Terms of Participation Update

“Is this illegal or mean...

Nigal eats poop
Nigal wears poop
Nigal is poop
I will kill nigal with poop

the truth is neither illegal or mean, it just is”

“[b]

Only problem being I would also be an inmate, but hey, God loves sinners...right?
Besides, its been a while since I posted bad pictures.......
Chappy, the repentant one.”

“It's amazing how some people grow up without a sense of humor.”

“Quick question:

Does anyone think the timing of this update and Sarge's return are pure coincidence?”

“Yes.”

“no”

“YES!!!!”

“It's duck season!”

“System Administrator Appreciation Day
7th Annual - Friday - July 28th, 2006

Includes Internet Administrators (webmaster)

Mark Your Calendar”

“1. WHat happens on the trail stays on the trail.
2. What happens on the trail stays on the trail.
3. When someone says stop, or goes limp, even if he's just faking it, the hike is over.
4. You can never be sure anyone will show up until the start of the hike.
5. One hike at a time.
6. The men hike with shirts or shoes. Shirts are optional for Women.
7. The hikes go on as long as they have to or until we run out of alcohol.
8. If this is your first hike with Trail Talk, you have to hike naked.”

“6. The men hike with shirts or shoes.


We have to choose between the two?”

“notice no mention of pants for men or women.

Nigal must have been in on the rule making.”

“
      BUT...

  9. There will be always be At Least as many hikes as there are hikers and they will run concurrently.
10. Las Vegas should dry up, blow away and take its ad campaign with it:


”

“Im wearing shoes...”

“Does this mean I can no longer attend campfires in nothing but a Miguels Pizza box?”

“Does this mean I can no longer attend campfires in nothing but a Miguels Pizza box?”meangreen

..or a foil thong, I geuss it just depends on wether its before or after labor day.”

“so help me out here.
I can wear the box after labor day, and the foil before, right?
or is foil a spring color?”

“Foil is good for heat retention in the winter, plus you can fashion thongjohns that will wear like iron.

let me consult my Cosmo mag, i'll be bac....”

“Kilts...are they allowed for the men?


Additionallhy I propose that we have a coup and appoint Jimmy as LORD HIGH UGLAP”

“so MG, cosmo says that foil is out and dig this, for all your hottest summer parties you need to be sporting you new saran wrap thongs. So I geuss its ixnay on the pizza tray unless its winter. Man high fashion is rough.”

“LMFAO!!!
THONGJOHNS! HA!
I bet they look like shiny chaps!

Careful XL, Crash and I are the new supreme rulers. Birch is our Cheif fashion consultant.”

“boy, i'm glad i checked this before i went downtown tonight!”

“Oh What the heck....Personally I have no problem with Birch or anyone. You are talking to someone who has to work with people who make you guys look like sweethearts even in your worst.

As long as I am not attacked I can get along....so um what type of saran wrap are we looking at using....”

“... bet they look like shiny chaps!

Only hotter.”

“Ooh! It's summer time so the pink saran wrap must be the height of fashion right now, XL. As we enter the cooler months blue will probably come in, but lets all remember that in this particular case brown will never be acceptable.”

“What? No pepperoni jokes?”

“On the mothersday trip to RRG I had a 24" pepperoni untill a certain hiker got hold of it at lunch time. Then my pepperoni was reduced to about 6".

Hey this ain't some kind of bacon ring thing is it Tilt?”

“"When never you do a stinky on the trale it shuld stay on the trale."
~Jimmys Son

AH AH! Then tell my daddy be cuz some times he says "Get them stinky doodoos on the leefs with a stick so ever buddy will not walk on them." (usin a stik is not verry eesy bwt).”

“I suuuuuuure hope not, MG


Just Wondering.... Would anyone want their dog to have opposable thumbs?”

“HA, i was doing my annual "Conflict of Interest" questionnaire for work and ran across this one...wonder how many here violate this one daily

To post derogatory or unprofessional personal comments or opinions on Internet news group, bulletin board systems, web pages, chat rooms, etc. that could give readers the idea that you are speaking on behalf of (your company).”

“You lousy, no good..............”

“Shove it.”

“matt's not home”

“thrifty - are you Clarence from Boston Legal?”

“oh yeah?!?! well i work for (COMPANY NAME) and as a (POSITION AT COMPANY) it is my duty to inform you that you (SIR/MADAME) are a moron.
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