DUI - Kentucky Style

“DUI - KENTUCKY STYLE
>>Only a person in Kentucky could think of this.
>> From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes
this
>>true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in

>>Harlan, Kentucky. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving
>>the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled
>>around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly
>>observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys
on

>>five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall
into

>>it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left

>>the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the
wipers

>>on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers
on

>>and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the
>>lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little

>>and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the
>>other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left

>>in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
>>The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now
started
>>up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the
man
>>over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the
>>breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any
alcohol
>>at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to
>>accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must
be
>>broken."
>>"I doubt it," said the truly proud Hillbilly. "Tonight I'm the
>>designated decoy."”

“LMAO!

Good Ol' Boys”

“LOL....great story...”

“Good one.”

“too funny!”

“old old joke.”

““old old joke.”
the goat
2:07:45 PM
2/15/06
ignore this user

True, but still funny.”

“Seeing the thread title reminds me of a bit of celebrity news I heard today. Supposedly Pamela Anderson is boycotting or protesting the Kentucky Derby. Something to do with KFC. Not sure of the connection between Colonel Sanders and the Derby. LOL!!!!!!!!!”

“There's a bust of Col. Sanders at the capital. The governor refused Pam's request to remove it.”

“Word on the street is the Gov asked to inspect Pam's bust first, and she refused.”

“Pam's bust is fake.”

“Yawn...got that one weeks ago...I doubt very serously that it is true. For one thing a drunk smells like what...can you say alcohol? A person that is not drunk just smells like the stale cigarette smoke of the bar.”

“not if they splashed some alkie on him”

“Old Jokes?

A cop comes across a very drunk man in a parking lot stagerring around with car keys in his hand:

Cop: Something wrong?
Man: I think someone stole my car!
cop: Where was it?
Man: At the end of my keys!

The cop then looks the man over and notices his #&%!$ is hanging out of his pants.

Cop: Sir, why is your #&%!$ out of your pants?
Man: Oh my God they got my girl too!
last edited: 2/15/06 3:49:48 PM”

“you can avoid the auto-censor if you just say "dick"

only doctors and weird little old ladies say "peeniss"”

“There's another word you can use apparently

LMFAO!
last edited: 2/15/06 4:14:24 PM”

“The governor of Kentucky is a woman.”