Full Metal Jacket-

“Is the best movie!!!”

“Private Nicole, you do believe in the virgin Mary, don't you?”

“SC could suck a golf ball through a garden hose...”

“Sir No Sir!”

“You got that right DDX ;)


Only Steers and Queers come from texas and yuou don't look like a steer!”

“Why you little scum bag, you make me want to vomit!

Now you best sound off that you do love the virgin Mary or I am going to gouge out your eyes and skull #&%!$ you!”

“SC, what is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?”

“I went to college with a guy that looked just like Private Pyle. We printed out a picture of the Pyle from the movie with a bunch of movie quotes and hung it over his desk.”

“lumber, when my 4 year old throw a fit I ask her what her major malfunction is. Also, little boys tend to hold their gun. During bathtime when my son was up to be 5 years old I would hum, this is my rifle, this is my gun. My wife never thought that was funny.”

“FMJ and Pulp Fiction have to be two of the most quotable movies of all time.”

“Ha Ha! I hope your son didn't pick up on that.”

“I can't recall the name he's directing it to but the quote is roughly: Pyle, I like you, you can come over and #&%!$ my sister.”

“Zac went to college with Vincent DiNofrio??

I like to quote Ghostbusters.
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“Birch has a talking Sargent Hartman "action figure" (it's a 13" doll). Abby is fascinated by it, mainly because she's not allowed to push his button....the thing cusses! It's pretty cool.

I still haven't seen the movie.”

“Birch plays with dolls?”

“Only when he first got it. Now Sargent Hartman just sits in his box and occasionally gets to call us scumbags and chicken #&%!$s. Don't think less of him Conk. He's still a man's man. ;) It is Sargent Hartman after all.”

“Ol Gunny Ermey made that movie!”

“You talk the talk, do you walk the walk?”

“Sass, I haven't seen it either. Too bad we didn't live closer. We could have a movie night with our guys. I'm sure neither of them would protest having to watch it.”

“Sorry. Monty Python is the most quotable, by far.”

“"you're killin me smalls"
LOL!”

“For the record...It is not a doll. It IS a 12" motivational figure, that talks and has a cool sword. Its authographed too. I want to have him ride shotgun with me someday.”

“lol! If it stands like a doll and talks like a doll....”

“i AM in a world of sht!”

“motivational figure, lmao that is good. on quotes I agree with Monty Python but also Casablanca and the original Gunga Din my all time favorite”

“The best ever military movie has to be " No Time for Sergeants". Iffin you ain't seen it you gotta!”

“did your parents have any children that lived

enjoy

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