Prove to me my religion is wrong

“So what you're saying is you have no proof of your side of the story, even though you insist we provide proof of our side based on what you will accept as proof, right? Do I have that right? That's what I thought.

Hey, what happened to your smilies? ;-)”

“That's right - you're making the claims, back it up. that's the way it works. I believe you've said as much before in this forum. I already told you the status of my opinion on the matter, which was more than my obligation.

God - I love winning debates against fundis. Makes me feel all warm inside. ;-)”

“You made a claim to. Back it up!

You're the one asking for proof - I'm only asking that you follow your own rules.”

“"I'm the winner! I'm the winner!"”

“I accept Cthuluo faith. I know he will devour the souls of those who refuse to serve him.

Those who have not let him into their lives and hearts are blind to the splendour that is Cthulu!”

“Do you have proof that the Bible is wrong?

Sarge
11:12:36 AM
4/05/06

Pathetic Troll. This thread is about proving my religion is wrong - not about proving your anesthetic myths wrong. Cthulu will be pleased to let his minions gnaw on your bones.”

“Do you see the power of Cthulu my Neighbor?

He profanes the thread and then soon after he is made to flee in fear and humiliation!

He served me well here for a long time, but it is better that he be forced to retreat and the power of Cthulu revealed for all to see.

The one who called himself Sarge still reads and writes here, but he does so with new fears and new worries.

Ia Ngath! Ia Cthulu Ngath!”

“Where is 667?”

“On the Sunny side of the street where he will meet his doom.”

“Quite obviously, the worldwide Noahic flood did not occur a mere 4,400 years ago

but that doesn't prove anything.”

“The proof is obvious....

Your a member of it. :D”

“I was born an Orthodox Jew. When I was 22, I converted to Islam, adopting the name Alsmegmahdi Rahim. Two years later, though, I embraced a charismatic Christian movement. Three years after that I went back to Islam. But a year after that, I began to practice new age mysticism . Just six months after later, I became fed up with religion and became a strong atheist. That wasn't fulfilling, so I became a Muslim again, just one month of being an atheist. After another year as a Muslim, I met my old rabbi for lunch and he persuaded me to join the orthodox synagogue again. I got into a fight with a former collegue from my Jewish high school, and I joined a snake handling pentacostal church in the mountains of Virginia. I was bitten by a snake eight months into my time there, survived, and became an Odinist, worshiping the ancient Teutonic gods. However, I found out that the movement is saturated with psychotic white supremecists, and I bolted. After 2 years as a Roman Catholic, I found Islam again. But six months after that I left my mosque, and joined the cult of Cthulu. Chthonic parties are totally awesome and the Goth Chthonic babes are smokin', but Chthulu is ugly and has really bad breath and I'm tired of offering him human sacrifices. It's totally gross when he belches afterwards, and the farts after he eats baby make me faint with disgust. I'm thinking about joining the Jehovah's Witness or maybe the Rosicrucians. Any suggestions?”

“Any suggestions?”
668 Neighbor of the Beast
8:41:20 PM
6/25/06


I can think of several......might not help you with your problems but it would certainly entertain the hell out of the rest of us.”

“perhaps you should try dirt baggin it”

“trust jesus. but dont let him drive your car. he thinks that somehow just cuz he can walk on water he can drive on water too. i keep telling him metal is heavier than the spirit, but he wont listen. the guy is so holier than thou.”

“I have a suggestion. Maybe you should stop trying to identify yourself based upon what religeon you belong to at the moment and actually look inward to figure out what in the he!! you're looking for that keeps you bouncing around as you do.

Truth and self-satisfation comes from within, my friend, not from belonging to some club. Doesn't matter what the club's name is... Christian, Muslim, etc etc etc, they all do nothing more that give someone some false sense of belonging, or, in some cases, a belief in everlasting whatever.

You have a life to live. Live it. Strive to be the best human being you can be, treat your fellow inhabitants on this planet as well as you can.

You will be glad you did!”

“parody, meet wanderer.

wanderer, meet parody”

“That is a powerful philosophy.
Where did you learn it?
What is its name?

Perhaps I should become a wanderer, too.”

“Not all who wander are lost”

“It's not about us proving it's wrong, it's about you believing it's right.”

“Not all who wander are lost

But some who wander are completely frickin, lost.”

“One who wishes to find what he has lost must first lose what he has found...”

