what does a bigfoot smell like?

“i went for a walk in the park today at lunch. in a particularly secluded area i noticed the very distinct, pungent odor of smegma.
i thought nothing of it at the time, but just now came across some startling information.

Odor

About 10-15% of close encounters are connected with an intense, disagreeable stench, comparable to the odor of smegma.

http://www.bfro.net/gdb/show_FAQ.asp?id=585


i felt it was my duty to share this critical info with my fellow woods wanderers.

so the next time you smell smegma in the woods, keep your eyes open!”

“so the next time you smell smegma in the woods, keep your eyes open!”
sacco
3:06:49 PM
6/23/06


The next time you smell smegma in the woods, keep your mouth closed.”

“How bout Bo-Bo Cheese....ever smelled that?”

“sacco - I have an old R. Crump Comix from the late 60's that explains how female BigFeet smell.
Kinda musky but not bad.
Whitebread was his name and he was captured by a female BigFoot. He grew to prefer her to Mrs Whitebread.”

“I can safely say I do not know what smegma smells like, nor do I want to know.”

“SS, with all due respect, i'd hardly call r crump comix an authority on the matter.
or eddie murhpy and his aunt bunny.

let's stick with the scientific, credible sources, such as the naturalists at BFRO, eh?”

“Awww, now I'm getting all weepy! Smegma always reminds me of Dunadan...
:-D

You nutcase, Sacco!”

“You kids don't know nuttin'!

R. Crumb RULES!”

“Not knowing what smegma was, I googled it.


Which leads to the question: Why are you guys smelling yourselves down there? Or are you smelling the smegma of someone else?
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“Look up Dunadan's thread on the subject, Ruby...that was a classic! I had to ask what it was then.”

“Anyone remember Angelfood McSpade??

(don't look!!)

http://faroutfaves.bravehost.com/myPictures/angelfood%20mcspade.jpg”

“Rats, it won't link!!

Y'all will just have to Google that name.”

“Might be best to do that from your home computer.”

“Did it smell like a batch of collard greens?”

“You know who I'm talkin' about, hmmmmm SS?”

“We are from that same era, markO.”

“I still have a bunch of The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers comix.
A couple of Fat Freddies Cat comix too.”

“a bigfoot can have a sort of has a corn-chip like smell... i hear some people actually like it”

“My big foot doesn't smell too bad, I've learned over the years to (A) wear liner socks, I found they prevent hot-spots & blisters, and (B) use a foot deoderant, which helps prevent odors.

I like not having stinky feet, but that's just me.”

“I've heard that close S**ge encounters leave victims reporting the same thing.”

“Damm what a thread!!! Corn chips and Smegma, let have a party!!!”

“And we wonder why more new folks don't join TT, eh BackSlacker? :)”

“Ruby, most of us Merkin males have no idea what smegma smells like, since we're circumcised. You only get it if you have a foreskin.

Or a vagina. Girls can get it too.”

“I'm cut.”

“See what happens when I'm running on slow-as-ass dial up? Didn't even see bits post. Or maybe it's the whiskey.....................................anyway...."Merkin"? #&%!$ that. I trim for a reason and it ain't so I can wear a piece!”

“No way! Girls can't get smegma! Whatever girls get has to have a way prettier name than smegma. Prolly smells nice too, like talcum powder and roses or something.”

“"Smegma, a transliteration of the Greek word σμήγμα for soap, is a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, moisture, and bacteria that can accumulate under the foreskin of males and within the female vulva area, with a characteristic strong odor and taste. Smegma is common to all mammals, male and female. Mycobacterium smegmatis is the characteristic bacteria involved in smegma production, and is generally thought to form smegma from epidermal secretions."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma

Although I can't say I don't enjoy the scent of a women.....”

“I've learned more about smegma than I ever thought I would today.”

“Now wait a minute, back to the subject of this thread

there is a guy who lives not far from here

on the last tract of private land high up

the Mackeys Creek watershed within the Pisgah NF

who has repeatedly seen, photographed and intermingled with a type of non-human primate that is apparently indigenous there (or else just escaped from a travelling circus and became established there).

Anyhow, The Discovery Channel has sent out reps who have hours of footage of these creatures but for some reason of not aired that footage yet.

The creatures appear to be a cross between gibbons and orangutans with a little bit of Tommy Burnett thrown in.
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