Happy St Paddy's Day!

“If I didn't have to go to work, I'd begin the day with a lovely Irish Coffee...so, who's into corned beef and cabbage...”

“Happy St Pats from an orangeman. I like corned beef and cabbage, it just doesnt like me, bummer too. Yummy stuff.”

“After working 24 days straight, I'm takin' the day off, and hoistin' pints o' guinness all day!

Slainte!”

“had some last night, good stuff”

“And a tip o' the hat to ya!”

“had some last night, good stuff”
spalpeen


This from the guy who took painkillers last night and wasn't sure if he'd be up in the morning?”

“Ah, 7:30 am on St. Patrick's day, time to head down to Lodo's and start drinkin'”

“Need to find a woman who appreciates Corned Beef and Cabbage ( I am the only one in my house that will eat it)”

“I like corned beef, but don't really care for the cabbage.
I’ll have to pick up some Harp Lager on my way home tonight.”

“I like cabbage, but not corned beef!
It's Irish pub night, with an Irish band. And I'll definitely have to get some green beer...how about Guinness. Ewww, can you imagine what that would look like...total sludge, haha! I'm not really much for beer though, maybe I'll get my usual martini and tell them to throw a leprechaun in it or something, instead of olives.”

“On St. Paddy's Day everyone is Irish!

Top 'o the morning to you.”

“everyone got on their green today.
I've got a date =) We are going to a jazz club this evening that she suggested.”

“We got some great corned beef from a smokehouse in VT two week ago.

2 4 pounders. My wife is boiling them today.

oh. the 100% irish. 1/2 south 1/2 north”

“You know everything right? ;) Your poor wife. I can say this becasue I too am Irish, county Donegal, and no one can tell me anything.

Thank goodness there's some Italian and Spanish to mellow my temper a bit, lol.


I love corned beef, but it's not Irish. It's Jewish. The cabbage is wonderful with a sprinkle of salt. But by far, the soda bread is my favorite part of the traditional Irish American St Paddy's day meal. And the beer too.”

“It's true...corned beef is not an Irish food ones finds on a menu in Ireland...in fact. I don't remember ever eating it there...Irish stew, with lamb, is more traditional...I guess I now wonder where Americans started celebrating St Patrick's Day with corned beef and cabbage, a traditional Jewish dinner....curious....”

“I'd bet New York City. Lots of immigrants and Jewish folks in the ghettos.”

“I'm so wasted I just peed in my boss's potted plant.


Getting drunk on St. Patrick's day isn't an Irish thing either. We just stole Purim from the Jews along with the corned beef. Ever wonder why they're at about the same time?”

“LOL! That's awesome! Where do you work Violin?
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“The local grocery store has a display of "Genuine Irish shamrocks", potted plants for sale. Really now? Funny, there's 3 different varieties of the little buggers growing in my parents back yard. One with pink flowers, one yellow, and one white. Native species, too. I don't need to buy any, thank you very much.
On the flipside, the woman in line in front of me had 15 big corned beefs, a pile of cabbages, onions, potatoes, and carrots, not to mention cases of Guiness and any other brand of Irish beer available. She just got a phone call from her hubby saying he forgot to tell her a bunch of friends were coming over for a St. Paddy's party tonight. Real nice. My only concern was whether she had enough burners to handle cooking all of this. She has 2 ovens, a 6 burner stove, and 4 burners out on their gas grill. She said its not that big of a deal but her husband is dead meat tomorrow for giving her such short notice. You go girl.”

“HA, treebait...she should've asked her husband what he was making for dinner!

Violin's a fluffer for the New Jersey Porn Association. LMAO!”

“Treebait My post was regarding corned beef and cabbage, the harp will be consumed tonight”

“I'll ask you not to post my personal information again lyra.


Someone put a green derby on the statue of Christopher Columbus in the park next to my office. This town is overwhelmingly Italian-American. Someone is gonna be pissed!”

“Sorry, Candy!”

“lmao!”

“I'm not catholic, Irish and I'm not wearing green but I will be cracking that bottle of Chimay Special Reserve tonight. :P”

“ok this was ODDDD

a lady brought in a stray cat to the shelter. in the cage was a potato.
WTH?
so I asked her WHY?
she said it was to bring her good luck...

you irish peeps are odd!”

“cat and potatoes, baked in the oven, tender and juicy....mmmm”

“ewwww
butthead!”

“why else would there be a potato in there with a cat....think about it "meat and potatoes"......”

“ok wise, if that was true

then she would have kept the cat and eaten it not hand it over to us....unless she was thinking thatmaybe we would eat it or.....”

“see, just a little thinkin and you can come up with the answer yourself...LOL. just don't forget to skin it first.............oh, and clip the feet off too..........well, you might wanna pop the head off first.........leave the tail on, makes good soup later.....”

“silly chappy that would be
meow go gi pan!”

“LOL, my bad, I forgot the chinese delicacies......”

“Ahh... a few green beers, a friday night, and a few great trips upcoming to plan for. Life is truly good!

robertr”

“good for you! so where are you off to?”

“a friend told me "if you ain't plannin a trip or returnin from one, you ain't livin right".....”

“burp”

“well then chack me uo not livin right :(”

“naw, don't be hard on youself, take a trip and never leave the farm....lol.= back yard, starry night, thermarest mattress, hubby......... ;)”

“Planning a 4 dayer in Zion in May, 1 wk in Colorado in June, and 1 wk in Glacier in July.”

“Paddys day was a breeze this year. We prolly had 3500 people come through the doors. We were changing a Guinness keg every 30-45 minutes. In all I think we went through 75 kegs of beer. I got there at 9:00am and left at 7:00am Saturday. It was a butt kicker. Good $$ though.”