My Sarge Question

“Yep. Your nincompoop definition was a lot closer to the truth, lol.



Hey, welcome to TT, pinetop! I thought your handle looked new.”

“Get your hand off that dude's handle!”

“LMAO @ Nonconformist”

“I knew it. I wasnt fooled one bit.”

“LMAO! Nonconformist, please report to the "I am a dork" thread.”

“Great joke! Next time we meet, noncon, watch out for snakes in the ol sleeping bag! They do so love a nice warm, soft sleeping bag tucked away in a dry nylon tent ...”

“Heck, I don't think Sarge even knows who Sarge is! He's always looking over his shoulder.”

“This entire thread is a case of somebody else starting it up, not Sarge.”

“Geo, you still have that rubber snake?”

“No, Mapes earned that one, fair and square. It probably cost her 10 years of her life, so it was only right to let her keep it.

It won't be a rubber snake I put in Noncon's sleeping bag though ...”

“A six-foot black snake ought to do it!”

“I was thinking copperhead. Rattlesnake wouldn't work. He might hear the rattle. Has to be a pit viper for effect. He might make friends with a black snake. I need to go for the fear factor.”

“Private sarge wouldn't be afraid of a snake. +Put a democratic left wind women in his bag ,that would be HILLARYous.
last edited: 4/10/06 2:07:30 PM”

“You guys just keep playing with your snakes and dreaming, lol.”

“If the snake doesn't work, there's always the wild Appalachian hawg. Sooey Pig!”

“That bag babe has only a left lung for wind I guess-I can't even smell anymore.”

“Maybe if NonCon was a Con he would have a chance to make friends with a black snake.

>8^O”

“Nothing politically correct about you, MarkO.”

“Truly outstanding!”

“I think noncom is srg but he saw all the hate towards srg and decided not to reveal himself.”

“I am Sarge.”

“LOL! Bearmagnet! You dork---and here I was going to give you credit for being the only one that didn't fall for it!”

“I didn't fall for it, you godless libbie. For I am Sarge.”

“I thought you were Spirit Coyote?”

“LMFAO! I'm just bored. trying to stir up some fun.

;)”

“I'd expect that from a typical libbie like you, boremagnet. You have nothing to say worth anything, therefore you come over here spewing your hate.

Typical”

“What otehr kind of snake can end up in his sleeping bag? I almost DONT want to think about it. You perves!”

“What otehr kind of snake can end up in his sleeping bag? I almost DONT want to think about it. You perves!”

“What otehr kind of snake can end up in his sleeping bag? I almost DONT want to think about it. You perves!”

“What otehr kind of snake can end up in his sleeping bag? I almost DONT want to think about it. You perves!”

“What otehr kind of snake can end up in his sleeping bag? I almost DONT want to think about it. You perves!”

“hmmmmm, I didnt do that!!!!!

OMG, I keep getting an error- too many connections blah blah blah, It aint my fault!!!”

“
Noncomformist Pic

Sarge Pic
The same hand??????
last edited: 4/10/06 9:13:00 PM”

“LOL! Funk y'all!”

“ya know, that thumb is exactly the right size!!!”

“well the ratio of width to length on the first thumb is 0.63. ie. the thumb is 0.63 as wide as it is long

On the second thumb it's 0.61 - perhaps accounted for by the slightly different angle to see more or the full width of the thumb in the second picture, but it's certainly in the right ballpark.

Coincidence?

Mine is 0.72.

I have too much time on my hands.... errrrr thumbs.
last edited: 4/10/06 9:36:23 PM”

“"ya know, that thumb is exactly the right size!!!”
Spirit Coyote
9:17:48 PM
4/10/0

I'm afraid to ask what for!”

“"ya know, that thumb is exactly the right size!!!”
Spirit Coyote
9:17:48 PM
4/10/0

I'm afraid to ask what for!”

“"ya know, that thumb is exactly the right size!!!”
Spirit Coyote
9:17:48 PM
4/10/0

I'm afraid to ask what for!”

“Too weird......................three weird”

“LMAO!!!”

“oops, I mean the slightly diagonal angle on the first compared to the flat angle on the second.... but like I said, too too much time.”

“Oh my God! My cousin is sarge! I'd recognize that thumb anywhere!


Oh my God! My cousin is sarge! I'd recognize that thumb anywhere!


Oh my God! My cousin is sarge! I'd recognize that thumb anywhere!


Oh my God! My cousin is sarge! I'd recognize that thumb anywhere!”

“You dork.

Of course the hands are different. They are different hands.

As in, right hand in the first picture and left hand in the second.”

“He has us right where he wants us....”

“That looks like a left handed fish to me.”

“I'm just playin Lee - it was late, I was bored, and no one was about - I mean for f's sake I was measuring a pair of Thumbs ;o)
last edited: 4/11/06 9:16:44 AM”

“Measuring a pair of thumbs??

Do you use the same measuring device that the monkey does before he eats something? Somehow I have the horrible feeeling that Spirit does.



The joke . .anyone . . . .anyone??”

“A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!”

“Funny joke.

Funny thread.”