Prove Your Manhood

“There seems to be a lot of testosterone flying around today so I thought we should settle this like men with a good old fashioned shoot out.

Try this out, let everyone know how you did. I only got 15. I'm sure there's someone that is much manlier than that.

http://www.1001onlinegames.com/games/action/saloon-shootout.html”

“...and please no ladies...some of our delicate egos couldn't take it if you actually beat us ;)”

“I looked and I have a #&%!$. QED.”

“OMG I'm so much more manly! LOL”

“what's a QED?”

“My first time totally SVcked (11!). Second try 36.”

“36 on my first try.
I'm a manly man.
last edited: 5/01/06 1:55:06 PM”

“I'm pretty sure I hear the studly lumberzac singing the Lumberjack Song from Monty P.


;-)”

“113! Don't mess with me!

DEAD MAN WALKIN'!!”

“Bull Sh*t to N*gal. LOL”

“I got 696,969”

“35 twice in a row.


OK, so I started with a 15, a 9, and an 11, so what's your point?”

“Hey bear, I wonder how much longer that guy is going to last on the Sopranos?
Suprised his charactor hasn't been whacked allready.”

“First thing Frank, take that smoldering phallus outta yer mouf!!”

“he has a.............uh...................."whackfree" clause in his contract ever since Pesci stomped the sheeite out of him!”

“I tried the French Version....throw down your weapon as much as you can.....”

“LOL @ bear”

“68 on first try.”

“56 first try”

““Bull Sh*t to N*gal. LOL”

It's true. I go no reason to lie. Just cause you were shown to have the manliness of a pre-pubescent hermaphrodite doesn't make the rest of us a liar. LOL!

Now reach for the sky “Pat”! :P”

“OK, you have convinced me, Nigal. ;-)”

“This trackpoint thing on the Thinkpad is not too good for this -- I could barely get a 10. Perhaps maybe a mouse is easier?”

“68 first try :)


Hehehehe”

“did you read the second post??!!...now my ego is just shot”

“Just got back from Giant at 14th & Park, NW. Dani asked me to go and gave me a list. That whole strip up 14th st, about 12 blocks, is still the Hood. Giant is new but the area is not yet gentrified.

Customer Profile:
98% Non-white
1.9% Gay White
0.1% Straight White.

What I pulled out of my basket at checkout:

5lb Bag of Cat Chow
10 Cans of Fancy Feast
10 Cans of Giant Brand Companion Cat Food
4 1L bottles of Diet/Caffeine-Free Coke.

Should have bought K-Y and some condoms to really up the ante.

I am secure. Top that!”

“You could have double posted this on the "drinking" thread. Clearly, you're already at it, lol.”

“Yeah, but did you get any phone numbers?”

“Mr Hyde might be givein you a house call later.”

“HYJACK

they just redid the bathrooms here at work, and they reopened today. They went to the expense of putting in autoflush toilets, new tile, everything, but what it needed the most....











there's no freakin dividers between the urinals!!!
This is a pretty diverse office, and more than once have there been two guys standing there and one gets complimented on his "nice watch". The reply is sometimes a lispy "thanks", and sometimes it's "uh I'm not wearing a watch..."
WTF?! I dunno, maybe this was the perfect thread for my little rant.”

“LMAO...........

I dont even know how you guys can just stand there and pee right next to each other like that LMAO!

Do you all introduce yourselves as pee buddies?”

“In a lot of the older stadiums and such there are just troughs along the wall...
That's foul.”

“I still frequent bars that have troughs.”

“Dont eat the urinal cakes”

“LOL! no comment on the joke though huh, Bmag?
I just thought it was fitting due to Nimblefoot this morning. LOL!

How do you puke at the bar in a piss trough?
last edited: 8/18/06 5:58:18 PM”

“Missed the joke. Another indication of a severe problem. I have never puked at a bar. I've, in fact, only puked once in public. It was back in HS and on the street.”

“Check the "spankin new joke thread"”

“My point exactly, MG, Bearmagnet missed it because he's already nailed to the #&%!$ house wall, j/k.”

“Here bro, I'll help ya out. ;-)

http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/5751,4.php”

“Very funny. Some say I've been on the children's carosel most of my life. I see no reason to get off; it's a hell of a ride.
last edited: 8/18/06 6:44:39 PM”

“pee buddies?”
spirit coyote
6:43:40 PM

LOL! That reminds me of an old show (Dick Van Dyke maybe)But his neighbor met John Wayne in the bathroom at a restaurant, while he (neighbor) was taking a leak, and became so excited that he immediately turned and reached out to shake hands w the Duke, but forgott he was still going. ROFLMfAO!!!”

“LOL. Thanks for the link. It made it much easier...”

“There are no urinals or troughs at Talledega Motor Speedway.

Just a trench running down the wall of the "mens" room.”

“At concerts at the Cap Center back in the day people peed in the sink Cuz the women used the mens room cuz the womens room line was too long”

“I have a weiner and it still works. I think.”

“Well maybe one of the ladies around here can help you with that determination Bit.
last edited: 8/19/06 10:49:33 AM”

“I thought you were dead”

“Heh! Well don't you feel better now?
LOL!”