Single Hikers: Females Only Please

“Self centered male seeks female that shares same interest. Enjoyment of the outdoors as well as spending days on the trail a must. Receptive to bad B.O. after three days of hiking a plus, but not necessary. Walking in the woods (for days at a time), enjoying sunsets (from secluded areas that typically require over 3 miles of hiking), and a gourmet meal (shells and cheese with tuna qualifies) are some of the things that I enjoy.”

“Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.”

“not necessarily”

“CB needs some lovin.”

“First he must love himself.”

“Coffee came out my nose! Lmao!!”

“to love oneself is the ultimate love. I don't know what that means btw”

“Everybody needs a little loving”

“If CB is a little slow in responding, it's only because he's typing with one hand.”

“Thank you, Witney Houston!”

“And if by chance, that special place
That you've been dreaming of
Leads you to a lonely place
Find your strength in love

Whitney Houston”

“hey, I am 29 years old, 5'7", 124lb, 56/24/56, long blond hair, blue eyes, SF :)”

“Another single horny male seeks female backpacker for hiking, companionship, possible relationship, and wild crazy sex, not necessarily in that order post!”

“"56/24/56"...LMAO @ Gem!!”

“56/24/56

Hee Hee Hee....”

“My, butt what a big ass you have, Gemini!!”

“Self centered male seeks female that shares same interest

So you're looking for a self centered female? Not sure that's gonna work out.”

“Swine!!”

“Is a swine somebody who swooned???”

“Do you have a picture of yourself? A full frontal nude is prefered. Ah heck, we want to see the back, too. What was your annual income last year? What is your earning potential for this year? How many weeks of vacation do you get? Are you able and willing to be a gear daddy, a pack-mule and a trail gourmet?”

“Looks like we have a taker....”

“It appears PAHikes is discriminating against homosexuals and adulterous women. It's unfortunate that such bigotry still exists on this forum this day and age. It's the year 2006, right? Did I just step back into the 50's?”

“Heehee, what small difference do 20 inches make on a tall women? not very much.

heehee ROFLMAO”

“Tall??.....5' 7" ?????
Ha ha to yoo too!!!

With a keister like that you'll have to fly first class, dear!!”

“there is a single hiker right near ya PAhikes, her name is daydreamer. Where has daydreamer been?”

“Hiding from creepy people who post ISO ads on bp forums.”

“56/24/56!
Sounds like you've been on a diet!”

“What a slim waist, and with a 56" bust line, will you guys really notice anything else??? ;-)”

“He must be desperate if he's turning to chat boards to find love.”

“isn't he the same guy who was talking about picking up white trash on the trail ;)”

“who's pa is he anyway, the kids must feel so ashamed”

“Just north of Morris, PA there's a backpacking outfitter store run by two 29 year old women who both thru-hiked the A.T. Don't know how available they are though.”

“I am still around..

Sad to say with recovery comes going back to work.. ughh !

So where is this single hottie PA guy !! ;)”

“Do you have a picture of yourself? A full frontal nude is prefered. Ah heck, we want to see the back, too. What was your annual income last year? What is your earning potential for this year? How many weeks of vacation do you get? Are you able and willing to be a gear daddy, a pack-mule and a trail gourmet?”
Sunshine
1:47:27 PM
3/29/06

With a ruler!!!!”

“or at least a dime....”

“He's got a nice website. Measure that! ;-P”

“Wanna tell you a story,
'Bout a woman I know
When it comes to lovin',
She steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty,
Ain't exactly small
Forty-two thirty-nine fifty-six,
You could say she's got it all!

Never had a woman,
Never had a woman like you!
Doin' all the things,
Doin' all the things you do!
Ain't no fairy story,
Ain't no skin and bone!
But ya give it all ya got,
Weighin' in at nineteen stone!

You're a whole lotta woman!
A whole lotta woman!
Whole lotta Rosie!
Whole lotta Rosie!
Whole lotta Rosie!
And you're a whole lotta woman!
Yeah!

Oh honey, you can do it,
Do it to me all night long!
Only one to turn,
Only one to turn me on!
All through the nighttime,
And right around the clock!
Whoo! To my suprise,
Rosie never stops!

She was a whole lotta woman!
Whole lotta woman!
Whole lotta Rosie!
Whole lotta Rosie!
Whole lotta Rosie!
A whole lotta woman!
Yeah! Yeah!

Oh, you're a whole lotta woman!
A whole lotta woman!
A whole lotta Rosie!
A whole lotta Rosie!
You're a whole lotta Rosie!
Whole lotta woman-man-man-man-man!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
A whole lotta Rosie!
Whole lotta woman!
Oh!

A whole lotta woman!


--AC/DC
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“Good one SC!!!”

“Great song NC! Bon Scott was the man!”

“Holy Cow! If you don't visit this board on a daily basis you sure do miss out on a lot! I am surprised to see my post generated so much interest. Funny, I post about Trail Reports and hiking and I get maybe 5 replies. I post a "personal" and I get over 30 replies.

I'm glad everyone saw this for what it was; an attempt at humor. I keep on getting these types of spam emails and thought I'd generate my own, with a hiking twist. If someone would have taken me seriously I would have felt bad and had to appologize....oops, I guess I did have a taker. Sorry Sunshine. Can I make it up to you by sending over a full frontal nudity picture?”

“Oh! Can't you just hear my heart breaking?! Jilted again!!

As compensation, I will accept the full frontal nude picture AS WELL AS, a rear view, AND a titanium cookset.”

“hey, I am 29 years old, 5'7", 124lb, 56/24/56, long blond hair, blue eyes, SF :)”
Gemini
11:53:33 AM
3/29/06

LIAR! She's 17 dude..... jailbait.”

“Hey, I think our Lil' Gemmie has hellbraune Augen.
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“Okay pahiker, gonna help you out here. If you drive up I-81, take the exit at New Milford. At that exit is what you are seeking. It's a gas station/convenience store called HoMart! Just walk in and tell them you want one of each!
last edited: 3/30/06 1:30:56 PM”

“I remember many times in college heading down I-81 & 380 & 80 to "The City" and passing Scotrun too late at night, thinking I saw something else on the road sign. Never noticed that one in New Milford though. That must be the one right off the exit, not the one at the four corners downtown.”