Worst Song Of All-Time?

“Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm grunge chicks.

dirtbag grunge chicks are 2nd only to braless coeds in their tie dyes.

Some things in the 80's rocked! Or was that the early 90's? Seems to be a little foggy in my mind.
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“The Pina Colatta song Sucks A$$.”

“WTF are you talking about bmag?

80's hairband style soooo rocked. the big hair, the tight leather miniskirts, big cheap bracelts and ear rings, mmm mmm mmmm!”

“i love the pina colada song. any song by anyone named rhupert has gotta be good.”

““WTF are you talking about bmag?

80's hairband style soooo rocked. the big hair, the tight leather miniskirts, big cheap bracelts and ear rings, mmm mmm mmmm!”
sacco
12:25:42 PM
4/20/06

Dude, those were guys!!!!”

“Dude, those were guys!!!!”
MarkO
1:27:04 PM
4/20/06

LOL, I was thinking the same thing.”

“This here's a tale for all the fellas
Try to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause you're over zealous
Play hard to get an females get jealous
Ok smartie, go to a party
Girls are stancin the crowd is showin body
A chick walks by you wish you could sex her
But you're standin on the wall like you was Poindexter
Next days function, high class luncheon
Food is served and you're stone cold munchin'
Music comes on, people start to dance
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walkin, guys start gawkin'
Sits down next to you and starts talkin'
Says she wanna dance cus she likes the groove
So come on fatso and just bust a move”

“I heard "We Built This City" on the radio on the way in.

It is the worst song ever and a warning to anyone who might be tempted to drop acid for the first time.”

“talk dirty to me, baby!

”

“I heard "We Built This City" on the radio on the way in.

It is the worst song ever and a warning to anyone who might be tempted to drop acid for the first time.”
VioLiN
1:29:32 PM

as opposed to the "other" grace song, white rabbit?”

“LOL Sacco! How'd we fergit Hairband Hell? What was that Nelson Twins song?

In the meantime:

I heat up, I can’t cool down
You got me spinnin’
’round and ’round
’round and ’round and ’round it goes
Where it stops nobody knows

Every time you call my name
I heat up like a burnin’ flame
Burnin’ flame full of desire
Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher

Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya
Abra-abra-cadabra
Abracadabra

You make me hot, you make me sigh
You make me laugh, you make me cry
Keep me burnin’ for your love
With the touch of a velvet glove

Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya
Abra-abra-cadabra
Abracadabra”

“I prefer songs by people named Humperdink.”

“Well I don't know what that song has to do w/dropping acid, but looks like Violin wins!
http://www.usatoday.com/life/music/news/2004-04-18-worst-songs_x.htm”

“Hey, White Rabbit should be the national anthem!!!”

“Ohhh that's by Starship, as of formerly Jefferson Airplane?? Weirdness.”

“The Macarena has to be the all time low musically.”

“those nelson twins were hot!”

““Well I don't know what that song has to do w/dropping acid, but looks like Violin wins!
http://www.usatoday.com/life/music/news/2004-04-18-worst-songs_x.htm”
Princess Sparkles
1:33:50 PM
4/20/06

I told you "Don't Worry, Be Happy" was in the top 10.”

“"Drinkin problem" by David Ball or anything by David Ball”

“Read the lyrics lyra. http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/starship/129679.html

If they weren't written on a bad acid trip, I don't know where they came from.”

“Conk, I used to be chronically late to my Saturday shift at an old radio station I worked at in the Poconos. It was usually under 5 minutes. A buddy of mine was on before me. He used to jibe me about taking over the shift late all the time. So, as revenge, he would put on the Capt and Tenille on the turntable as the on-deck song. So, as I entered the building, i would hear the previous song (on the monitors) coming to its close. I would then run through the halls to get into the control room, seconds prior to the song ending, rip the Captain off the TT and slam something random on and cue it up...
Ah, those were the days!
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“You really need to get out more, sacco.

;)
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“what's yer beef V?

you trying to say marconi doesn't play the mamba?”

“what? like you wouldn't do the nelson twins”

“Yeah those are some bad lyrics! Is there such thing as a good acid trip? haha.”

“curious words from the floyd/phish/grunge lovin ms. sparkles”

“The Airplane was cool but the Starship went.............wait for it......




Strictly Commercial
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“Acid sucks, you couldn't pay me enough to do that again! The only time I ever had a good time instead of being paranoid for the 10 billion years it lasted was when it was mixed w/ecstasy. That was good. Mushrooms are like a billion times better, I think. I have heard though that the acid back in the good old days was a lot different from now, though.”

“intriguing theory marko. care to expound?”

“anything by the rolling stones and that song from the 80's Mexican Radio”

“It's all in the 'tude, Princess.”

“Only after Spitfire, Mark-O. Dragon Fly, Red Octopus and Blows Against the Empire were good chit!”

“Tree, I have a good copy of Baron Von Tollbooth And The Chrome Nun.

That's a nice album!!”

“Expound away, sacco!

Treebeard, I said they went strictly commercial.”

“bah! same schit, bmag's right.
atleast paper doesn't leave that awful tinny taste.
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“Lee Greenback
"Proud To Be An American"
Gag me with a flag!!

Whatchootawkin'bout? I love that song. I either get teary or fired up listening to that song.”

“Any song by Rod Stewart will get the radio staion switched.”

“"baby likes to rock it like a choo-choo"
horrible, horrible song. my loathing knows no depths

kiss

"i wanna rock and roll all night (and party every day)" repeat the title of the song 3,645 times and youve just about got it

99 percent of christian radio. this is not a swipe at religion. i honestly think that the majority of mainstream gospel is the most bland, soulless (how ironic) music in the history of music”

“For pure lyrics tacky how about John Mellencamps "Jack and Diane" with the "debutante--backseat of Jacky's car" etc.

the lyrics to that song are kinda weird "got his hands between his knees" what? but i completely dig the music part of it.

have to disagree about the star spangled banner. the question is worst song, not worst performance. when done right, the star spangled banner is beautiful”

“worst song?

any modern hip hop...what happened to hip hop? the songs used to be about something or at least they were funny...now it's all about going to the club and drinkin a 40oz, or cruzin in your pimped out ride w/ 20's, or shakin your lovely lady lumps...it's all just mind numbing drivel to make a buck”

“Isn't Kokomo in Indiana? I have been there before. Why would anyone want to go there?”
Jimmy san

HEY! SCREW YOU PAL!










crap. hes right”

“Achey-Breakey-Heart...and anything else by Billy Ray Cyrus.”

“whats that one song?

"just a little bit of monica is what i need
a little bit of tina on her knees (or something like that

HATED IT!”

“i'm sure it's been posted but i'm not going through all of them

the macherana(sp)”

“quick gotta text the first lines to someone to get rid of them (LOL

innit that weird how that works? just get a song stuck in someone elses head and its outta yours. i love it!”

“Sorry Buck but Lee Greenback was milkin' it for the.......................Greenbacks.

That song was just way too sappy for me.”

“A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

And jump and down go and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hand on the ground
Take one step left
And one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once
And clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this
Then you are doing it right”

“I couldn't think of his name, so I did a google on "jingoistic country singer". Sho' nuff it came up with Toby Keith. Yeah, that's it, anything by him.”