Troll Days, 2006

“This is a troll celebration :D”

“Let me be the first
To drop a little Haiku
On Spirit's troll thread”

“why she hates haiku
a simple series of ryhmes
the horror,horror”

“I read Geo's post
I'm a fan of sarcasm
I went L O L”

“She gave me some crap
For taking a new screen name
Oh, I love revenge”

“you guys are silly
and you can't rhyme worth a #&%!$
so keep your day job”

“Poor naive hyway
Haiku's aren't supposed to rhyme
Now go back to school

:)”

“Haiku's are so stupid
you won't catch me writing one
mind your own biz ness”

“Wait just a minute
Don't turn this around on me
We're bashing S C”

“Hyway does Haiku
As Bush does to the nation
Screws it up real good”

“I was not aware
SC likes Menage a trois
the day grows better”

“Hyway wants to know
which word between bush and does
is two sylables”

“I can count seven
Syllables there in that line
What more is needed?”

“I count seven too
don't know what I was thinking
need another beer”

“Friday afternoon
Drags on and on forever
The Earth has slowed down”

“Curse these dang windows
I suppose I could close blinds
Sleep rest of the day”

“blessed are the trolls
that sling haiku on this tread
Coyote will howl”

“Haiku forever
Spirit Coyote's ears ring
Isn't life a #&%!$?”

“Spirit Coyote
Spirit Coyote loves this
Spirit Coyote”

“As the sun sinks low
This day mercifully ends
The weekend is nigh

Weekends are too short
The Earth's rotation speeds up
Days fly quickly by

Monday comes again
The Earth's rotation slows down
The week never ends”

“Halloo!! I sot ziss vas a troll sread! Unt yet I do not see any such aneemals. Except for mee uff course! How iss effrysink goink effryvon? I haff been very bissy tryink to raise my popularity numbers in Kahleefohnia, so haff not been able to post much. I lurk a bit, but zass is all. Goot to post again, zo!”