Recent Study

“A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and tape over his mouth while he is on fire. No further studies are expected.”

“LMAO!”

“Didn't lyra or twiggy post a bit like this before.
Someone did, heck, it might have been me. ;-)”

“twigeater, lyra, stovestomper... what's the diff?”

“Well sacco, two of the three are pretty, and I know I'm not.”

“Haha, I love that one! It's funny b/c it's true. Sacco, don't make me set you on fire.”

“gentlemen, hide your swiss army knives..........”

“Watch out lyra, sacco got himself a wookie!!”

“Hike all knives...”

“I'm not sure what a wookie is, but I'll set it on fire too.
:-D”

“LOL

chewbacca from star wars is a wookie. he's refering to my shaggy pony.

please don't set my pony on fire, princess K.”

“I shall spare the pony. Bubba.”

“*all tingly inside*”

“For the record, not all women turn into raging b1tches when they're PMSing or menstruating.

But, it's a funny bit, nonetheless...”

“Who said anything about the women being b1tches? It's the people (read: men) who are completely inept at reading moods who need scissors to the head. LOL! When I'm laying on my proverbial deathbed with a menstrual migraine trying not to throw up, it's entirely possible that waving a dancing monkey in my face isn't a good idea.”

“Ha! I can totally picture you that way, lyra--complete with the bugged out eyes and the "beast voice"!”

“Sexy, right Aero?? ;-D”

“Princess K???

WTF, K for Krazy??”

“I thought Lyra was princess Sparkles.”

“I like Princess Sparkles better than Princess Krazy.”

“LMAO Lyra!!!!!!!!!

But what if the roles were reversed?

My chemo has started to put me in a PMS/severe sunburn on my limbs type mood (as Dani herself has described it). I'm extremely volatile at times and I can feel my nerves extend from my body. I am not approachable at these points and any sensory input can piss me off.

irrational & irritated behind anything I can describe.

dani's not quite sure how to deal with me and I have no idea how to deal with me.

She wants to help and all I want to do is go berserk.”

“Princess Krazy Sparkles!!! :-D

That sucks, bearmagnet. Some people want other people to be with them and take care of them when they're sick, and other people can't stand it! I'm like that too, I would rather be by myself until I feel better. Sounds like you really feel bad!! Poor you...and Dani, LOL.”

“no, it's princess K. like special K, only a princess instead.
and not special like the special olympics- special like special K.
BTW, what do they do with the regular K?

P.G.”

“Special K is street slang for a drug down here.”

“LOL! You are a goon. :-D Who wants a snort of me? ha.”

“Jumping up and down, raising his hand

I do! I do!”

“Oh gawd ...”

“"BTW, what do they do with the regular K?"

sacco

I think they smoke it.”

“Special K is the name for Ketamine most everywhere.”

“They had to pay someone to study this?”