Idol this Idol that!

“great, now everything is all about Idol.
Broadway, ice skating, dancing.
I am tired of voting.

i·dol ( P ) Pronunciation Key (dl)
n.

An image used as an object of worship.
A false god.
One that is adored, often blindly or excessively.
Something visible but without substance.

(they hit the nail on the head)

It was like when every female singer was a Diva.”

“Gawd! The guys at work were watching that "So you think you can dance" show when I got to work. Nothing better than watching 400 pound black girls dance or seeing gay guys crying their eyes out cause the judges refused to see their brilliance.”

“As soon as I figure out what I'm good at, I'm going to start a "[blank] Idol" show so I can win it!”

“I'm just waiting for Masturbation Idol for my day in the sun.”

“Um, go ahead. I'll wait for something else....”

“Backpacking Idol?”

“My favorite part of the dance show last night were the judge's faces when some of those people danced who thought they were so great.

When that guy landed on his head, I don't know how he survived. Must have Play Doh instead of a brain.”

“I'll only watch that show if Phil is on it.”

“Bowlderman - I'm waiting for a Saturday Night Live Celebrity Jeopardy Lookalike show. I want to try out for the Sean Connery part!!”

“OK Phil, and my kid can dub in the Connery voice.
He's got it nailed.

I've seen parts of the show twice and I saw that Hicks guy sing some Sam Cooke.

The man has soul.......as long as he doesn't fall into the "struttin'-my-stuff" style of singing.

Look out Ray Charles............oh wait, He's already dead.”

“I was gonna post a picture of the Pope and felt that would be wrong.

What has happened to me????”

“Are you lapsing back into "the church"?”

“I don't think so but I can't let go of the St. Peregrine necklace my Mom gave me and Georgetown University Hospital did kind of save my life.............those basturds! Why do they have to be so nice?

I might not be able to bad Mouth 'em anymore!!!!!!!!”

“I was born at Georgetown University Hospital and so was my pappy.

He lived in Georgetown at a time when it was Downtown Appalachia.

Since then it has gone upscale.”

“Wait a minute, "Phil"! I thought you really were Sean Connery, and you were just using the "Phil" handle to maintain your internet anonymity.”

“http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,199546,00.html

'American Idol' Taylor Hicks People Magazine's 'Hottest Bachelor'”