Wanna-be astronaut turns 33!!

“Happy Birthday Joe! I can't think of anyone I'd rather be stuck in a rocket with (or on the trail, at home, yadda, yadda, yadda). 13 more years until retirement! =)
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“Happy Birthday Joe”

“Happy Birthday

Did Sass just say red rocket?”

“Happy birthday birch!”

“Happy B-Day Joe.”

“Happy Birthday, Armstrong!!!!”

“Hey, Captain Kirk, Happy Birthday!!!!!”

“Here's wishing you get to run the first adventure race on the moon.

(Pow Zoom; to da moon Alice!)”

“Whoo Hoo!

You are 6 days older than me!

Happy Birthday”

“A very Happy birthday!!!!”

“Happy Birthday Space Man.”

“Sass, you're presence is requested over on the other astronaut thread.”

“A very happy burpday to ya!”

“Happy birthday Joe!”

“I used to run with a guy who would go out and run his age in years in miles every birthday. 33 miles for you today, dude - better get started!”

“Happy birthday!

I'm a spaaaaaaaace cowboy,
Bet you weren't ready for that.

I'm a spaaaaaace cowboy,
Girl, you know where it's at. Yeah yeah yeah...”

“Happy Birthday young fella!”

“Happy Birthday!”

“Well, I guess this is the thread. And I am a year off. He is 32 on the other thread. 33 here. I stopped keeping up with people's ages a long time ago, so as long as I am in the low guesses, I guess I am ok.”

“Happy Birthday Birch, enjoy!”

“After reading the three Birch threads I asked Lyle Lovett to sing you a birthday song (I suggested a few lyrical changes):

If I had a rocket ship
I'd go out into space
And if I had a goat
I'd ride him on my rocket ship
And we could all together
Go out into space
Me upon my goat on my rocket ship

If I were Roy Rogers
I'd sure enough be single
I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale
It'd just be me and trigger
We'd go riding through them movies
Then we'd buy a rocket ship and into space we'd sail,
but I'd trade trigger for a goat

And if I had a rocket ship
I'd go out into space
And if I had a goat
I'd ride him on my rocket ship
And we could all together
Go out into space
Me upon my goat on my rocket ship

The mystery masked man was smart
He got himself a Tonto
'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter
And one day said kemo sabe
Kiss my ass I bought a rocket ship
I'm going out into space

And if I had a rocket ship
I'd go out into space
And if I had a goat
I'd ride him on my rocket ship
And we could all together
Go out into space
Me upon my goat on my rocket ship

And if I were like lightning
I wouldn't need no sneakers
I'd come and go wherever I would please
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree
And I'd scare 'em by the light pole
But I would not scare my goat on my rocket ship out into space

And if I had a rocket ship
I'd go out into space
And if I had a goat
I'd ride him on my rocket ship
And we could all together
Go out into space
Me upon my goat on my rocket ship”

“Happy Birthday man! You're another year younger!”

“What you need is a Pocket Rocket”

“As you might be aware, Nimrod, there is more than one product out there called a Pocket Rocket. ;)”

“I can see it now...birch using his pocket rocket indoors and getting high of the fumes...what will he think of next???


happy birthday :)”

“I can see it now...birch using his pocket rocket indoors and getting high of the fumes...what will he think of next???


happy birthday :)”

“happy birthday :)
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“happy birthday :)
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“happy birthday :)
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“happy birthday :)
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happy birthday :)
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“Step away from the pocket rocket.”

“Happy Birthday, Birch.”

“I dont know what happened...LMAO...”

“Been getting high on fumes? lol”

“Happy Birthday, Rocket Man!”

“Happy Happy Joy Joy!”

“Thanks all!!! it was agreat bday indeed. My sis is up from FLA to visit. Gonna make dinner with the fam tonite and hang out! 33 rocks!”

“Happy belated BD dude, hope it was a good one!
If your sis is still around tell her I said hi :)”

“No prob UP!!!”

“happy birthday Joe.”

“Happy belated!”

“Happy Birthday!!!”

“Happy birthday birch. 33? You're catching up to Glen and Buzz and the others. LOL!”

“Happy Birthday, Birch.

Shoot for the moon and you may just reach the stars.”