What's Important?

“well one was my first time with the older sister of my friend. Another was with my 2nd wife on a life guard stand at night with people walking the beach below us. Shall I go on?”

“Oh god, that was sad, Nigal!! Thanks for making me cry, sheesh!”

“NIce....”

“{tear}

Just thought I'd get it out there before Bltch Slappin' Phriday Phun starts. LOL!
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“I want my click back.”

“Glad you corrected the spelling, LOL!! ;-) "tear"...you are a goober.

You know why it's sad? B/c if you have a bad childhood and don't have those building blocks, your life is forever screwed! That's what I got out of that. You could think of it other ways too, obviously, but that was my immediate reaction.”

“When it asked what did you learn about life, I answered "Always carry a hammer. You can beat the hell outta the rocks and stuff em in the jar...make em into pebbles."”

“I just don't understand women. After the last child was born, my wife told me we had to cut back on expenses and she thought I should give up drinking beer. I wasn't a big drinker - maybe a 12 pack a week - but I gave it up to keep the peace.

Then the other day, when she came home from shopping, I saw that she had spent $45 on makeup and I said, "Wait a minute. I gave up beer, but it doesn't look like you gave up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you. I buy it so I can look pretty for you."

Without thinking, I said, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I've got a feeling she won't be back...”

“"You know why it's sad? B/c if you have a bad childhood and don't have those building blocks, your life is forever screwed! That's what I got out of that. You could think of it other ways too, obviously, but that was my immediate reaction."

No, ya just need a bit more gravel and sand. LOL! I like Wolfeye's take also.”

“My wife keeps my rocks in a jar too. LOL”

“Moral: If you put the little stuff in first, you will definitely get your rocks off.”

“I admit - I is a sentimental guy and I liked.”

“:)”

“Nigal throws what little respect he had right out the window. Get a tampon, dude.”

“Nigal if I had mixed in some Lime and water as well as other stuff...would I have made concrete in the jar”

““Nigal throws what little respect he had right out the window. Get a tampon, dude.”

LOL! Great as ever.”