Wake up Trail Talk, You got punked!

“Motivated by a couple of frosty beverages and highly encouraged by cottonsocks, the dethroning of Buddha Bear as the punkmaster just had to take place.....

Move over, Buddha Bear, make way for the chilimiester, the master of punk.

http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/42730,-1.php

http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/25786,-1.php

We actually had dinner at the Bear Creek Grill in Gatlinburg, Tuesday night, then came home and cooked up the scheme. Cottonsox has been in East TN the whole time.

I haven't looked in my email box yet, but I imagine the love mail will start now.”

“LOL! I think I was sympathetic yet cautious, MoFo!”

“I think I called Bull from the very start. I hope it didn't hurt when I authorised treebeard to hit you in the nads with a tree limb.”

“You bass turd! I was actually worried about you! I even told my wife!


So she's probably on your doorstep about now. Have fun!”

“Yeah, hyway, I have to give you credit, you had it nailed pretty quick. I wish I would have had more time to milk this thing, but I couldn't take time at work to play it the way I wanted and cottonsock just couldn't seem to get the right time to engage on this.

Oh well, for our first time around, I think we did ok.

LMAO”

“Oh, c'mon, I called it fast, too:

As for chili and cottonsocks... I am hoping this is a big hoax and you guys are pulling a huge TT leg!!”
lizs
11:13:56 PM
2/15/06

And this was my reply e-mail to someone concerned about it all, sent at 9:36 p.m., a good hour and a half before posting on a thread:

BUT... then again... IT COULD BE THE BEST HOAX EVER with those two!!!

Remember, cottonsox and I once had all YOU GUYS GOING!! ;-P”

“A hoot(ers)!

Glad it was a hoax.”

“Damn, I missed a hoax?

Ahhhh Sheeeeeit!!!!

Well, Chili. Glad you got a good one in.


But, not even giving the ole Tree an honorable mention for the "beating the thief's balls in" hoax or the RNC???? 300 posts and nobody nailed the stolen stereo one!

I'm disappointed, my friend! :) Glad you had fun, anyway!”

“Chili, you damn s--t. Shame on both of you.”

“New defination of a great TT marriage:
Both equally enjoy jerking your fellow TT'ers chains...”

“I had a vision of sugarplums dancing on your lame arses................”

“Ha ha. Missed me!”

“Ha, that was funny. Next time try and fool us into thinking Cottonsocks got in a bad accident or something. Maybe she could even have to have a leg amputated or something really funny. Divorce isn't nearly funny enough. ;)
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“Hey, I'm dead (sarge)! My wife left me (chili)! I whacked someone with a tree limb (treebeard)! Oh wait, I'm just messin' with y'all! Ha Ha fooled ya!

That's you people's idea of a joke? You have a warped sense of "humor" to say the least. Wait 'til April 1st, OK?”

“You forgot Violin's left foot, Pennsy peeing in the spring (Buddha), Buddha and Tarabull getting married (five single male TTers committed suicide over that one!) and Treebeard getting arrested for stapling Republicans.”

“I probably should have made up a troll name for myself before posting that last comment, I wouldn't want to be accused of not being able to take a "joke". Guess I'm just a humorless sucker who actually worries about stupid things like death, divorce, and crime.”

“Well, at least you two are having a good marrige..... ;)
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“i musta missed the whole thing..i saw cottonsocks where is my hubby deal..but since i just talked to her about you and had a normal chat i knew nothing was up...hehe..good try though..we all still luv ya'll. HERE'S TO HOOTERS!!!!”

“I know I’m taking this much too seriously, but here ya go. My husband lost his job, plummeting him into severe depression that rendered him incapable of normal functioning! And a couple months later, I lost my job where I had been for twenty years, and now can barely afford to make my house & car payments on time! And my 20-year old son is mentally retarded with autistic tendencies, and will never be able to live without supervision! And my stepdaughter has just been diagnosed with severe hypothyroidism, which resulted in weight gain, extreme lethargy, and several weeks' absence from school! My dog and cat both died in the last year! And my mom had a hysterectomy, and my dad got his hip replaced! Comedy gold, don’t you think? It’s hardly necessary to make up such funny stuff like death and divorce, is it, when we already have so much amusement in our real lives! Party on, tasteless ones!!!!”

“Oma, there's alot to be said for being honest. Hope things get better for you soon.”

“gosh oma, I hope things start looking up for you.”

“Cancer isn't Funny but I'm really Funny looking now. I've lost half my eyebrows and eyelashes. I was hoping I would look cool bald




But maybe this is mor accurate:









LMFAO! I tried to resist, I swear!
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“bm are you calling yourself a hairless #&%!$?
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“You are what you eat.”

“TMI!!!!”

“LOL! How come I see a redx now instead of a naked kitty?”

“I had to check properties, then go back to the photo address to view it.”

“those bastards took my bald #&%!$!”

“How about this:







”

“Man are your eyes that freakish blue too?

You could market yourself as an alien at birthday parties or something if they are.”

“ET phone home


”

“chili, I hope your wife accidently bites down on your pee pee when she's giving you a hummer!!!!!:)”

“LOL! I almost went with the Bruce Willis/ET Photo comparison!”

“Sick. Really sick. But whatever trips your trigger. Guess I'm just too old to understand this kind of attempt at humor. Or maybe . . . . oh, never mind.”

“Dang, I spend two days sick in bed and look what I missed!!

Yeah Treebeard, whack chili's willie!!!”

“NOT FUNNY :(”

“Sorry sister, I am acquainted with both of those nuts and they are very silly people.”

“You know, TT used to be a place full of levity that knew no boundaries as to humor.

Was that a bad thing?

I tend to take life too seriously and have to remind myself that no matter how bad it gets, I am only here for about 72 years before I leave this planet.

Lighten up folks, even the end of the world isn't a bad thing.”

“I didn't know it was funny to make peeps worry about you?!! Mabe I missed something ?

Glad it was a joke, even if it was "not funny" .”

“Count me among the light-headed, chili.

Its good to see ya post once in a while.”

“Well no offense to any of you, but if I do go through a divorce, I won't be spreading out the details on Trail Talk.

I like this place, and I like all of the folks from here I have met, but I do tend to keep this place and its parameters in perspective.”

“I'm not too concerned with the lack of taste, since many people on TT don't seem able to experience a mildly inflammed hemorrhoid without starting a thread. My concern is with it being, frankly, a below average punking and claiming to be much more.”

“All my nose hair has fallen out. I think it went slowly but I guess I don't check my nose that often.”

“LMAO SC!


And BTW - What Chili said! take Life too seriously and you miss out on all the fun!”

“LOL Hi, Im nicklebag and I have a pot problem...LMAO....apparently? LOL! You gotta love trolls :)”

“I wish all my nose hair would fall out. Not by the magic of chemotherapy though, just by magic.”

“huh....cant say i have a nose hair problem.”

“How about by "trimmer"? Can you get Lasik up the nose?”

“Isn't nose hair like an old persons disease?”