My Mother in-law Gave Me Clap for Christ mas

“I mean a Clapper! How did I ever get along without one of these all these years. They're awesome!

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“During the next thunderstorm, Nigal's house will look like he installed a strobe light.”

“Lucky bastard. All mine got me was a Chia Pet.”

“Thank God she only gave me a kiss on the cheek.”

“Is your MIL the one with the frizzy hair in all those clapper ad???

:)”

“My father had on on his TV, he snored so loudly, he would turn it on and off in his sleep.”

“I just vacuumed in the bed room and it kept going off and on. Good thing the wife screams into her pillow. LOL!”

“Don't they have Clapper Pants too?”

“LOL! Do let us know if there are any down sides to it?

My father in law got me gear! He came with me when I went to Campmor and told the clerk to put my stuff on his card!”

“Is your MIL a MILF?”

“or would that be a MILILF”

“So, that's what caused the last blackout in 2003! I knew friggin' Ohio was behind it!”

“hee hee, mine knows me too well, i got an REI gift card”

“WTF? Nigal's wifey-poo screams into her pillow when he vacuums?

Kinky!”

“I was thinking the same thing Kleetn”

“Haha! My wife discovered one downside. When her alarm goes off in the morning the light comes on. What a rude awakening. One other bad thing is the light that is plugged into it is one of the halogen floor lamps that put out massive heat. If the thing turned itself on in the middle of the day when no one's home there could be trouble.”

“It's never too early to start your christmas shopping! My buddy who is a Beatles FAreak used to tell me about this book of sheet music he used to have when he was young but he loaned it to someone and never saw it again and blah blah blah...well, I found him a copy! He's gonna love it. They go for upwards of $100 but I got it for a song as they say.

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“Did you buy it before or after you caught the clap?”

“That's all cleared up since last year, although I am afraid the mother-in law may try to give me something unreturnable this year. YIKES!”