WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

“WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)”

“Because we can. ;-)”

“RFL Oh, THAT IS FUNNY!”

“HAHAHA!

But that doesn't eplain why my man snores on his side :(”

“To pay women back for cold feet.”

“because it's better than sleeping on your belly and fartin..........”

“I'm not going to say a WORD about the loud snoring coming from the tent next to mine at the last Sipsey trip a couple of weeks ago.
I'm a gentleman and would not wish to embarrass the lady, LOL!”

“SS - maybe it wasn't snoring? Maybe it was queefing?”

“How many drinks, bear?
One for me, so far.”

“LOL. Can't drink tonight or for a while. But I was pumped full of some shilt today that does make me loopy and a bit foggy......”

“I was sitting in a dental chair this morning. Dang Dr. didn't give me the happy gas.
I'll get it in a week or so. Got to have a root canal.
BRING ON THE GAS!!!!!!!
LOL”

“I don't let them use Gas on me.”

“Because all that dang sex just wears a man slap OUT”

“Speaking of vapor lock, I've had a wicked allergy thing the last day or so. Last night my woman got me a glass of water in the middle of the night, saying I sounded like I was coughing up hairballs.

I don't let the dentist give me gas, ever. I had a bad experience with it during my first wisdom tooth extraction, never again.”

“No one should ever allow a dentist to administer Gas. It should require a trained anasthesiologist and a vitals monitor. If something goes wrong there only recourse is to diall 911. How close is your dentist to an ER?

And yes, it may be rare, but it happens.”

“When I sleep on my back my pelotas fall off the bed and onto the floor, which is okay until one of the dogs steps on them in the middle of the night and I wake my wife up with a house-piercing scream. She much prefers rhythmic snoring. Guys, being super well-endowed is a curse. Trust me.”

“that is funny!!!...wait...I snore when sleeping on my back....what does that mean????”

“I don't know, divinity. Do you have something to tell us? We're a pretty open group here, go ahead.”

“queefing? What the hell is that?”

“Um, thanks. And that goes under the catagory of things I shouldnt of clicked on at work LOL!”

“LMAO! look up "Pegging" and "Sanatorum" on wikipedia. It's safe?”

“OMG! All you guys talk about the funniest things! Now I know why wolfeyes is addicted!”

“My wife drives me out of my own bedroom with her snoring. I dreaded this weekend where we went to a wedding in Salem,Mass. I was (really)loaded & went to bed at 9:30. Started drinking double scotches at 2pm & just didn't stop. Woke up 2 hours later to come down to the ballroom to fetch her & she was totally TOASTED. She was having so much fun, I stayed until they shut down. Good thing, because she needed help finding our room & most of our relatives had left. She then took a header in the bathroom (blood everywhere) hit her nose on something. THat was probably the only night in the last 30 years that she didn't shake the walls. I was kinda hoping it was permanent, but it wasn't.”

“I've started snoring. #&%!$, I wake myself up. WTF IS THIS???!? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??!?!?”

“"Why Do Men Snore When They Lie On Their Backs?"

Are you assuming all men lie? Are you suggesting men only lie when they're on their backs? Do truthful men not snore? I guess I'm confused at what you're asking.”

“And NOW LIES MEN TELL WHILE ON THEIR BACK...anyone want to start...

"Oh Sweetie, no that tshirt doesn't make you look fat."”