Thank god they didnt find out!

“I got a call from an Agent XXXXXX.
She started talking and for some reason all the blood ran out of me and I stopped listening to her. I paniced. So I waited till her voice stopped and asked her what is this call is reference to and to please repeat what she said and lied and told her the dogs were barking so i didnt hear anything she said.

She was Agent XXXX from the NYC police Department
(i got a headache about this time)
and she was doing a background search nd had a problem.
(im going to jail im thinking)
She did not understand how I said I lived at one place but my licene said another place.

oh about this point I understood who
she was and why she was searching my background.
LOL I applied for special patrolman peace office in Dec.

LMAO I thought i was in so much trouble. but nope i passed with fling colors!!!
yeah to me! but i do need to chande my addy tomorrow! then i can get deputized (sp)

hee freaken haw baby!”

“big brother's keeping an eye on you...you didn't tell him anything about that thing you weren't supposed to talk about did you?”

“Thank God they didn't find out what?”

“I was a reserve sheriffs deputy for 22 years (SAR) and I work as a volunteer Ranger for Lassen......and I still get ready to run if two black and whites pull up.


What will your duty's be Mapleleaf?
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“So, will you get to carry?”

“So now you'll be able to formally arrest those dogs that you pick up. Ha, "Anything you bark can and will be used against you!"
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“Does this have anything to do with Brian?”

“"Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you."”

“Hey! My family motto!”

“mapes - will you get a badge? This might help you the next time you try to skinny dip and get caught. Flash your badge in addition to every thing else you're flashing and you won't get in trouble.”

“What I want to know is why an "innocent" person would panic. Hiding anything, Mapes? Hmmmmm? ;o)”

“So why doesn't your license have your current address on it? You are required to notify the DMV when you move.

Criminal!!!!!”

“LMAO, I was working in a greenhouse between jobs and we had a guy working there who was stopped often by the police. A state trooper came out to talk to the owners about inspection stickers on their trucks, and while the trooper was walking across the parking lot this kid instinctively pulled out his wallet.”