A whole new way to look at life

“THIS IS GREAT

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=redneck&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailycollegian.com%2Fmedia%2Fstorage%2Fpaper874%2Fnews%2F2006%2F04%2F19%2FOpinion%2FConfronting.Ethnocentrism.And.Bigotry-1860005.shtml%3Fnorewrite200604191122%26sourcedomain%3Dwww.dailycollegian.com

Go here paste the URL of your favorite page and translate it into something fun.”

“I only have one problem with that site; it only has one redneck dialect. Georgia redneck is very different from West Virginia redneck, etc. I'd like to see that thing handle rural Michigan redneck.”

“I've never heard anybody say "Fry mah hide!" and I've been around rednecks my whole life.”

“I never have either but am tempted to start saying it.”

“LOL...the new identity phrase for TT hikers on the trail. First person walks up and says,'HOWDEE?" the second replies, WHAL, FRY MAH HIDE!

Okay now we have to find a way to work this into a corporate board meeting.”

“Ever go down the trail like a scalded dawg?”

“Some yankee must have written that FRY MAH HIDE thing. I've never heard it either. Still, it's funny.”

“rednecks are rednecks don't matter where your from and I have no time for the morons. geez I am such a nice person”

“Ever been "Happier 'n a baby kitten follow'rn a leaky cow"?”

“We've been here before.

The pornolizer is some foul mouthed fun (no pictures, just nasty words). http://www.pornolize.com/ Be sure to select 'English'.
last edited: 4/20/06 8:33:18 AM”

“They didn't use a phrase I've actually heard: "Shakin' more than a dog poopin' peach pits." That came from a family from Kentucky/ West Virginia.”

“Ever go down the trail like a scalded dawg?”
MarkO
8:33:40 AM
4/20/06


No but I have run like one :~D”

“It does seem like the south never met a simile or metaphor it didn't like!”

“Giddy-Yap, Princess!!

That's the general idea, Sticks!

How about, "goin' down the road like a striped ape."??”

“LMAO! A striped ape, what the heck. I think the similes actually have to mean something!”

“You guys will live this tone . . .

http://tinyurl.com/ow63y”

“Princess, I heard that one from a guy who had flown Vought F4U Corsairs.

He claimed it would redline at 430 Knots/Nauts.....about 495 MPH.

Somehow "Striped Ape" seemed fitting for a wildman at the wheel/stick.”

“Well I'll be danged, I googled it and it is a real saying!”

“I heard that in the '70s and not since.”

“Again, where did the term 'redneck' come from? I've heard it dates back to building the 'Boulder Damn' and the company store sold only one kind of sock 'red neck socks'.”

“Think Farmers' tan, i.e. sunburned arms and necks from being out in the sum all day.”

“Yay, good old Wikipedia. I read/heard someone making fun of it, I forget where, but I think it rocks!”

“"Usage of the term "Redneck" generally differs from Hick and Hillbilly, because Rednecks reject or resist assimilation into the dominant culture, while Hicks and Hillbillies theoretically are isolated from the dominant culture."

Someone I know moved to the sticks to isolate themselves from the dominant culture........or so it would seem.”

“hubba hubba.....”

“That redneck blond gal on My Name Is Earl can talk funny around me anytime.”

“yeeeeah c'mon!”

“I always thought it was "a raped ape."”

“My favorite is "Well bless your heart."”

“Can you speak upstate New Yorker?
"Go’n’ bullhenin’ er ‘rout?"

Translation: Are you going fishing for bullhead, or are you fishing for trout?
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“Dang, for a hew-bewwy wedneck yoo pletty good Engrish, Zacco!!”

“I still don't know what that guy said to us in Schroon Lake after FYAO IV.”

“Hahahahaha!!!

I think he was speaking Drunkish.”

“LOL....NO OFFCSHR, I anin't as think as you drunk I am.”

“Heh, heh. I just dialectized my profile page on my company's website. In several places, it says what I did on some past project, "as any fool kin plainly see."”

“LMAO!!! Bowlderman, i almost spit all over the monitor!”