Prove to me my religion is wrong

“"The obscene idol grotesquely squats on top of a rough hewn granite pillar. The fire around it crackles and roars high. We are joyously dancing around it all; hands linked, half naked, we are whole, laughing with joy and desire."
"The best is yet to come...."”

“Get lost troll.”

“Bored by an ordinary, nothing life?

Searching for excitement, power? Seeking a higher cause, one worthy of your very life?

The Campus Crusade for Cthulhu offers all this, AND MORE!

How does Tall, Green, and Slimey sound to you? Pretty scarey. But you can handle it. You will have to learn how to. You will learn to yearn for the soft squeezing caress of undulating tentacles. Or you will be eternally sorry that you did not.

Think that you are searching for meaning still? Well, search no more! We have found you. Soon, when you expect it least, our agents will contact you. Soon you will not have to worry about anything. Ever. Again.

We know more about you than you can ever learn about us. And who are we?

We are both the oldest and the newest college organization in existence. We are sponsored by the ancient Cthulhu Cult, which predates all history. Before the United States of America, before ancient Greece, before Atlantis. Before the first lIluminati attempts at world conquest our tentacles had an unbreakable grip upon the entire Earth. We have never let go.

Ever since we were pre-men, the Cthulhu Cult has served the Great Old Ones, the unspeakable horrors of legend. It is they who lived eons before they brought life upon this Earth. They came from distant unknown space, falling out of the sky upon our virgin Earth.

Through covert means, their lurking shapes held sway over our young planet, guiding its course to serve their own needs. They destroyed the dinosaurs when they were done with them, and so made way for the first men.

The Old Ones died three million years past, gone into the Earth, under the sea. Dead they were, yet undead, their dreaming still bodies reached out, and so molded the minds of our distant ancestors. The greatest of their High Priests, whom we know as Cthulhu, lay deep within his sunken R'lyeh Temple and guided all of history through the Cult. Ever we have prepared the world for the day they shall return. Then the world shall fall under the clinging grip of the Great Old Ones reborn. And only those who serve them in this life shall survive. For a time.

That is why we worship Cthulhu, why you cannot afford not to. Ever we await his return from his tomb at R'lyeh. For we know that the words ever hold true,”

“Hey hey hey, stop trashing my man Cthulhu ya troll!”

“Though you seized the post # 668, you should show me more respect. I have been here much longer than you have.”

“I've got enough crappy neighbors around here that I know how to deal with you. ;)”

“Hey, where in Indiana are you from?”

“Why only half naked?”

“I really prefer my tentacles deep fried with a side of marina sauce and a lemon wedge.”

“Why should I show someone respect that says there religion is better than all others.”

“Hello, BeastyBoy!!

As a fellow beast I can dig what you're puttin' down!

Have you heard anything from Zool......lately?”

“pics?”

““Why should I show someone respect that says there religion is better than all others.”

Because they will become very incensed and fly planes into your buildings if you don't.”

“No religion is wrong until it is forced upon others.”

“No religion is wrong until it is forced upon others.”
Bateauxdriver
11:44:52 AM
3/07/06


Children are "others", no?”

“IA! IA! CTHULHU FTHAGN!!”

““No religion is wrong until it is forced upon others.”
Bateauxdriver
11:44:52 AM
3/07/06


Children are "others", no?”
bearmagnet
10:55:54 AM

Yep, my children are others as soon as they pay their own rent. Till then they are Catholic.”

“I don't think I've ever read Lovecraft.

Your Children are forced into religion then, no?
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“ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!”

“"Yep, my children are others as soon as they pay their own rent. Till then they are Catholic.”

You mean to tell me that you are going to sit there and tell me with a straight face that you make decisions for your kids as a parent? What a F'ing bassturd! You probably don't let them pick out their own food at the store too, don't ya? LOL”

“HPM is eating White Out again!”

“Now there's a visual!”

“'In His House at R'lyeh Dead Cthulhu waits dreaming,
yet He shall rise and His kingdom shall cover the Earth





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“is HPM a trekie?

is that klingon or something?”

“Hell no he's not a Trekkie! We know way too many of those. Hell, they had their own table at our wedding reception. Over in the corner. ;)
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“treebait must be a big starwars fan”

“Aa-ha! I was wondering where the dork convention was meeting today.
;-)”

“Lyra digs dorks?”