“I knew this would be a fun thread! :)”

“You must also realize that you will never truly be "there", but you will always be "here."”

“I'd go with the babes.”

“You must master your fear or fear will be your master.”

“And never (ever) let them see you sweat.”

“

Goth Babe Of The Week

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”

“Man, I hope she's planning on eating that rose.....looks like she could stand to gain about 20 lb.


Weird though....her thigh seems to be as big around as her waist.”

“Seriously though, there are all these powerful supernatural beings out there who promise great things if I believe in them - but will torture me if I don't. Worse, they are mostly jealous God's and I only get the good things if I love them the best and ignore all the others. And some of them are so frickin bossy.

I want to know how to cut the best possible deal.”

“Thou art God.”

“Definitely become a Pagan - most of them aren't jealous of each other and don't need to pretend they are the only ones around. Have your fling with whatever Gods and Goddesses you wish.

But don't forget to worship Eris.
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“I still think NON has the best suggestion of them all. (ROTFPIP@NON)

I have always believe the purpose of religion (whether Civil (Church etc)or National (the laws and constitution of the country) is to believe that there is something or someone you must be responsible to in the end. This tends to move you out of a self serving policy to one that considers the importance of others in your world.”

“I was visited last night by an apparation of the McMartyr, HARVEY GLUNKMAN , and he told me I was to register as a Melchizedek Priest. Should I do so and get my Kings House Number? Advice please!

http://mcchurch.com/melchizedek.html”

“What the hell is The "PIP" in ROTFPIP?”

“PIP refers to an Ancient Occult Moronic rite.

Peeing In Pants”

“The King only has one house number:

http://www.gracelandtours.com/welcome2/?source=google”

“OK! So there are psychotic white supremicists here too. I will definitely not join the XL bigot cult or share in any of your Ancient Moronic Rites. I would rather worship Elvis than come anywhere near your god.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Taking+the+Cosby+kids+to+the+pool
last edited: 6/27/06 2:47:50 PM”

“sigh, these threads just aren't the same with out good old surge around”

“ This tends to move you out of a self serving policy to one that considers the importance of others in your world

not really. doing good out of fear of punishment from or wanting to get into the good graces of a Higher Being is still self-motivated action”

“"Peeing In Pants". Anyones Pants?”

“Hmmm.....all this time I thought it meant Pope is Pi$$ed.”

“XL - you don't have to be very PC to recognize that that "cosby kids" euphamism is racist and degenerate in the extreme. Did you think before posting that?”

“I have always believe the purpose of religion (whether Civil (Church etc)or National (the laws and constitution of the country) is to believe that there is something or someone you must be responsible to in the end. This tends to move you out of a self serving policy to one that considers the importance of others in your world.”
XL400236
8:12:54 AM
6/26/06

Religion at its best does that. At its worse it justifies all kinds of foolish and nasty stuff under the guise of defending or fighting for the glory or dignity of one's imaginary friend. It also allows for social control (as can non-religious ideologies).”

“OOOH PED...the ULTIMATE THOUGHT CONTROL....the BIG R (LOL) yeah and when a Congresstwit HITS a COP she is safe becuase they are racist....,

OKAY the RACE term is in the same as calling you a RED (LOL)...PC the last resort of the lost”

“You'll note I didn't call you racist. I called the euphamism you used racist. It is. I wish you wouldn't use those kinds of figures of speech.
last edited: 6/27/06 8:13:51 PM”

“LOL...it OFFENDS YOU????? Sorry but I find a bunch of stuff offensive....but that is the fun of FREE SPEECH.”

“freedom of speech? cool

your grandfather jerks off nazi skinheads in hell

hey freedom of speech IS fun”

“"OKAY the RACE term is in the same as calling you a RED (LOL)...PC the last resort of the lost”

That's a bit over the line there XL. Everyone knows Ped is a Heb. (joke)”

“LOL...Nigal, when you wake up with THREE Isreali Tanks in your front yard you won';t be laughing....(LOL)

Actually ever notice the only creed it is okay to make fun of and harass seems to be the Jewish faith? I could go into a long line of my defense of them.

The PC and Multicultural crap are dying in this nation. Here we crack jokes and are OFFENDED. In other places they put flaming tires around their necks for being a different "group"....I will stick with being called a Welsh Sheep Buggerer.”