Tom Cruise

“So, gossip says Tom is breaking up with his very young unmarried pregnant girlfriend. The word is that it is just gossip, but that's what Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey said before they broke up along with Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.

I heard on tv that the girl's father does not like Cruise. Gee, I wonder why? He's a nut! Sniff, sniff, I smell another celebrity break up.”

“But he's TOM F'ING CRUISE. He gets to play by different rules from the rest of us.”

“Dayhiker is right. He's just one step down from Chuck Fing Norris.”

“Didn't you know that Tom came out of the closet a few months ago.

































At least that's what happened on South Park.”

“I loved it after him and Nichole broke up Letterman asked her how she was and what's changed for her since then and she said, "Well, I don't have to wear flats all the time now.".

Having said that, Tom is one of my favorit actors alongside Brad Pitt.”

“*moves away from Nigal*




;-)

Not to worry, poor little Katie is set for at least the next 22 years.”

“Tom Cruise is gay”

“N - everytime I see "Walker Texas Ranger" on preview channel I just have to chuckle a little.”

“Having said that, Tom is one of my favorit actors alongside Brad Pitt.

Oh god...”

“Blech!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tom Cruise is yucky. I avoid his movies. (except Top Gun)”

“N - everytime I see "Walker Texas Ranger" on preview channel I just have to chuckle a little.”
dayhiker
3:30:23 PM

LOL, me too. I think of all those Chuck Norris jokes.”

“Playa hatas, all of ya! He's a good actor. That's all I care about. Beats the hell out of Napoleon Dynamite.”

“Whatever!


I saw a ND action doll in the toy section of Wal-Mart a few weeks back.”

“Sure Nigal, sure.......”

“Shhhh....Be quite or Chuck Norris is gonna roundhouse kick the whole lot of ya!”

“Napoleon Dynamite T-shirts are in Wal-Mart also. Even saw them in Sears.”

“Who really gives a #&%!$?”

“lips”

“I still like the fiasco when they were filming Gays...sorry Days of Thunder. They had wanted to do the shot of the racing on the beach and they wanted the seagulls flying off infront of the car.....well seagulls are darn hard to train. So they put feed down on the beach.....and ZOOOM comes the car....
For the uninformed air rats (seagulls are in this category) like food more than anything...apparently a large number of the birds kept contentedly eating until KABOOM...birdy pate'

LOL....”

“I was never a Tom Cruise fan. Then he went after Brooke Shields for taking depression meds for post partem baby blues and then I not only didn't care for him, but thought he was an @ss. He may have made many ill people feel they shouldn't take their meds or that if you are depressed, you should just learn to deal with it. I wonder how many people committed suicide because they listend to Cruise and stopped taking their meds or never started????

Nigal, I heard her (Nicole) say one tiny thing I guess she felt she had to say, because anything she does say will sound bitter, but she said to an interviewer who asked what she thought about Cruise's new relationship that how can you know what's real and what's not when you let everyone know you're dating someone as your new movie is coming out, so inorder words she is saying he used the girl to promote his movie.

lumberzac, I haven't watched South Park in a long time. I'm sorry I missed that episode. It must have been a riot!!!!

Stove, you got that right! Whether she got his sperm through invitro or otherwise, that was one billion dollar lay for her:) I hate to be crude, but like you said, she is set for life. And do I care, well, I have a certain curiosity, but I would never read those grocery store rags and I don't watch those shows like Entertainment Tonight or that other one....something "Edition". Funny thing, but Kathi Lee Gifford who was plastered all over these rags and shows joined one recently to be a interviewer or correspondent. I don't know since I don't watch it or care for her. Kathi Lee is an @ss.
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“Nigal! WTF! Tom Cruise is possibly the worst, most over paid actor ever! He sucks. Every movie I've ever watched him in he plays himself! LOL! Same character. Over and over and over.”

“What Pixie said. He makes me ill.”

“I don't think anything says non-news like Tom Cruise.”

“Well, except for the banner ad on TT asking if J Lo is pregnant.

Good Grief.”

“J Lo....that has to be a trophy f@$*.”

“Who is Tom Cruise?”

“And that's fine guys. If ya don't like Tommy that's ok. It's your opinion. I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying I'm right. LOL!”

