King of Queens Episodes

“This show cracks me up. I get to catch two reruns on weeknights.

Equally funny are the online Episode Descriptions.

Knowing the characters you can just imagine the crazy shenanigans that will ensue.
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“"Bun Dummy" Episode #422.
Doug tries to find a tactful way of telling Carrie he does not like her new hairstyle.”

“"Cheap Saks" Episode #615.
Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.”

“Arthur: Honey I'm going to need a bottle of hand lotion, a ticket to Mexico and a credit card.

Kerry: What for?

Arthur: That's MY BUSINESS!!!”

“That was last night!! LOL! That was classic.”

“I saw that one with Janeane Garofalo, she looked a lot hotter than I remember her.”

“"Damned Yanky" Episode #616.
Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital.”

“I enjoy the show, because unlike every other sitcom (they all feature fat, funny guys with hot wives) Carrie is so different. We all know a wife/girlfriend like her and all of Doug's friends are scared of her. Doug is equally afraid. I think she's one really neat character the way they have her written. Sometimes you got to love her, but most of the time you're just glad you're not married to it.
My favorite is where Doug and Arthur realize that she's in a good mood after a few cocktails with the girls from the office after work, and try to keep her loaded all the time. When Doug brings out the beverage cart when she comes home, I thought I would die laughing.”

“Is this the show with Kevin James?”

“yeah”

“Thought so. I've never seen the K of Q show, but he had a stand up routine that Comedy Central ran over and over.....I don't think I missed a single run. Guy is hilarious!”

“He's in Hitch too with Wil Smith. Great movie.”

“Jerry Stiller does a great job as Arthur on that show. I like the episode where he loads Doug's food with "Big Blue's".”

“"So do you wanna go upstairs for a little act-y-oin?"”

“LMAO! So THAT'S how you spell it!”

“"Eddie Money" Episode #424.
Doug tries to keep secret from Carrie $5,000 he won in a gambling pool.”

“I have unfortunately only seen of few of them but they are hysterical.

One great one was where they went to a time share and met a couple only to find out that the couple separated the two of them to work on each one individually to force them into buying a time share. When Carrie let Doug know the guy he was on a snowy mountain with was really a time share guy, hDoug actually let himself slip off the side of the snowy mountain instead of taking the time share guys hand to help him up.

If anyone has ever had an experience dealing with a time share person, they will understand.”

“I opted for Sienfield last night....”

“I loved it last night!

Kerry: Doug, how are you going to eat pancakes, drink coffee and drive?
Doug: Hey, I ate wonton soup riding through San Francisco while on a motorcycle. I can handle a few flapjacks. [pause] Would you open the door for me?”

“that one with the bet cracked me up. he always goes so far to hide the dumb stuff he does. then he forgot to put the original hundred back in the coffee can.”

“Nigal, that's my husband, multi-tasking while driving. It's makes me crazy. I would have loved to have seen that episode!!!”

“"Window Pain" Episode #501.
Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to impress the neighbors.”

“"Present Tense" Episode #816.
When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

LOL!”

“"Tank Heaven" Episode #621.
Doug deliberately offends Carrie's co-workers by showing them his chest hair.”

“
"Oh my God! TIVO thinks I'm gay!" ~ Spence”

“"Sold-Y Locks" Episode #818.
Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise, but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.”

“"Furious George" Episode #703.
Carrie makes Doug join a support group for overeaters, but he secretly joins an abusive relationship group where he blames his eating on her.”

“ehhheee, I saw that one. I love that series. It's on at 1AM, that's what I watch before I go to sleep.”

“"Name Dropper" Episode #705.
Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.”

“The abusive relationship group one is good, he goes in there because they have free doughnuts.”

“"Cologne Ranger" Episode #709.
Doug wears a cologne Carrie dislikes to try to convince himself and the guys that she does not control him.”