The World is coming to an end

“The coffee machine in the office broke!”

“How did Clinton get to it?”

“Outmatches....I am sorry, How big is your office?”

“Just 5 of us, and I am the main coffee drinker.”

“Hoo boy, here goes the caffeine withdrawal!”

“So will they be calling you guys at home and letting you know when to report back to work when the machines fixed?”

“I just went over to the hardware store and bought a new one. All is well now, peace has been restored.”

“awww... P-E-P-S-I”

“that's so weird...i had a coffee hell day too...i have my own maker but i was out of coffee, i tried to by the cheap stuff out of the machine but it just took my quarter and spit in my cup...then i went to the cafeteria but they were out of the robust so i had to get regular...it was as if something was trying to keep me from drinking coffee today”

“I made the mistake of buying that weaker stuff. Ya know it’s like medium on the strength scale on the back of the can. I hate it. I have a routine damn it. Get up at work, make coffee, work have coffee, drive home, take my morning glory. This stuff is crap. I can’t even enjoy the ride home knowing there’s no morning glory waiting for me.”

“It's the end of the world as we know it........And I Feel Fine. :D”

“i had to bring in my own maker...we have the cheap stuff out of the machine that only costs $0.25 but it's crap...then we have good coffee in the cafeteria but it costs $1.50 for a 12oz cup, there was no middle ground
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“Pepsi stoves can make coffee. Fired for what?”

“Our toaster oven broke last week. The new one arrived today, but it is not merely a toaster, an oven, or even a toaster-oven. It's a...

TOASTATION!

http://www.hamiltonbeach.com/kitchen_appliances/cooking/toaster_ovens/22708.html”

“Man coffee...I work in an office with arond 130 people there are THREE countem THREE people in the office that have the aptitude to 1. Empty the pot of coffee, 2. Scoop coffee into a filter in the basket, 3. Pour water in the machine.
I have watched as employees walk in, see the empty coffee maker and walk out the office (sign out) go over to the fast food resturant to get a cup of coffee.....”

“I had a friend that bought one of those breakfast machines a few years ago. It had a coffee maker, toaster, and egg cooker and it all worked off a timer. Wake up and breakfast was made. I never see them any more they must not have gone over.”

“What no bacon? No wonder they didn't catch on.”

“Hey! Dick van Dyke invented one of those things in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!”

“They still make it.
http://www.gizmodo.com/archives/threeinone-breakfast-toaster-coffee-machine-egg-boiler-019735.php”