Why men stand up to tinkle

“WHY DO MEN TINKLE STANDING UP??

God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over and couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to tinkle while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to tinkle standing up. Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place -first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."
"What's it called?" asked Eve.

"Brains," said God.”

“I heard that joke but the punchline was:

"Multiple Orgasms".”

“LMAO !!!!!!!”

“don't playa hate...remember that the next time you're on a hike and have to do all the things a gal has to do to go”

“Should bring Catheters”

“women and brains? I don't see the connection...uh, there is one, isn't there?
j/k ;p”

“Jeez! Men don't stand up to tinkle. Men stand up to pi$$!”

“oops, I guess that crack (no pun intended) of mine was outta line, I just dumped coffee all over the desktop.............lol.”

“because we can”

“birch - That's the punch line for, "Why do men scratch their balls?"”

“A person can learn so much on Trail Talk!”

“I haven't tinkled since I left diapers.”

“A long, long, long, long, time ago when God first created the world things seemed to be going quite well. God was happy, the animals were going about their business two by two and Adam seemed quite content, or so it seemed at the time. One day Adam noticed that everything was in pairs, every creature had a companion, a soul mate, but for him. He was sad. God noticed this and spoke to Adam asking him the source of his woe. Adam expressed his gratitude for all that had been given him, but also said he was quite lonely being the only creature without a companion. God nodded wisely and asked Adam what he might be looking for in such a partner. "Well", he replied, "someone who is physically attractive, romantic, intelligent, kind, compassionate, faithful and who will stand by me to the end of my days". God said "Wow, Dude, that's a tall order and will cost you an arm and a leg". Adam responded by asking, "Well, what can I get for a rib?"
last edited: 2/10/06 3:38:53 PM”

“LOL Nimble!

because we can”
birch
3:57:57 PM
2/10/06
ignore this user

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“birch - That's the punch line for, "Why do men scratch their balls?"”
dayhiker
4:16:52 PM
2/10/06

"Because they can"

I thought that was the punch line to why dogs lick they're balls.”

“No No No, it's why do women rub their eyes in the morning? Because they don't have b@lls to scratch!”

“That dog will BITE YOOOOU.”

“Two heads are better than one.”

“yeah, but after Adam gets a woman she goes and eats em outa house and home..........”

“You guys are DORKS.”

“...just sit down:)”

“There's a thread on this site somewhere that proves, with a little practice, women can pee standing up. No, we don't have to take off all our clothes first.”

“Soda straw?”

“nothin' special about pissing while standing...it's being able to keep your clothes dry that separates the men from the girls or did, until I started wearing my hiking skirt in summer...I've even got a little gadget that I can aim...too much information for you guys? too bad, this is TT where we all come to learn......whatever....LOL....”

“Because it's to far to sit?”

“"Soda straw?”
Nimblefoot




Nope, it has to do with a small manual adjustment and a quick start to the process (something you guys wouldn't know about with your foot long ureathas).;)”

“"Foot long Urethas" = near zero yeast infections.

Which would you prefer?”

“Or UTI's”

“I have never had a yeast infection. =) Last time I had a uti I was ten. nana nana boo boo.

For the girls: http://myvag.net/pee/standing/

Exact directions on how to pee standing up w/out any "tools" or funnels. I can't vouch for the rest of that site's contents, be careful.
last edited: 2/11/06 11:36:35 AM”

“You have a Foot Long ureatha Sass?”

“ureatha able to pee standing up or you ain't!”

“I'll bet Urethra Franklin can pee standing up. So what's your problem?”