Ithaca NY Robert Treman tate Park trip

“Te he he he he he he!!!!!!

Is Zac staying with the hookers again?”

“Heh Heh...No Slumlord this time around? Do we have like a range of site numbers that we're trying to book out?

What if I gave some fellow New York buddies money for a site and they reserved it for me (or we could share)? This way they would only charge us the in-state rates...”

“Bobo's a hooker? What?”

“I'm going to look into the site situation in the morning, folks. I'll update you on this thread tomorrow...”

“Ok, boys and girls! I made a reservation for site # 37 for July 20 - 23. The sites in loop three that are still available are:

20, 22-29, 31-35

taken: 21,30, 36, 37

Please do not wait too long if you are looking to join us on this trip, as sites do go fairly fast sometimes.

THERE WILL BE A COOK-OFF!!!!




last edited: 5/09/06 12:57:16 PM”

“OH yeah??”

“Ya know, for a guy who isn't even signed in as a maybe, you're a real wiseass! Why don't you STFU and get a site!!!

j/k

Bullsh_t, I'm not kidding! I've had about enough of you. Why don't you stop this horsesh_t and do something right fora change?

Oh, sorry. Bad day!

Wait, it's not a bad freakin' day! I'm bi-polar!


No, I'm not.

Yes, you are.

Nooooooooo!



Helppppp!!”

“Help, I'm a cop!!!”

“Anyone know how far of a ride this is from the Delaware Water Gap?”

“It's right around the corner!

Seriously, it's about 2 1/2 hours from there...

Go up through Binghampton.”

“I might have to do just that! ;-)”

“how many tents on a site?”

“You know, I already feel bad for the poor schmooks in #30...”

“To insure fairness for all NY customers, any reservation with departure dates outside the 9-month Maximum Window can not be changed or cancelled until 18 days after the reservation was made.


During the non-peak season, there is a 2 night minimum for campsites and cabins.
During the peak season, there is a 2 night minimum for campsites and 1 week minimum for cabins.
2 sleeping tents maximum or 1 camping unit and 1 small tent per site.
There is a 2 week maximum rental period for both campsites and cabins all the time.


Cabin reservations can only be made Saturday to Saturday for the peak season.
Cabins are rustic, with no bedding, no cookware, and no heat. No tents in the cabin area are allowed.
If you are arriving after 9 pm, please call the park to make arrangements for a key.

PETS

Pets must have current rabies certificate.
Pets must be on a 6 foot leash and attended to at all times.
Pets are NOT permitted in the swimming area.




Getting There
On route 13, go 3 miles south of Ithaca. Turn on to route 327. The park entrance is about 500 feet away.
Robert H Treman
105 Enfield Falls Rd
ITHACA NY 14850

For more information about the park, please call (607) 273-3440”

“Call for HELP!!!”

“1 800 TRE EMAN”

“im just gonna be a 1-nighter. can i share somebodys space for saturday night? i'll pay my share”

“You can hang with us, Crash...”

“Can you cook pets?”

“i have class until 830 friday evening, then its a 6 or 7 hour drive. ill get in at some god-awful hour of the morning”

“Then, this is what we will do, Crash. We have at least one extra one-man tent. I will bring it and set it up for you before you arrive. This way, you can slip in without much fuss...”

“So, you're puttin' Crash in the dog house?”

“(the secret number is twenty eight)”

“Not 42?”

“Hello there!

Not for me it ain't, 28!!

Are you 42?”

“... Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (gonna make ya suffer for that).”

“But, what's the question, Gremlin??? :)”

“WTF, mate??”

“More HHG stuff...”

“I've shelved that book several times, does that count??”

“Looks like we will be neighbors, Treebeard.

Gremlin, you going?

I could put a tiny tent on my site for you.”

“right in ithaca is ithaca falls a large, impressive 100 footer. I also hiked cascadilla gorge on cornell's campus- a short hike, but scenic with many cascades.”

“it is such a pretty area and that is why we want to go back. so many water falls with so little time


so with so many signed up as maybe, time to get on board already!! you have the gremlin going and he is from canada. (not that there is anything wrong with that)

grem just so you know, I do not eat meat so you need to cook me something special...wink wink nudge nudge....”

“No dog meat, please!!

My mess will not be meatless, so Gremlin will be safe to cook any sort of critters at my camp.”

“no cooking critters!!!”

“If they be too slow........who know?”

“critter sushi?”

“Road Kill Grill!!”

“I thought you liked BBQ snake?”

“umm no snake for me. BBQ Tuna sounds good”

“How about chili so hot, it melts your eyebrows!”

“How 'bout some moonshine so hot it'll make ya do a double backflip and run ten mile?”

“Make ya wanna holler high-dee-ho!!”

“You can't bring fruits and vegetables across the border.

It's home-grown venison this time - along with some home-smoked goodies.”

“no fruits can cross the border?


once again gays rights are trampled”

“...only if there were a stampede at the border.”

“59 days
1429 hours
85746 minutes
5144771 seconds


till Ithaca”

“You are nutzo, lady!”

“so what is this I hear you talkin all this crap about winning the cook off?



pppffftttttttt!
last edited: 5/29/06 6:56:30 PM”

“What cook off????????????”