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Infidel\'s Revenge Pen


Overcome the fear of terror with the threat of eternal damnation. When you buy and use an Infidel's Revenge products you will be putting fear, uncertainty and doubt into the mind of would-be-suicide bombers. Fanatical
"Muslim's of the Jihad" are motivated to commit their suicide bombings with the promise of immediate paradise and 72 virgin companions for eternity. However, their strict ancient doctrine also teaches that their souls are damned should their flesh come in contact with pig’s blood at the time of their death.

The Infidel's Revenge! is a powerful psychological deterrent to terror. When you carry and use your Infidel's Revenge Ball Point Pen, you are joining an elite group of citizens committed to ending global terror. Imagine the impact on the worldwide "terror movement" knowing that the possibility of eternal damnation is resident in every drawer, every purse, every pocket everywhere. This simple solution holds the promise of dramatically reducing, and even ending, suicide bombings.-

Anatomy of a terror prevention pen. Our patent pending terror prevention pen cartridge is encased in a double layered, plastic cylinder filled with a mixture of glycerin, water and alcohol. Atop the liquid cylinder is another sealed cylinder containing patent-pending powdered pig's blood and other ingredients that will stop would-be-terrorists in their tracks.

Doubles as a great everyday writing pen. We have calculated that the Infidel's Revenge© pen has enough ink to clearly write a non-skip line for over two miles! You won't believe how incredibly comfortable it is to write with, not to mention fun. Talk about starting a conversation with a great writing instrument...buy two Infidel's Revenge© pens now, and get a third pen free! An Infidel's Revenge© makes a perfect gift."
Nigal
7:50:48 AM
2/08/06

Mmmmm......pig's blood......it's not just for breakfast any more.
Nonconformist
7:58:08 AM
2/08/06

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