Best Innuendo Songs of All Time

“How bout:

Telephone Man
Afternoon Delight
Get Off”

“"Take a Walk on the Wild Side" - Lou Reed”

“I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener...that is what I'd truly like to be.....”

“Almost forgot "LOLA".”

“Big ten inch-Aerosmith”

“"I'm Your Ice Cream Man" - Van Halen”

“'Broken Hearts Are For A$$holes'


Wait! There's no innuendo about that at all...”

“Save a horse ...ride a cowboy”

“Save a horse ...ride a cowboy”

“Animals by Nickelback”

“'My Little Demon' (the ooh, ahh song) by Fleetwood Mac.

'Train Kept a Rolling' - Aerosmith

'Squeezebox' - Who
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“Ewww what about that song "Too Close" (apparently by some group called Blue?)..."You're making it hard for me...Now girl I know you felt it"?? EWWWW, that one makes me vomit.

So that one wouldn't be the Best, it would be the Worst. And actually I don't think it's so much innuendo, as it is straight-up (so to speak) raunchy sex talk. LOL!”

“'Bang a Gong' - T-Rex

'Pearl Necklace' and 'Tube Steak Boogie' - ZZTOP

Not innuendo at all, very explicit.
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“Okay best one...how about "The First Taste" by Fiona.

P.S. BAN WOLFEYES FOR INNUENDO! ;-)”

“I think I'm turning Japanese....”

“Walk this way”

“Psycho Chicken”

“Mr Bone-Great White”

“"carress me down" - sublime”

“Huh, I never realized how dirty "Walk This Way" was before. It's always so gross to realize that songs your parents used to listen to when you were a kid, and you used to sing along with, are about dirty stuff. LOL!”

“Top innuendo song:

'Nineteen Hundred and Eighty Five' - Paul McCartney

Honorable Mention (Solo Category) - 'LA Woman' - Doors

and then there's 'Mr. Skin' - Spirit

'If You Want It' - Badfinger
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“The Hills Are Alive with the SOund of Music....heck any song is good if you add "...Between the sheets" at the end of the title”

“Tube Steak Boogie...LMAO!!!”

“If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? - Bellamy Brothers”

“Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo
--The Bloodhound Gang

lyrics”

“Billy Squier The Stroke

Stroke me Stroke me”

“The Hokey Pokey”

“"I feel like a woman" - Shania Twain”

“Paradise - Meatloaf”

“Wow Buddha Bear, just.... wow. That was bad. And frickin' hilarious.

I was going to suggest Ted Nugents' "Cat Scratch Fever" myself.”

“TM (Toyota Motor), making music @$118.00+.”

“If you are looking for something that involves IN U END O....

REAL RAWHIDE

Hem'roids, Hem'roids, Hem'roids
Rode all day with them 'roids,
Hem'roids, Hem'roids, Hem'roids.... Rawhide!

Just for such occasion,
I keep the preparation,
Here in a holster by my side

Ain't a lotta' glory
In a suppository,
But sometimes you must swallow your pride

Grab the box, take 'em out
Hold 'em up, peel 'em off
Pick it up, slick it up, Rawhide!

Poke 'em in, push 'em up
Poke 'em in, push 'em up
Poke 'em in, push 'em up, Rawhide!”

“Hokey Pokey...haha!”

“"Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" -Ted Nugent. Not really innuendo; kinda just sais it flat out.”

“Ding-a-ling!”

“I don't know if it's innuendo, but I always took it that way, ;-)

"Crash into Me" -- Dave Matthews Band”

“yeah..

I was gonna mention Pearl Necklace, but somebody beat me to it.”

“LOL@ Lee...”

“Isn’t an innuendo an Italian suppository?”

“Aerosmith were masters of inuendo songs. One of the first and best was "Pandora's Box (great song, too):

Pandora's Box

When I'm in heat and someone gets a notion
I jump to my feet I hoof it to da ocean
Yeah... we hit a beach where no one give a hoot
Nobody never ever wears a suit
The ladies there they look so proud
That's cause they know that they're so well endowed

Now I ain't much on Pannie's conversation
Or care too much about her operation
Uum... but every time Pandora come my way
I get high can't explain the sensation
To get it on I got to watch what I say
Or I'll catch hell from the women's liberation

Sweet Pandora
God like aura
Smellin' like a flora
Open up your door for me

Sweet Pandora
God like aura
Smellin' like a flora
Open up your door for me

Sweet Pandora
Mama crack a smile for me
Just for me... yeah
Just for me
Just for me... yeah

Now I ain't what you'd call a city slicker
Or claim to fame to be a slitty licker
Uum... but every time Pandora come my way
I get high can't explain the sensation
To get it on I got to watch what I say
Or I'll catch hell from the women's liberation

Sweet Pandora
God like aura
Smellin' like a flora
Open up your door for me

Sweet Pandora
God like aura
Smellin' like a flora
Open up your door for me... yeah

Sweet Pandora
Mama crack a smile for me
Just for me... yeah”

“Is "Please Please Me" by The Beatles actualy about oral sex?”

“AC/DC: Big Balls

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/BIG-BALLS-lyrics-AC-DC/BE354401A64DC6004825686B000B5344
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“"if you see kay" - april wine”

“great one baume!!!”

“Jackson Browne — “Rosie”


She was standing at the load-in
When the trucks rolled up
She was sniffing all around
Like a half grown female pup
She wasn’t hard to talk to
Looked like she had nowhere to go
So I gave her my pass
So she could get in and see the show

Well I sat her down right next to me
And I got her a beer
While I mixed that sound on stage
So the band could hear
The more I watched her watch them play
The less I could think of to say
And when they walked off stage
The drummer swept that girl away

But rosie you’re all right -- you wear my ring
When you hold me tight -- rosie that’s my thing
When you turn out the light -- I’ve got to hand it to me
Looks like it’s me and you again tonight rosie

Well I guess I might have known from the start
She’d come for a star
Might have told my imagination not to run too far
Of all the times that I’ve been burned
By now you’d think I’d have learned
That it’s who you look like
Not who you are

But rosie you’re all right -- you wear my ring
When you hold me tight -- rosie that’s my thing
When you turn out the light -- I’ve got to hand it to me
Looks like it’s me and you again tonight rosie”

“'Sledgehammer' - Peter Gabriel, not to subtle.”

“Tonights the night --Rod Stewart”

“Well, as much as I love Merle, this one has always puzzled me. Makes me think of something more like the "Rosie" tune above...


It's not love (but it's not bad)

(But It's Not Bad)

She was always there each time I needed you,
Holding on to me like I held on to you,
We still don't have what you and I once had;
No, It's Not Love, But it's not bad.

No, It's Not Love, not like ours was. It's Not Love,
But it keeps love from driving me mad;
And I don't have to wonder who she's had.
No, It's Not Love, But it's not bad

I turn to her when you leave me alone,
Sometimes even when you're here, and you're still gone.
She'e slowly changing what you leave so sad;
No, It's Not Love, But it's not bad.

No, It's Not Love, not like ours was. It's Not Love,
But it keeps love from driving me mad;
And I don't have to wonder who she's had.
No, It's Not Love, But it's not bad
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“Secret Garden, Bruce Springsteen
Barbie Girl, Aqua
My Pony, Ginuwine”

“"Feel like makin'love"

More straight forward than innuendo.”