For Sale

“My golf clubs the whole set on sale at ebay. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7225071653&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1”

“Tiger might be interested.”

“My used bras are for sale on e-bay.”

“Tiger just bought my old Walmart clubs.”

“Spirit where is the link??”

“THat is WIERD...I was just wondering what would fill out a bra at Tigers house? Then I remembered....”

“Bra's for sale ?!!

I did find the right site after all !!”

“BRA??/I done thougt that be oner themthar double barrel sling shots.”

“I would sell my guns before I sold my golf clubs.

What size are those bras?”

“DDX might be interested.”

“I'd sell my golf clubs before my backpacking equipment and my photography equipment and my motorcycle.”

“Stove Would DDX be intrested in the clubs, bras or both.”

“Have to ask DDX that. ;-)”

“you guys are just silly”

“If I were you, I'd take much better photos against a plain backdrop and replace those. You can barely tell what you are selling.

Good luck.”

“I've made a 183 Yard hole in one with the 8 iron.

you should keep this club and sell all the rest ;)”

“hey, I got an empty bottle of Muhlen geift if anyone is interested.....I'll let er go cheap too..............what sizes are them bras????”

“http://www.despair.com/

Let the Fury Begin.

THIS WEDNESDAY, THE BLACKOUT RETURNS.

The time has come- for the once-a-year sales extravaganza that generates almost as many orders as it does complaints.

At precisely 12:01am CST, Wednesday, March 7th, Despair.com will enter Blackout mode- closing our store to the public. As would-be shoppers from the outside world gaze in irritation at a cryptic password prompt- Wailing List customers such as yourself will gaze in volcanic fury at discounts so monstertruckian in scale that even Transaurus the fire-breathing, car-eating dinosaur would cower before them. (And it devours crack houses, so you KNOW it's not easily shaken).

That's right... For 24 hours, Despair.com will become a password-protected website. Only those with the username and password will be able to see and order products from our online store.

>>> username: COWER <<<
>>> password: TRANSAURUS <<<

Yes, yet again, prices during this Blackout will be so low they'll bring humiliated tears to your eyes and expletives to your lips.


[snip!]”

“The name and password are good? I love Despair.com!”

“Yep! the email just hit the inbox today. The site hasn't gone black yet so I can't test them ---

Operators will be standing by... idly.



My all-time favorite has to be the photo of the Pyramids at Giza with the copy:

"There isn't anything you cannot accomplish with an inexhaustable supply of expendable labor."
last edited: 3/06/07 11:26:27 AM”

“Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.


He he he... especially in Florida!

I just copied that one from a page over there. I still love that poster about stup”

“Thank you! I heart despair.com.

Tilt you are the most useful TTer around lately. A veritable wealth of fruitful posts spewing forth from you!”

“yikes! LOL”