Embarassing CoWorkers

“One of the young Engineers I work with, who I thought was intelligent, let slip the fact that his wife does all the grilling when they barbecue.
...and this in front of an all male Engineering group.

I almost felt sorry for this fool after we all got thru laughing and picking on him.
I'm sure someone will bring in a dress for him on Monday. ;-)”

“What does he do? Pick out which tablecloth and napkins go best together?!”

“If he manages to not kill himself from shame before then...”

“Maybe you're jealous that "One of the young Engineers" has a young hottie for a wife???
last edited: 2/03/06 12:41:25 PM”

“Intelligence often has nothing to do with Diarrhea of the mouth.

Wonder if she's a control freak?”

“sounds smart to me - sit around drinking beer and making wise ass suggestions vs slaving over a hot grill and having everyone bug you wanting to know when it will be done”

“http://www.doeblitz.net/ghg/ignobel.gif

I think we can best assume the engineer above is not allowed the proper tools for a fun and educational ignition experience...therefore he chooses NOT to play with the grill.

We tried to light a fire one time with a THERMITE grenade.....”

“The people who bug me about it being done, get salmonella.”

“Let someone else use the grill? That's worse than sharing underwear.”

“Geez, XL, you can light the grill with one of those...”

“I have not fired up my grill in a month or so.
I need to run by the meat market on the way home.”

“That's how I feel about it too, lumber.”

“You can....bitpusher....but at 4500 F it kinda screws up the warranty on the grill. On a pile of trees in the woods it is even worse. Thank God we were drunk and armed at the time.”

“That's worse than sharing underwear.”
lumberzac
12:41:01 PM
2/03/06

depends on what she looks like..would you share with her ”

“I wonder if she also has control of the remote?

From the title I couldn't tell if this was about trying to embarass coworkers or coworkers who are embarassing. Now that I've read it I can tell it's about both.”

“You got it, dayhiker!”

“Dang Ewker, that girl looks like Sandra Bernhard. That's not a good thing.”

“I need to run by the meat market on the way home

Shouldn't that be bearmagnet's line?”

“no - he's engaged now - no more BMing in the MM”

“Okay here it is.....Coworker is just "divorced" she had taken to wearing the hip jeans (I am guessing size 20 or so for a visual)and the loose shirts that ride up when she squats down...and now she is wearing thongs.


She was squatting down to get a file today IN THE COMMAN WALKWAY and I noticed the thong has ridden up a WHOLE lot....and apparently she needs some advice on tissue use...if you get my drift....”

“My eyes! My eyes!”

“Great! Now there is pizza all over my keyboard.”

“Sorry its just that....Oh and she is the same one who was #&%!$ing about her (now ex husband) S.O. saying he was divorcing her becuase he was...and I quote,"HE SAYS HE's Tired of Carrying my ass."

I bit my lip and walked by.”

“Jump up on and tap dat azz!”

“So, she has some junk in the trunk, does she?”

“cotton pony?”

“Boston Legal had a nice commentary on obesity last night.”

“Lets add I have no problem with a bit of luxury padding...(LOL) but you know if you are a size 28....don't wear a 20 or so. Lets also imagine a 3 lb sausage in a 2 lb bag.....”

“Muffin tops?”

“The problem in my office is that I am the embarrasing co-worker”

“LOL...no you're not....”

“I'm pretty popular on payday at least.”

“the better the pushin'...

"Gimmie that Donkey, Donkey,
Let Me Ride That Donkey
by 69 Boyz
album:
Just gimme that donkey but and them big ole legs
i aint to hard to beg
aint no shame in this game
im gonna break it down and beg like jane
please..please..please
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
please..please..please

bend on over and get buck wild
let me do that donkey jordan style
grip them hips and balls the ride
now do the bride
rock it, pop it dont stop it i wanna knock it
open up and let me come inside
take me on a donkey ride
wanna make that body jerk
aint no time to play just do it at work
cuz im a bizness man taking care of bizness
can I get a witness (yeah)
so come on over you little devil
let me take it to another level
were gonna get sick like bushwick
cause I need a donkey quick
so let me ride that donkey all the way down
I got ya making them freaky sounds
Gonna jump the freak and im up and rhymed
I don’t need a long relationship
Just hit it quit and dip

Just gimme that donkey but and them big ole legs
i aint to hard to beg
aint no shame in this game
im gonna break it down and beg like jane
please..please..please
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey (yeah)
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey(yeah)
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey(yeah)
please..please..please

ive been watching you on the floor
they way you moved made me want you more
I like the way you strut
Shaking that big ole donkey butt
Id do anything for it, what
Cause Im about to heel and steal a feel
That big ole butt make a preacher wanna kill
For real tho
Cause you go girl I wanna rock your world
Get down the curves
Your curves got me prayin
The way your kicking them things
I wanna lay low a long hard and late
Please
Ive been bringing them down ever since
Im about the size of the French
See I know how to satisfy ya
Give me the goods that money cant buy ya
If I ever wanna try ya
So give me that funky, chunky, dunky
Wind it, grind it I don’t mind it
Of st. louis im the finest
Back that butt up and make a beat
And im gonna ride that donkey to sleep

So gimme that donkey but and them big ole legs
i aint to hard to beg
aint no shame in this game
im gonna break it down and beg like jane
please..please..please
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey (yeah)
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey(yeah)
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey(yeah)
please..please..please

ride that donkey like crazy
break it down and wind it in late
the way you work to free the maze
so smile like your having fun
now show them freaks how it supposed to be
break it down now side to side
take me on that donkey ride
let me show you all how to get buck wild
im doin that donkey Georgia style
im humpin it while your pumping it
I got ya on the run
Im doin real good freak
Like its supposed to be done
So put a smile on your face Yeah

Now on tha count of three i want you to get buck wild
one......two....three........
Get Loose now
last edited: 11/14/07 2:17:23 PM”

“Ok!

That's the last thing I expected to see SuperTroll's name signed to !

LOL”

“Yeah, I am just not sure what to make of ST's post. LOL”

“This is like that old Lewis Grizzard skit...the preacher is really giving the congregation the business, tell it all brother, tell it all. A guy steps up and says, I gambled away all my money last week. My family didn't have any money for food. Tell it all brother, tell it all. The next guy stands up and says he's been running around on his wife. Tell it all brother tell it ALL. Another guy gets up and says, "Last week, I had sex with a goat." The preacher says, "Damn brother, don't believe I'd have told that!"”

“input:

http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/www.mediaspin.com/images/dnk_before.jpg



output:

1054: Unknown column 'www.mediaspin.com' in 'where clause'

1054: Unknown column 'www.mediaspin.com' in 'where clause'


I'm thinkin' I dodged a bullet.”

“"...and now she is wearing thongs."


You must love your job. Most work places frown on flip flops.”

“So that's what a walrus flossing looks like....”

“Freakin' TT, it inserted extra stuff in my URL. Here's what I was trying to post:

”

“It has Eddie Murphey's eyes.....”

“I wear flip flops to work all summer”

“I wore flip flops to work on friday's all summer long.”

“oh lord...co workers hubby came in to visit and he must have popped a pimple because he is wearing a HUGE bandaid on his face. LOL”

“Or he got stung, or cut himself shaving, or had a piece of material hit him in the face from some work related activity.”

“speaking of embarassing, i just asked the guy next to me if the cute baby was his grandson. its his son. glad the man wasnt a woman”

“I'm always embarrasing my coworkers. No big deal.”

“nice try. pimple...i overheard them talking...”

“How high school. Pimples happen, big deal.”