Write a small poem..

“Big giant black ants,
Swarming underpants.
Facing worst fear,
Lord I need a beer....”

“.”

“Segmentation fault
Websudoku saves the day
Wake me when it's five”

“Ahem, Rule #1...NO HAIKU!


I thought you would of known that bit...”

“I
hate
you”

“Hey, you said POEMS

Spirit Coyote
She thinks she makes (up) the rules
Fat chance, unlikely





(is "rules" one syllable or two? Add "up" if it's just one!)”

“Here comes a spider
Making his way down my shorts
No more kids for us”

“WK, your day sounds like mine !”

“Enjoy the swelling
While it lasts because soon you
Won't have a wiener”

““Hey, you said POEMS"

Liz, check again, i said POEM.”

“There once was a troll named sarge
Whose ego was as large as a barge
He fought off the libbies
While posting in his skivvies
And offending the population at large
last edited: 1/26/06 4:48:45 PM”

“We are born the Same
A vision of who we are to become makes us different
Only the courage to walk this path without fear
Is this vision realized
Those who look through jealous judging eyes
Face these eyes in fear
Leave as they were born
The Same”

“Here comes the shrinkage
Big Jim and the twins are gone
One Inch Wang is huge”

“Prose and haiku
I think it not
but maybe poo poo”

“She used to work in a diner
Never saw a woman look finer
I used to order just to watch her float across the floor
She grew up in a small town
Never put her roots down
Daddy always kept movin’, so she did too.

Somewhere on a desert highway
She rides a harley-davidson
Her long blonde hair flyin’ in the wind
She’s been runnin’ half her life
The chrome and steel she rides
Collidin’ with the very air she breathes
The air she breathes.

You know it ain’t easy
You got to hold on
She was an unknown legend in her time
Now she’s dressin’ two kids
Lookin’ for a magic kiss
She gets the far-away look in her eyes.

Somewhere on a desert highway
She rides a harley-davidson
Her long blonde hair flyin’ in the wind
She’s been runnin’ half her life
The chrome and steel she rides
Collidin’ with the very air she breathes
The air she breathes.

(makes me cry every time)”

“no more poetry
we have a rule here that states
haiku is the norm”

“nine at night,
start grading the papers now
procrastinator


(I know it sucks, but its my first haiku!)”

“drinking always done
when the suns up in the sky....

the sun is always up somewhere
so it's your turn to buy!!!”

“gettin` close, but not there yet,.
tongue swirls and twirls her inner most desires and licks her drippin` wet,..
in the throws of passion`s grip, she shudders as it starts to spasm,..
goin` at it tooth and nail, she feeds him her orgasm”

“If love be only a burning branch and just a part of the tree,..
then why does it consume me whole and seem to completely destroy me,..
if love be but one branch, then the rest must be the fuel for desire,..
you ignite the passon in my soul and set my world on fire”

“Tell me a bedtime story, it doesn`t have to be true,.
scary, or sweet, it doesn`t matter so long as my arms are around you,.
tell me a bedtime story and give me promises you`ll keep,.
tell me anything you want to, but kiss me to sleep”

“are you the one I`m looking for, the one I dream about,..
the ony woman for me, the one I can`t live without,..
are you out there waiting, I wonder if you exist,..
are you that special someone, I know I can`t resist,..
I`ve looked every where and I think my search is through,..
I`ll know you when I see you, I`m already in love with you”

“I`ll meet you on the other side of midnight, under the stars, by hidden streams,..
somewhere over there, I`ll find you again in my dreams,..
so real it seems to me and it happens like this,.
you`re real and with me, right up until the time we kiss”

“if love were like rain, then kisses would splatter across your skin,..
the warmth and depth of each kiss would make you hotter than sin,..
a downpouring of sorts and it hasn`t let up yet,..
if love was as raindrops, you`d still get soaking wet”

“spammer...............”

“you think?LOL”

“it appears
to me you're
in arrears”

“Spring has sprung
Flowers have blossum
the woods are full of baby opossum”

“I wish I was a bee
Id be so very free
just being as free as a free bee
can be
wouldnt you like to be as free as me?
just being a bee
thats me!


I wrote that about 20 years ago. it was published a long time ago :)”

“Here I sit at work
About to go berserk
Wouldn't it be funny
If I didn't need the money
To tell my boss that he's a total jerk!”

“Spring is coming,
spring is coming.
Look at all the rabbits running.
Birds are flying north again,
Mother Nature tells them when.”

“here's a little tribute i wrote one time to our cafeteria's fish sandwich

Ode To Fish Sandwich

It's Thursday again
And you know what that means?
They're serving up fish
With a side of baked beans
The beans are no good
But that makes no matter
It's the fish that I want
All covered in batter
"You're getting too fat"
I heard my wife say
One bite's all you'll need
To see it my way
But wait it's all gone!!!
Nothing left but some crumbs
Oh how I'll suffer
Till next Thursday comes


sadly, they switched cafeteria providers and the fish sandwich is no more :(”

“I sat by the fire
With wet sandles
Letting soggy inhibitions
Evaporate into the silence”

“Anyone can piss on the floor
So be a hero......
$hit on the ceiling!”

“So it is Friday
Vehicle is in the shop
Tell me the bad news...”

“A small poem
Needs no book”

“You make my heart dizzy with love
of all the things you are made up of
you make my head grow very light
when I see you, I can not think right

you make my eyes well up with dew
it`s those tears of joy and all for you
you make me feel things, deep inside
a tiny kiss and butterflys in me collide

mixed up feelings, some old, some new
all awakened from the nearness of you
kick in the head and to the ass a shove
I`m hopeless without you, dizzy in love”

“I left my mark on the trail
when I fell down on some loose shale
a tree not so tall
had broken my fall
but the fall had broken my tail”

“haikus are easy
but sometimes they dont make sense
refrigerator”

“Feet hurt, shoulders ache
Camera batteries dead
I had a good day”

“I went on a backpacking trip
With a bunch of people who are crazy
And I happened upon a man named Hyway
Who may be lazy.
He challenged Fridgy to a duel to see who could
Ascend a hill.
Fridgy tried to cheat
Yet Tater and I would not allow it
We yelled at him to follow
As Hyway called him names.
All was forgiven when it began to rain and
The Man named Hyway flamed a fire
Of desire.....
For a warm, dry dwelling and
LOTS OF PIZZA!
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“sweetpeastu
can't hide her desire
she wants me to
flame her fire

she wants to take my organ
and wrap it around her leg
I don't make this up
its what she said”

“OH you wretch!”

“hyway tended to the fire
making the flames go higher
he was inebriated and goofy
when he confessed to yours truly
that he is the hiker
known as
forklift elvis!
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“Whoa Nelly! We’re in shock and dismay,
At the hiker we know as wacky hy-way
That he would be forklift
Leaves us all rather miffed
And ready to burn his toupee
last edited: 5/01/08 8:21:59 AM”

“yes I did
but no I'm not
it turned you on
you're attention I got

;)”

“There once was a hiker named hy-way,
Who thought he would take the by-way,
To avoid sweetpea’s wrath,
On the long trail path,
But Tater caught up to him mid-way!
last edited: 5/01/08 8:21:15 AM”

“silly poems
each showing the stuggle to rhyme
oh how I wonder
where the people find so much time”

“LOL. Love it Creek Dancer!”

“Creek Dancer wants that spanking
its as plain as day
I'll go all Peter Tork on her
monkee all the way”