Get your own Shroud of Turin golf towel here...

“I need one of these!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Shroud-of-Turin-Golf-Towel-with-Grommet_W0QQitemZ7213427043QQcategoryZ18932QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem”

“http://cgi.ebay.com/Shroud-Of-Turin-T-Shirt-Printed-with-Holy-Water_W0QQitemZ5658622408QQcategoryZ19270QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

"printed with holy water"

You guys are killin' me!!”

“Sounds like something Father Guido Sarducci would sell.”

“uuuummm, wouldn't it be considered sacrilegious to wipe your 8 iron clean with christ's face?”

“Either that or you'd get a hole in one.”

“Finda the Pope in the pizza!”

“Arrivaderci America”

“Well they sell American Flag golf towels too... is that bad wiping your club off with the American Flag?”

“Sheet Metal Shroud of Turin

http://cgi.ebay.com/Image-Of-Jesus-On-A-Piece-Of-Sheet-Metal-New_W0QQitemZ6257739218QQcategoryZ1447QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem”

“hey, I got a pork rib that looks like Darth Vadar..................”

“Looks a little like an old Deep Purple album cover...”

“Tetragrammation..........”

“Sweet!!! Now YOU can have an image of Jesus on your food too!!

Holy images have been popping up all over... A grilled cheese sandwich with the image of the Virgin Mary sold for over 17-hundred dollars on Ebay.

JesusPan is made from durable steel and topped with a non-stick coating.
- JesusPan is perfect for holiday meals
- Jesus Pan has been featured on Tonight Show with Jay Leno!

http://www.jesuspan.com/”

“Yes, I do indeed own a Shroud of Turin golf towel.”

“What about toilet paper?”

“With this pan, can I make 1 pancake to feed my entire family?”

“With JesusPan, feeding the masses isn't a miracle.”

“My pancakes look like the Face Of The Moon.”

“I ordered one of those golf towels, and in an email exchange with the seller, I told him I would use it on camping trips. He emailed me back,

"Many of my buyers aren't golfers. I have had bar owners, dish-washers and people who just wanted one to lay across the back of their couch. It is amazing the different ideas people have told me they use theirs for."”

“holy bath towel, batman! We need to get those geniuses involved in the war effort. I mean, to be able to come up alternate uses for something as complicated as a golf towel.”

“It's the Silly Season down there, right, eh?
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“It's always silly season down here Grem.”

“What Geo said......double!!!

Like I say about the Puritans and the French.”

“... image of Graham Chapman as British colonel ...

"This sketch is silly!"

(we get it from the Brits, Grem!)”

“image of jesus in pregnancy test



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