I shouldn't be alive

“Anyone watching this? Last night they had an Aussie pancake. The dude's crushed foot was being eaten by a crawdad. then he became the first legless man to climb Killamonjaro. Crazy, he had crampons fastened to the ends of his thighs.”

“I watch that when I know my wife isn't around. She banned me from watching it after the boat one.”

“I saw the boulder on legs one. That was very gory. He's right, he shouldn't be alive.”

“I'm glad my parents dont have cable, they would never watch my kids so I could go camping! LOL! That whole "mother thing" is still there even though I'm grown and gone...”

“i've seen this a few times...LOL@Bit...that's the same reaction my wife had..."that's it, you're not going on any more of your little camping trips!!"”