A thread for my highly insensitive nonPC questions

“Just wondering... how do blind people know when they are done wiping?”

“when the paper doe........”

“Smell and taste, of course.


(I can't take credit for that one. It's from alt.tasteless, ca. 1997)”

“Maybe the seeing eye dog helps out with that part.”

“how do you know if your roommate is gay?








his dick tastes like shi!t
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“That is a crappy joke, C!B!.”

“yea, but its so in the spirit of the thread”

“What, that joke leave a bad taste in your mouth?”

“CB: I think SS's response was a pun, in the spirit of this thread.”

“To answer your question Ddx. If I was blind, I would know by tactile sensation. It is only those who have used the nether regions in question as receptacles for penetrating erotic attentions who have lost sensation to the extent that they would be clueless if blind.”

“So I guess the question should be modified to "If Richard Gere were blind, how would he know he was done wiping?"”

“LOL!”

“And seriously, has anyone figured out the point of putting braille on the keypad of an ATV?”

“check out ped with the zingers!”

“Not to throw water on ped's theory but unless you live in the stone ages, or just have no love for your body at all, or perhaps you enjoy the sensation of something rough gliding across your anus, you would use pre-moistened flushable cleansing wipes. If you can tell the difference between a clean wipe and a non-clean wipe with a pre-moistened personal cleansing wipe then you have a must have heightened tactile sences that can only come with lots of practice stimulating the nerve centers in the area.

Do you people really use dry toilet paper in the 21st century? :o”

“score one for deo!”

“Unless you have eyeballs on the end of your fingers, How does anyone tell that? Do you stand with your A$$ to a mirror and say "Oh yeah great, I'm done.”

“I think DDX loves his body a little too much and should stop exploring all his nooks and crannies.

"Moist TP"? How queer can you get?”

“i dont even use tp. im so rich i use money”

“I'm so rich I have someone else $hit for me.”

“bit - that's so 1990's, don't you mean Tom Cruise?”

“"Moist TP"? How queer can you get?"

Uh..........just when you think you've seen the queerest.

About the original question:
Let's get to the bottom of this.”

“Richard Gere sniffs the gerbil”

“Freaks!”

“Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?”

“Toroidal Transformers........any resemblance??





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“Do you people really use dry toilet paper in the 21st century? :o”
DeoreDX
10:02:02 PM
5/01/06

Yes, because I'm not planning to have anyone eat off mine.”

“Talk about living in the dark ages... you guys don't know what you're missing. Dry TP... how barbaric.

http://www.cottonelle.com/products/folded.asp”

“I use the 3 seashells. 8p”

“Those wipes sound like a useful investment if you are planning on sharing with "guests" (not that there is anything wrong with that).
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“Those moistened wipes are great, but the perfume is a little frou-frou.”

“DDX - maybe you could change your TT name to
DeoDorX?”

“Their good on longer bp trips, keeps you from gettin "swamp @ss"”

“Swamp A$$? I always called it "monkey butt."”

“LOL, you say tomato......”

“That chicks picture is scaring me. I would say its a "#&%!$ eating grin" but she appears to have used the flushable wipe already.”

“Looks like another puppy is busy somewhere else......”

“What, no bacon ring jokes yet? Especially after Marko's pics.”

“Wiping is overrated anyway

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“What is swamp ass?”

“That "not so fresh" feeling after poopin' in the woods for a few days.”

“Y'all never go for a swim?”

“I do, but I prefer to call it fishing. After the bath, I just scoop up a few of the fish floating on the surface and fry em up for dinner.”

“Ya kiddin' with Pennsy peeing in all the streams around here?”

“Is this a left or right how to thread?”

“A blonde, brunette and redhead were walking along the beach. A seagull flys over and craps all over the blonde. The brunette says in a disgusted voice "hang on, the bathroom is just up the hill, I'll go get some toilet paper."

After she leaves the blonde begins to laugh, the redhead say's "what's so funny?"

The blonde say's "well, blondes are suppose to be so dumb and look at her, by the time she gets back with the toilet paper that seagull will be miles away!"”

“If Chili36 got a job with a carnival, got busted for drugs and sent to the big house, would he then be chili con carnie?”

“If a short fortuneteller escapes from prison, is it a small medium at large?”