HEY SASS!!!!!!!! Sarge is back.

“Baby Got Back!”

“The bigger the runway the softer the landing ?”

“Lee likes those little wafes with fake boobs. Here's a better picture of her sweet back yard...

”

“Glasses??? good god man .. ..look at her chins . . .all of them.

Who is she???

Its one thing if baby got nice, round firm back . . ..

its another thing if the only thing giving baby's 'back" definition is the pants she squeezed it into that morning.”

“Threat degeneration: from Sarge to butts.”

“But then again, lee likes guys too...”

“Not at all not at all . ..I don't mind a woman with some substance . . ..and I am not a fan of silicone.

But . .that first picture is just not flattering of that woman.”

“Well yes, I thought it was a great picture but I like da butts. She's not really that big...

”

“What's with the one glove? MJ fan?”

“Chins? Lee, you do need glasses! LOL, she is on the far end of the scale that starts with "way too damn skinny" and ends with "attractively round but not fat (yet)".”

“Big Bottom


The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?




Spinal Tap rules!”

“The first picture with faux leather jacket, side view the woman has three chins, a pushed in face and fat belly.


Is this the same woman who is in Nigal's third picture with the green belly revealing shirt next to a microphone???

Becasue at least in that thumbnail she looks mildly more promising.”

“Too skinny for what??”

“yes lee, same chick. see my above comments about the first pic. as far as her chins, she has her head tucked in cause she's singing for christ's sake.

also- since idol, she's toned up big time”

“I just did a "properties" view on the images.


That's kelly Clarkson!!!!



here. Feast your eyes on this, from thebreak.com:



:”

“MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“Bearmagnet says that chick has a big gay following.

Diva alert!”

“You call that a cow? Damn. Here, I think this chick may be what you're looking for...

”

“"she's singing for christ's sake."

I didn't know she was a christian singer. LOL!”

“She's just darn lucky that Ahab wasn't on that beach . ..


"THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!!"”

“You guys gotta stop obsessing on that guy.........what's-his-name.”

“wow, this thread's taken on a mind of it's own...last time i peaked you were slamin sarge now you're arguing over whether or not Kelly Clarkson is hot


my vote by the way is Hell Yes!!”

“MarkO - too skinny as in "too skinny to be healthy, go eat some fried pork rinds dipped in lard and put on a few pounds".”

“Kelly Clarkson
My vote is for 'pretty'. LOL”

“trekntech, is this the one who's too skinny??

Huh?

She's got muscle tone and looks pretty tough to me.

”

“me: she is on the far end of the scale that starts with "way too damn skinny" and ends with "attractively round but not fat (yet)"

By being on the "far end of the scale" I was saying that she is definitely not "mooooooo" (lee's description), but more like "baby got back". I would not kick her out of bed.”

“Tech...I agree...you go first, I don't want you rushing me....(LOL)...IT REALLY IS GOOD TO HAVE SARGE BACK.”

“Is that Clarkson in the green top holding the microphone??

If so . ..she looks better in that picture.

Her arms are still fat . ..but better.”

“She got carpal tunnel in her left?”

“fat bottom girls make the world go round- queen”

“I thought that sooner or later you guys would get to the bottom of this.”

“get on your bikes and ride!”