Israel Strikes Back!

“Read a little history, dog face.�
MarkO
3:58:32 PM

Like you did, over on Latta?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!”

“Its called fortunes of war. The Palestinians backed the wrong horse in wwII. Now suck it up and take what was left to you.”

“We need to collect IRS income tax from all in Israel- let um have two Senators and some congressman- just as well if we're gona put up with their terrorist friends and their brigade of lobbyist.”

“Israel drinks and goes home.”

“Don't f*ck with Israel. The coordination it took to pull this off is impressive:

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3692507,00.html

Israeli planes struck in January a convoy of trucks in Sudan that was headed for Egypt and carrying weapons apparently meant for the Gaza Strip, the CBS television network reported Thursday.

[...]

According to another report, in the SudanTribune.com website, Israel intelligence has tracked down the convoy northwest of the city of Port Sudan, as it was moving north, and the bombing took place near Mount al-Sha’anoon.

600+ miles away from base in Israel + moving target....
last edited: 3/26/09 9:18:01 AM”

“But, we still do.

Infact they're so good, we need them to solve our southern border problems. We'll play in their backyard and they can play in ours.
last edited: 3/26/09 9:27:22 AM”

“*SQUIRT!*”

“I knew this would bring out the anti-semites.”

“I don't care if they're atheist, they could help us when we're in need, look what have given them. That was a bigoted attack if I've ever had one and the religious nature, I guess, makes it okay to be a bigot.”

“�I knew this would bring out the anti-semites.�
Mutt
11:55:00 AM
3/26/09

rosey - check
t*lt - hasn't checked in yet”

“Tilt pretends to ignore me and has to keep up the pretense.”

“Please show me where I was anti-semetic. Oh I got it. This is just more of your empty vitrol.
last edited: 3/26/09 11:02:55 AM”

“Rosey, you dumb ass cracker, you are what Mutt says you are................Trail Talk Rules..”

“Mutt's opinion carries weight like cheap toilet paper that your finger breaks through when you wipe...”

“Perhaps you should be wiping your azz with a ShamWow.”

“NOw Rosie that was totally NOT Environmentally Correct...LOL...

How bout John Wayne Toilet Paper? Its rough and its tough and won't take crap off nobody.”

“That's one tricked-out F-16 in the photo.
GO FALCON!
GO ISREAL!
LET'S GO TO MEXICO!!!”

“Those are the Rules, Rosey!

If you don't kiss Likud's ass at each and every opportunity, these internet chihuahuas start gnawing on your ankle.

What cracks me up is when they try to label moderate Israelis as anti-Semitic.”

“JWTP-thin, pink, soft and made in Francis.”

“LOL - you called it, stove”

“��I knew this would bring out the anti-semites.�
Mutt
11:55:00 AM
3/26/09

rosey - check
t*lt - check”

“Nice picture of rosey when he runs out of weed. LOL”

“"How bout John Wayne Toilet Paper? Its rough and its tough and won't take crap off nobody."

John Wayne would just use the hem of his skirt to wipe his azz.”

“Easy, Gollum, easy...”

“Yikes, Fishbreath.”

“You know those "Israeli soldiers shot civilians" claims in Gaza from t*lt, rosey, and the other anti-semites?
Yeah, well, not so much........

"War Crimes" and Shoddy Journalism
Ha'aretz and The Guardian's war crimes allegations debunked.

http://honestreporting.com/articles/45884734/critiques/new/War_Crimes_and_Shoddy_Journalism.asp”

“Poor little t*lypoo trusts everything he hears from Hamas.”

“Wow. How can mutt even see us from clear up there on his moral high horse?”

“Sure thing Stove. I guess the Israeli soldiers who admitted they killed innocents were lying...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/20/gaza-israel

But it's always more convenient to believe what you want...”

“Look the Isreali Soldiers are some of the best trained in the world. They only shoot the enemy...therefore if they are dead they were a threat....(LOL)”

“Sure ---- like at My Lai.

If that tickles your funnybone you should work it into a stand-up routine and take it on the road.”

“Obama�s Demands To Stop West Bank Expansion Includes Jerusalem


Friday, May 29, 2009
Jerusalem � Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has issued an unprecedented statement clarifying President Barack Obama�s demands for Israel to stop expanding Jewish communities in areas it acquired following the 1967 Six-Day War, including Jerusalem.

