red neck. That's being an American!”

“DAMN! I must be a redneck because I agree with all ten of those.”

“For the love of God let Comic Sans font die.”

“LMAO @ hpm!!

P.S. I'm scared.”

“Shoot, I use that font on email.”

“So....this is like a test, right?

Okay, here we go!

1. It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
Nope, never occurred to me.
2. You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
No, never have.
3. You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival".
Indeed I do.
4. You remove your hat and bow your head when anyone prays.
WTF? Hat? I don't wear no steenking hat.
5. You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play our National Anthem.
I can't recall the last time I saw anyone NOT do this.
6. You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
WTF? Are they branded on their foreheads with "VIETNAM VET" or something? How do I know someone is a VIETNAM VET? I treat almost everyone except Nigal with respect, and always have. Let's bash Jane Fonda for some good fun, that oughta bring back the memories, huh?
7. You've never burned an American flag, but would kick someone's BUTT that did.
I've never. I've also never seen one burned. I doubt I'd kick their butt, and I doubt anyone else would, either.
8. You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
This is a quality reserved for Rednecks? Do tell!
9 You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
Ditto!
10. You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
Ditto!

Wow, I guess I'm a Redneck Liberal. Kewl.”

“That's not being a red neck. That's being an American!”
Nigal
10:31:14 AM
1/06/06

I Agree!”

“You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival".

Huh? All this time I thought the conservative outrage was over the use of the phrase "Happy Holidays".

Pick your target and stay with it, okay? It makes it so much easier for all of us.”

“What in tarnation is a squirrel gun, and should Kleetn be afraid?”

“http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/10112.html

You should all be afraid.”