chili's personal training progress threa d

“Day one: Killed 63 mice in a warehouse

Day two: Exterminated a pocket of cockroaches in a Chinese restaurant.

Day three: Obliterated a column of ants with sugar bait.

Day four: Took out a rat with a snap trap.

Day five: Caught 7 oriental cockroaches on a baited glue board.

Day six: Reviewed P&L statements.

Day seven: Obtained enough contracts to improve contract portfolio by 5%.

Day eight: Prospected new business.

Day nine: Tried to explain to cottonsox that the $75 tab at the Mouses Ear was "business".

Day ten: Slept on the couch.

Day eleven: Inspected a bed bug job.

Day twelve: Explained to cottonsox that the trip to the Mouses Ear and the inspection of the Hotel were purely coincidental.

Day thirteen: Slept on the couch.




I think I am progressing quite well in this job.”

“You got sent to prison?”

“Not yet, but when I do can we be cell mates?”

“I don't think they make a cell big enough. That mellon head of yours takes up a lot of room.”

“Based on your progress, I think a good business investment would be either a sleeper sofa or a television and mini fridge for the dog house.”

“Most folks in prison wouldn't be going around saying their cell mate had a "mellon head".”

“I thought this would be a drinking thread.

Day 1: 3 scotch and waters
Day 2: 8 shots of Tequila, Jose Cuervo, you're NOT a friend of mine.
Day 3: All day in bed
Day 4: First shower since Day 2”

“LOL, i like dayhiker's version =)”

“I'm with you guys. I figured beer & doughnuts would be involved though.”

“Hell's bells, I thought you had joined Hooter's gym!

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“Something tells me NOT to click on Nowslimmer's link from work.”

“I'm guessing that "lapdance.com" is also blocked by my company's internet filter.”

“LMBO.

The typo should have been "Those."
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“actually nothing that bad. You will see more on www.wickedweasel.com”

“Ewker, both sites are plenty enough to get a man working for a major corp fired.”

“Jose will be your leetle friend if you treat him with respect. Patron will always be your friend”

“lol @ dayhiker!”

“Day Fourteen: Was reminded by dayhiker what "real training is about"

Day Fifteen: Performed multiple "twelve ounce bar curls" after work.

Day Sixteen: Was late for work because of a slight pounding behind the eyes.”

“see chili, and contrary to your last email, more than one good thing has been said by this UA grad.”

“A few 12oz curls in the morning will take the pounding behind the eyes away.”

“Nope, looks like a respirator and an actisol unit this afternoon.

Got to make sure the Krispy Kreme doughnuts stay safe and free of bug parts.”

“Got to make sure the Krispy Kreme doughnuts stay safe and free of bug parts.”
chili
11:52:32 AM

Damn Straight!
LOL”

“What's wrong with a little protein in your doughnut? lol”

“I am happy to report that the KK doughnuts in East TN are safe and sound. The place was clean as a whistle.

I wonder if the rum factory is clean?......and the Coke bottling plant?”

“Well, Chili, next time you swing through Jacksonville maybe you could inspect the huge Budweiser brewery here.”

“Yeah! I like inspecting the Breweries.”

“I am happy to report that the KK doughnuts in East TN are safe and sound. The place was clean as a whistle.

I wonder if the rum factory is clean?......and the Coke bottling plant?”
chili
7:09:19 PM
1/26/06

I'm sure Fulmer just breathed a huge sigh of relief.”

“I knew doughnuts & beer would be involved.

LOL Dayhiker! A friend here at work has a autographed pic of Phat Phil on his desk. Makes me want to wretch everyday.”

“Day Seventeen: Knock back a couple crullers and some hot coffee knowing the doughnut factory is clean.

Day Eighteen: Set my sights on the Jack Daniel's distillery.”

“Day Nineteen: Sat down with the Geo. Dickel product and forgot all about wanting to go to the JD Distillery.

Day Twenty: Repeated day 19 activities.

Day Twenty one: Repeated day 20 activities.

Day Twenty two: Caught two mice in one mouse trap.

Day Twenty three: Asked boss for a raise as a result of doubling efficiency in catching mice.”

“At least your boss should give you more cheese! With you on the job, I don't expect to see any more mice in the shelters in the Tennessee /North Carolina area.

Can you do something about the mice that like to get in the cars at the trailheads. I've caught two at a time in the car, but in separate traps.”

“I don't know, nowslimmer, that's a tall order to fill, but just offhand, I would say a tincat by each tire would be pretty effective.”

“Interesting, although a little bulky for my backpack. How much does one weigh empty? ______with 30 mice?”