The statement, issued Wednesday, applies to the area known in Israel by their Biblical names, Judea and Samaria, and as the West Bank by the international community.

There are now 128 Jewish communities in these areas, with a population of almost 300,000 Jews.

Mrs. Clinton explained President Obama demands that there should be no expansion in these communities for the purpose of �natural growth.�

That would include an American demand to stop construction of kindergartens, schools and housing for young couples.

�West Bank maps� issued by the United Nations also include 18 Jewish neighborhoods inside the municipal boundaries of Jerusalem, in areas inside the city that Israel formally annexed after the 1967 war.

One of the Jerusalem neighborhoods resettled by Jews after the 1967 war is the Old City of Jerusalem, which hosts the Temple Mount, the holiest place in the world to the Jewish people.

Ms. Clinton�s press spokesman was asked if President Obama�s demand to halt expansion of �West Bank Jewish communities� included a demand to stop expansion of Jewish neighborhoods in Jerusalem.

The answer was affirmative. The U.S. State Department demands that Israel limit Jewish growth in these areas of Jerusalem, �whose status remains to be determined� in negotiations.

Israeli Government Press Director Daniel Seamen reacted to this Obama administration statement by saying: �I have to admire the residents of Iroquois territory for assuming that they have a right to determine where Jews should live in Jerusalem.�

http://thebulletin.us/articles/2009/05/29/top_stories/doc4a1f3b3710e19186990802.txt”

“Have to make room for the, 'Dueling Theocracies of Israel', yes, religion at it's best.
That flowchart looks like a conservatives bladder instructions for kool aid consumption.”

“And Obama's sending millions to the terrorists Hamas.

This bonehead better grow up fast. The whole world is taking advantage of his naivety - Iran,NK, Russia, China...”

“For 62 of my 66 years I've heard some crap about this tumor every day.”

“Armageddon it.”

“�I have to admire the residents of Iroquois territory for assuming that they have a right to determine where Jews should live in Jerusalem.�

maybe the remaining Iroquois decedents should start lobbing missiles into DC”

“thanks tilt, now i've got that lame ass song in my head”

“Sorry 'bout that!”

“OBAMA: IRAN HAS RIGHT TO NUCLEAR POWER

Obama: USA cannot impose its values on world...

OBAMA BLASTS CLINTON: 'WAS ENGAGING IN BALD-FACED LIES'...
last edited: 6/02/09 8:56:02 AM”

“That flowchart looks like a conservatives bladder instructions for kool aid consumption.”
salebored
4:48:45 PM
6/01/09

Best post of the week!”

“The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama. The
stamp was not sticking to envelopes.

This enraged the President, demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing, a special Presidential commission presented the
following findings:

-The stamp is in perfect order,

-There is nothing wrong with the adhesive,

-People are spitting on the wrong side.”

“What is it that makes us spend so much time and energy on this 7 million, they don't have oil for sale or rent.”

“Go Israel. It's yer birthday. It's yer birthday.

Dubai Hamas assassination: a smiling killer and mystery of forged UK passports

The Foreign Office was investigating how the identities of six innocent Britons — at least three of whom lived in Israel — came to be used by the alleged hit team.

Hamas, the Islamist group that controls Gaza, blamed Mossad, the Israeli intelligence service, for the killing of Mahmoud al-Mabhouh, who was found dead in a hotel room in Dubai last month.

Israel refused to comment on claims that the 11-strong hit squad were its agents, but any admission that it was behind the assassination would threaten Britain’s fragile intelligence-sharing agreement with Mossad.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/dubai/7253413/Dubai-Hamas-assassination-a-smiling-killer-and-mystery-of-forged-UK-passports.html”

“I wonder if this is what Y2 was talking about when he said something about us needing a better foreign policy plan?”

“I think it's humorous. Did Obama really think that showing no class (yet again) and only thinly veiling his hatred of israel was going to be productive? If I was Netanyahu, I'd thumb my nose at the dumb bastard too.”

“Though each has a different objective and are coming from a different places, I think both personalities are very similar; they both have the F-you-I'm-going-to-do-what-I-want attitude.”