“Damn people, read a book or something.”

“LMAO!”

“No one is trying to force you to worship Cthulhu or join the campus crusade for Cthulu. I just thought I should give you a friendly heads up. It's the only decent thing to do. Its not our fault that infinite, eternal and indescribable suffering will be yours if you do not give yourself entirely over to him and that transcendant ecstacy is yours if you join us. Those are the facts. Don't curse the messenger.”

“No one is trying to force you to worship Cthulhu or join the campus crusade for Cthulu. I just thought I should give you a friendly heads up. It's the only decent thing to do. Its not our fault that infinite, eternal and indescribable suffering will be yours if you do not give yourself entirely over to him and that transcendant ecstacy is yours if you join us. Those are the facts. Don't curse the messenger.”
668 neighbor of the beast


No not really I find all that in my relationship with my fiancee soon to be wife. And that my friend is a fact. I also find it in many other ways that doesn't restrict me to worshiping some person or thing. I'll give you a hint its call being a decent humanbeing. If I died tomorrow I'd be happy in the fact that I have lived my life as a decent person. Not a christian, muslim, jewish, or cthulhu (or whatever in the hell you call it). Coming to terms with MYSELF like that is all I'll ever need. Oh and a Troll in my book is someone who starts threads on a website inorder to arouse anger or strong emotions in others. And trust me in you saying your religion is better than others will stir emotions. With that said I'm done with this thread and will keep myself in the backpacking threads.”

“If I died tomorrow I'd be happy in the fact that I have lived my life as a decent person.

Based on what?”

“Before Lovecraft I need to read this:







”

“HEY!
What just hit me in the ass?

Oh, it was just humor.

nevermind.”

“No no, I won't prove that to you....but I guarantee you will eventually find out how wrong you are (LOL).”

“Repent oh Beast! Eris is the source of chaos and discord in this world. Cthulu is merely an entertaining Myth of no substance.

Please feel free to pursue your misguided religion, but your asking for trouble if you horn in on our claims for space in science textbooks. We demand an intelligent misdesign page whenever chaos theory is discused!”

“Based on what? - Surge

*groan* - how about Truth?”

“Mutt can read flasher's mind.

Or, Mutt is flasher's troll!

... tune in tomorrow for the thrilling conclusion ...”

“This is an easy one..

I am right, you are wrong.

Now you have to convince ME that My religion is wrong. LOL *and around, and around we go*”

“Username: flasher
State of residence:
Member since: 4/4/05
Other comments: James Rohner is my name for all that want to know. Now that I've disclosed my identity I can annoy as much as I want. Climbing a mountian is like reaching a goal. But remembering to stop and look at the view along the way makes the view from the top

Username: Mutt
Homepage: http://
State of residence: Missouri
Member since: 1/7/00
Other comments: Ask me what you want to know.



Hmm that would be funny having created a Troll name before you real user name. By 5 years so maybe flasher is the troll name of Mutt. But then Lizs, firebug, spalpeen, super & killer bee and Roxyruby would have met Mutt on the trail not flasher. If that was the case then they shouldn't have giving Mutt the trail name flasher. Opps I forgot I'm supposed to be done with this thread. But since I'm here Mutt is right I am a decent person. Not a great person or a bad person. Just a decent one. And all of you can say whatever you want but the friends and the loved ones around me would say I'm even more than a decent person and well quite frankly thats all I need.
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“For me it has to do with good tasting sacraments. Be in a religion where ya get a stale tasteless cracker and some box wine? Not me. I’ll take the challah bread and Manishevitz.”

“I'll not give up meat on Fridays :)”

“Did you see that Da Pope is lifting the Lent restrictions for St. Patty's Day because it falls on a Friday? Now there's a religion you can get on board with. LOL!”

“"I’ll take the challah bread and Manishevitz.”
Nigal
12:08:36 PM
3/08/06


Manishevitz! Yikes! Repent while you can ye of little taste.”

“It's just a little dry but it's better than the blood they serve at the catholic churches.”

“But since I'm here Mutt is right I am a decent person. Not a great person or a bad person. Just a decent one. And all of you can say whatever you want but the friends and the loved ones around me would say I'm even more than a decent person and well quite frankly thats all I need.

I'm just wondering how you know what is decent? Not judging you, just asking what you're basing it on.”