HEY SASS!!!!!!!! Sarge is back.

“Hee Hee Hee!
Sorry, couldn't help myself.”

“Is he back on her Pampered Chef invit list?”

“whoopdeedo.”

“LMAO!

Now hold those guys responsible like you threatened!!!! ;-)

You did tell them this would happen! You can truthfully say "I told you so"!”

“Thriftyhiker will suffer. I can confidently say his wife ( a member of the secret club all of us women belong to which focus' on making men suffer when necessary) will be putting him through the ringer soon. Post pregnancy hormones and lack of sleep will strike and HE WILL PAY! He'll be begging to spend whatever it takes to make her "normal" and his life more pleasant. It will all be a direct result of his thoughtless actions here on TT. ;D

Now, I have a national licensing test to go study for.”

“I *HEART* TT women!”

“is he really, where?”

“Did he spit on himself?”

“WTF???!! what did i do...and boy did those hormones just start to kick in...fortunately they haven't been directed at me(yet)...i just met her for lunch and she explained a road rage incident she had on the way...and then she told me about an argument she got into on a fertility website(pregnant woman version of TT)...it's good to know that it's not just TT threads that degrade into fuego ;)”

““Would you guys stop it?! He's going to think you want him to come back. Knock it off. Let sleeping Sarges lie!

Thrifty if he shows up I'm holding you personally responsible. ;)”
Sassafras
2:43:07 PM
4/26/06

http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/39726,-1.php”

“YOU went fishing, you bonehead (I mean that in a nice way, really). Moohahaha! See how well that club works?! She must have gotten my memo quickly.

Now I'm serious, studying.....don't let me come back here for at least two hours!”

“i see...but did he really come back...it's been nice being able to talk with out offending his delicate ego but i gotta admit, i kinda miss the ol sarge”

“But it's much more fun to play on TT, Sass.................

Hee Hee Hee (*evilly*)”

“jimmy san is just as much to blame

matt is sarge”
Jimmy san
9:33:05 AM
4/26/06
ignore this user

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“oh no, jimmy san said sarge...oh crap i just said it...that's twice...nobody say it a third time or he'll show up
last edited: 4/26/06 9:41:06 AM”
thriftyhiker

http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/40281,-1.php

but nobody's answered my question yet...is he ACTUALLY back...and WHERE?”

“Check the Fuego threads, dude!
DUH!!!! ;-)”

“i thought i checked em all but no luck...hold my hand please”

“Not that there is anything wrong with that, but I'll let Sass hold your hand instead. ;-)”

“Great......just great. And just when things were getting back to normal...err, abnornal.”

“Here's the list, Sass.... ;-)

thriftyhiker, Nimblefoot, Geobeet, mARKo, Jimmy san, precision, Frolicking Dino, VioLiN, salebored.”

“hey, i only said the word ONCE.

...he never left because he is matt.”

“that means you're one third responsible ;)”

“Jimmy San = Sarge. JS is too vanilla and non-offensive to be anything but a Sarge alter-ego.
last edited: 4/28/06 1:20:20 PM”

“no, it means I am 2/3 not responsible... ;)

think like a president will you?!?!”

“sadly I can not be him because he was posting like nuts when i was on the mammoth cave hike this last year... lots of witnesses.”

“no, jimmy san's not sarge...he just insulted the president...i don't think sarge could do that even if it was through an alter ego
last edited: 4/28/06 1:23:42 PM”

“I was wrong, Jimmy San. I apologize.”

“I'm easy enough to rule out as being Sarge. Do a google search under 'frolicking dino' and 'frolicking dinosaurs'. You'll see I've been around a while on other hiking forums.”

“even when s-rge is gone, st-ve is cheerleading for him”

“Hilarious! Two simple, small, non-inflammatory posts by sarge and the natives are running crazy and looking for a virgin to throw in the volcano to appease the gawds and Sarge.
last edited: 4/29/06 8:33:17 AM”

“I have a hard enough time being me, let alone some crackpot.”

“Yes, I see he has returned.


Again.



Once bitten, twice shy...”

“No-see-ums come back every spring.”

“The obsession of particular people continues, as do the unprovoked insults ...

Seriously guys, consider counseling.”

“[sarcasm font] Yeah, if you look at all the threads on the board right now they all deal with Sarge. It really is pathetic.[/sarcasm font]”

“LOL, he held off responding as long as he could...he lasted longer than i thought he would ;)”

“Dance puppets, dance. LOL”

“[realism font]Yeah, I was talking specifically about you, Geobeet, and tech, not the rest of the board. What is pathetic is your denial. I've been posting on here for weeks and you 2 just had to say something the first time you noticed - whereas others didn't. You 2 have shown your obsession before. Move on like most of the board finally has. Yeah, it is pathetic.[/realism font]”

“I for one have really missed you Sarge..”

“Thanks daydreamer! Hey, my wife said you said "hi" the other day. Sorry I missed you.”

“no problem !

things have changed.. again ! lol

life is such fun :D”

“Yeah, I was talking specifically about you, Geobeet, and tech, not the rest of the board. What is pathetic is your denial. I've been posting on here for weeks and you 2 just had to say something the first time you noticed - whereas others didn't.

i feel so left out :( i'm obsessed with you too, i said something the first time i saw you were back...i just love to push your buttons cause they're so easy to push...it's like a little brother annoying his big brother, it's just good entertainment ;)
last edited: 5/08/06 3:37:47 PM”

“Welcome back, Surge.”

“thriftyhiker - I think you might be incorrectly assuming it bothers me. All I'm thinking is you (plural) need help - not that I'm in anyway upset. So, you're basically playing a game with yourself, in a sense, which is kinda funny, and sad at the same time.

daydreamer - I'll talk to you about it after 9. Later!

Mutt - I never left. I've been posting. Perhaps you were out hiking and missed it?”

“you're right, i'm playing again with myself and you ARE the game...the fact that you replied to my post is how i "win" that game ;) ahhh what fun, beats workin”

“s-rge, you should come to the ithaca trip in july. i will probably be there. you can do as little or as much as your knee allows. car-camping trip”

“No-see-um, no-bite-um??”

“Good job on keeping to the high road sarge. :)”

“I've been so obsessed with you Sarge that I spent a week in West Virginia. Your name never came up. Funny how that happens.”

“DnB - That's not difficult with some of these guys. :)

Crash - I'll think about it. I'll likely go out of country part of this summer and wouldn't have much leave time to spare, but we'll see. I'm thinking of training (the knee) for a moderate trip in north-central PA for fall. If so, I'll send you the info. Looks like refrigerator is going to Ithaca. I'd like to meet him. Sounds like a cool guy.

Geobeet - Did you think I was referring to your personal conversations? Sorry, I was referring to what happens on trailtalk. Sorry for the confusion.”

“You have delusions of mediocrity.”