““Nigal! WTF! Tom Cruise is possibly the worst, most over paid actor ever! He sucks. Every movie I've ever watched him in he plays himself! LOL! Same character. Over and over and over.”
pixie

That's exactly why I liked him in "Eyes Wide Shut." He played himself - a dumb $hit.”

“I'd do him if I was gay.”

“I liked Tommy Cruise in "Risky Business"...but I liked Rebecca deMorney better. :o)”

“LOL!”

“What about the movie with Tom & Penelope? I believe she got nekkid, no?

Brad Pitt was Great in 12 Monkeys. Maybe even that IRA Movie with Harrison Ford? Or was that someone else?”

“JLO is a no class Puerto Rican from the Bronx. Her putting on thousand dollar clothes and jewelry is really like putting lipstick on a pig. She's no trophy with her wide @ss. Also, her new husband had a trophy wife that really was one. She was some type of beauty queen and JLO is NOT.

She was on a show one day and wore so much makeup she looked like a clown.”

“Has the fact that he is always running in all his movies been discussed? Name a movie where he wasnt running.”

“Top Gun.

He was on a really fast motorcycle though....and a fast fighter jet.”

“I'm still waiting for Nigal to announce that he's having Tom Cruise's love child.”

“I'm wondering if anyone can have Cruise's love child. I don't know if it was ever discussed why he adopted kids instead of having any of his own with Nicole and if he was so pro-adoption, why didn't he wait until he was married to adopt more? So many unanswered life altering questions, lol:)”

“JLO is a no class Puerto Rican from the Bronx. Her putting on thousand dollar clothes and jewelry is really like putting lipstick on a pig. She's no trophy with her wide @ss. Also, her new husband had a trophy wife that really was one. She was some type of beauty queen and JLO is NOT.

She was on a show one day and wore so much makeup she looked like a clown.”
lipstick hiker
10:51:02 PM
2/17/06



Uhhhhhhh. I'd do her. And I love her ass!
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“Maybe it was Nicole that didn't want to get pregnant....it would've interfered with her climb to fame (if you can call it that). Or Tom is gay.”

“bear, come on! There are so many prettier women out there with better figures. Then that nasal Puerto Rican accent just wants to make me drip wax into my ears not to hear her speak.”

“Gotta Defend Bear on this one Lipstick...I think his "I would do her" is more of a fit of lust or a Trophy _ _ _ K than out oa attention. Kinda like climbing Everest, you know get your Tibetian Porter to help you climb up and take a shot.”

“LOL!

I must repeat, I'd do her.”

“Penelope is hot because she's so petiet.”

“Nicole Kidman didn't get pregnant cause Tom Cruise is gay...they had a deal - she'd stay married to him and be his beard for 10 years, and he'd help her with her career.
I'm sure he had similar deals with Penelope Cruze and Katie Holmes...”

“XL, well, if you put it that way, I can see a guy wanting a crack at just about anyone that looks passable if she is a celebrity, so it's more about celebrity than looks.

Nigal, Penelope and Selma Hyak are friends. Wrap your mind around that one, lol:) Selma also looks petite, but has a lot of padding in the right places.

twig, Penelope and Katie must be getting hefty checks from Cruise if he is gay. It does color the way you look at leading men if they are gay. It just isn't the same. Even when Ricky Martin, the singer, sings love songs for women, it just doesn't seem right with him being gay or just doesn't have the same kind of passion when you know he is not interested in women. Part of the allure is to think he is singing to you or about you or that he is attainable.”

“I remember when we broke it to my aunt that Liberace was gay.....And then the news that Rock Hudson died of food poisoning really hit her hard.”

“.....and be his beard for 10 years...-twiggy

Never heard this term before.
It it a Maine thing?”

“Hey - who knew that Raymond Burr was gay and had a 40 year relationship.”

“Stove, "beard" is a term that has been widely used for many decades. Since a beard is a covering on a person's face, it's also used as a term to call a woman who serves as a third party when two gay men go out together, so people don't think the two men are together, so the woman is the "beard", she's covering up the real relationship between the two men.

Rock Hudson died from food poisoning, lol!!!! That was some long drawn out food poisoning death! I'm sure the other Hollywood people of his generation knew he was gay way before it became public knowledge.”