Risk of tanker spill in Alaska?

“Hopefully the answer is no.”

“According to this report, it has run aground onto silt, which is good.”

“And it's double-hulled, so that's a good thing too.”

“Global warming maybe? More ice, more silk ...”

“Petty Officer Steve Harrison is on the job, so that's a good thing as well.”

“The tanker was being loaded with product when it broke free, so that's a good thing too.”

“The Coast Guard said two tugs that help ships on and off the dock were helping the stranded tanker, so that's a good thing.”

“im about to go wash my sweaty balls, so thats a good thing too”

“Exxon made record profits, so they should be able to clean up any spill.”

“...which is a good thing.”

“What's Mutt doing, trying to become the new Martha Stewart?”

“Nah, y2 and pitbusher are my heroes!! Cause they're so bright and knowledgeable!”

“... which is a good thing too.”

“Well stay in school and work hard then Muttley my boy, and one maybe one day you'll escape the derision pointed in your direction by everyone you come across.

Don't take the other route. Going postal with one of your little toys is never the answer. It really won't make you special.”