Biggest Dork On Trail Talk

“Is there a prize?”

“Pure Nerd
65 % Nerd, 13% Geek, 26% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.

The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.

Congratulations!

I liked this test!”

“You're twice the dork I'll ever be, VBG”

“Pure Nerd
65 % Nerd, 8% Geek, 17% Dork”

“ok, so i'm twice the dork, what are the rest of your scores, you never posted”

“My ESP isn't working like it should (it's early) and I couldn't find the test.”

“Joe Normal
43 % Nerd, 30% Geek, 17% Dork

Check here
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=9935030990046738815”

“Joe Normal
47 % Nerd, 8% Geek, 13% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored less than half in all three, earning you the title of: Joe Normal.

This is not to say that you don't have some Nerd, Geek or Dork inside of you--we all do, and you can see the percentages you have right above. This is just to say that none of those qualities stand out so much as to define you. Sure, you enjoy an episode of Star Trek now and again, and yeah, you kinda enjoyed a few classes back in the day. And, once in a while, you stumble while walking down the street even though there was nothing there to cause you to trip. But, for the most part, you look and act fairly typically, and aren't much of an outcast.

I'd say there's a fair chance someone asked you to take this test. In any event, fairly normal.

Congratulations!

You scored higher than 28% on nerdiness

You scored higher than 5% on geekosity

You scored higher than 8% on dork points”

“sass...you are aware your total at the top is less than 100%”

“You missed the word higher huh? I just cut and paste. Take it up with the quiz writer, NERD.”

“I thought you married Joe Normal, Sass.”

“XL, did you not do your own math? Mr 90%. I think that means you're 10% cool.

MarkO, he'll have to take the test before I can comment. I think he's normal but you never know...”

“Joe Normal
34 % Nerd, 0% Geek, 8% Dork”

“LOL...unless you could be a geek like...Bill Gates?”

“Wow Roam, you got alotta cool in you!”

“52% Nerd, 4% Geek, 8% Dork, 100% Awesome.”

“Joe Normal
39 % Nerd, 30% Geek, 8% Dork”

“someone monkeyed around with _those_ numbers lyra”

“Oh you're right, I mis-typed! That should actually be 200% Awesome.”

“Joe Normal
17 % Nerd, 8% Geek, 26% Dork”

“hahaha ss is a nerd!!!”

“Yes, I am passionate about learning/being smart/academia. ;-)”

““Wow Roam, you got alotta cool in you!”
sassafras
10:01:02 AM
3/19/07

That's Me!

”

“i had a lot of fun at that place”

“Pure Dork
47 % Nerd, 26% Geek, 56% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Dork, earning you the title of: Pure Dork. Like our friends Napoleon Dynamite & co.

It's not as though you were some whiz-kid in school. Oh, sure, you probably did okay in some classes, but were probably awful in others. Certainly most people thought you were smarter than you thought yourself to be. And it's not that you have some overriding passion, like computers or Star Trek that sets you apart for the crowd, though you likely share some interest in some of those sorts of things. You just like to be yourself, and want to express yourself for who you are.

And, really, there's nothing wrong with that. Being who you are often invites scorn, and so it's a difficult thing in a world that rewards conformity. Be proud of your dorkiness, for often it's just another word for individuality. (I'd vote for you!)

Congratulations!”

“39%-4%-8%”

“What's the other 49% Joe?”

“60 % Nerd, 47% Geek, 17% Dork”

“Tri-Lamb Material
65 % Nerd, 47% Geek, 60% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd and Dork, earning you the coveted title of: Tri-Lamb Material.

The classic, "80's" nerd, you are what most people think of when they think "nerd," largely due to 80's movies like Revenge of the Nerds and TV shows like Head of the Class. You're exceptionally bright and smart, and partly because of that have never quite fit in with your peers or social groups. Perhaps you've realized, or will someday, that it is possible to retain all of the things that you like about being brilliant and still make peace with the social cliques around you. Or maybe you won't--it's really not necessary. As the brothers of Lambda Lambda Lambda discovered, you're fine just the way you are and can take pride in that. I mean, who wants to be like Ogre, right!?

Congratulations!”

“i have a feeling some peeps were LYING on their answers!”

“lmao...I wasnt.”

“172% ?”

“i didn't lie! it's all nerdy me baby! i'm a nerdy hippie! LOL!”

“LOL..and a hot one at that (LOL)”

“ i'm a nerdy hippie! LOL!”
Pamela

sorry. your hippie card is revoked until you take back that bit about hating liberals”

“You mean like

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P._J._O'Rourke”

“I question the accuracy of this test. It says way too many of you are normal and we all know that is far from true.”

“former hippies can say they hate liberals all they want. but you cant be a hippie and hate liberals at the same time”

“Dig it!”

“the only thing hippies hate is "the man". and war. and running out of pot”

“.......and I suppose running out of hair”

““the only thing hippies hate is "the man". and war. and running out of pot”
crash bang
4:24:06 PM
3/19/07
ignore this user

Crap, did you have to remind me that crickets ate my stash?”

“Pure Nerd
69 % Nerd, 26% Geek, 47% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.


hm, I wish I woulda made dork.”

“Thank You XL!

ok, where did i say i hate liberals?! *having a feeling he'll show me* LOL!

i did another test, it tells me i'm a centrist. hmmmmmm, interesting.”

“i'd much rather be a nerd”

“Pure Nerd
52 % Nerd, 0% Geek, 13% Dork



Oh my god - that's almost the identical score lyra got!!!!”

“Why is it that none of the percentages total up to 100?

Why is it the TTer's need a test to tell them how nerdy, geeky and dorky they are?

Friggin' dorks.
last edited: 3/19/07 8:04:37 PM”

“The only way you can be 0% geek and be on the 'Net is to connect thru AOL, VBG”

“Why is it that none of the percentages total up to 100?

why would you expect them to?”

“the only thing hippies hate is "the man". and war. and running out of pot

Only Problem now is most of the Hippies are now "the Man" and they still have POT!”