Someone wants to interview me for a mag-

“Unfortunatly, its not for playboy.

Bird Talk mag wants my doves to strut thier stuff for an article they are going to have in the september issue. I have no idea how they found out about my doves but hey, thats ok. My babies are going to be famous lol!”

“I hope your birds will be up for posing, or will you have to submit your own photos?”

“I thought maybe it was a feature article about women who keep men tied up in their basements....”

“Me too Bowlderman, mee too!
”

“i thought it was for straightjacket monthly”

“are the birds posing nakid?”

“congrats!!! that is awesome. I just adore Doves. You should ask how they found you.”

“I was gonna say, Horse and Hound??

Maybe they would be interested in Sacco.”

“so how are you going to prepare them for the issue?





A nice fricase Dove with an orange glaze, with a side of steamed greenbeans, with a redskin herb mashed potatoe”