Why havent I been banned?

“We all know Im a trouble maker round these parts....

Im a rebel. See? I even put this topic under "gear" and I refuse to double check my typing for errors before submitting.

And look.....Sarge Sucks.

There. I said it. Can I be banned now?”

“please”

“you haven't been banned cause everyone has you on ignore ;)”

“Only the toughest most bad a-- hikers on the trail get to wear those "Banned from trail talk" tatoos.”

“I hiked 12 miles yesterday, does that count?”

“When I signed on to TT just over a year ago (Yes, thank you very much, one whole year. You missed the anniversary party? That's because you fvckers were FIGHTING!!!!) the first person to welcome me was EarthNSky. Part of his welcome was "ignore all posts by Spirit Coyote." LMAO!!! If only I had listened!!!”

“You're trying to hard.”

“For a fee, I can see to it that you get banned.

Of course the higher the fee, the longer you will be gone.”

“dammit!! thrifty beat me to it!”

“Only the toughest most bad a-- hikers on the trail get to wear those "Banned from trail talk" tatoos.”
pedxing
10:57:21 AM
6/28/06

hmm think I will get mine on my......(insert thought here)”

“Once again I ask the question....Is anyone taking this stuff seriously? \

Come on, has anyone here ever had a life, you know where you get in a good druken argument about shoelaces? Or Who has a better color Car? Then you wake up the next morning and can't remember what happened.

Heck if everything I was told got to me....I would have lost it years ago.

mapes, good to see you back....I had a call I went to and I thought about you yesterday.”

“I take it very seriously......by the way, you misspelled "drunken."”

“I agree: BAN ALL SELF-PROMOTERS”

“your married to a crazy man”

“If you own your own company and you change your title from say...Director of Operations to ....CEO...are you a self promoter?

WHAT if you sell horizontal storage systems....are you a SHELF promoter?

And if you do advertising for Santa at Christmas....are you an ELF promoter?”

“There is no Santa Claus, so you are a propagandist!!”

“Tomato.....ToMAWto....”

“It was all I could come up with on short notice.”

“If there was a Santa, would he be an impropagandist?”

“If he plays Santa in a play and makes up his own lines, he'd be an impovisationist.”

“Look,,,,Im doing an expiriment. Ban me for one day matt....I want to see how much in a day I can get done.”

“SC, why don't you just set up your internet browser to block TT if you don’t have the willpower to not post?”

“I cant.....lol not on the work comp. Besides, I do have the willpower if I really wanted to. i can stop any time.

Its just being banned is soo...sooo COOL!
last edited: 6/28/06 2:28:20 PM”

“I wonder how long it would take for an "I wonder what happened to old whatsername thread"?

Would it happen?”

“probebly not. Im not loved around here.”

“SC yes you are....hey I am a fan of all opinions. Um now that I have sufficiently stroked you....

MarkO...if you put a Male Goose in a Tux...would it be a ProperGander?

GOD THIS IS GETTING BAD.

If Mapes is back when does Sarge get to come back and play?”

“And if that goose were to get lipstick on the coller, it would be cooked!”

“But if it was rescued by a Tricolor Sheep Dog....it would be (wait for it)

A propergander with a colored collar that was rescued from being cooked by a collie.”

“I could tell you how to get yourself banned SC, but it would probably get me banned.”

“Then all the BANNED could get together and star a BANNED BAND, where they could buy Securities then they would be the Banned Band Buying Bonds ....okay this alliteration is killing mne...PED bro!!! bail me out”

“You're trying too hard SC.”

“Sorry XL, if Dunadan's haiku didn't get him banned - your alliteration won't get you banned.”

“Haiku does suck.”

“Actually, I'd start the thread myself, SC....probably under my troll name. I'd not want to get the credit for starting such a thread.”

“would posting a picture of Stovies nakid butt get me banned?”