Crash Bang: Rush Limbaugh's mule

“How strange the timing, Rush gets busted bringing in Viagra and now CB's going to Canada. Coincidence? I think not.”

“Nimble I heard some of the one liners

" HOW did I get hold of Bob Dole's Luggage."

" I swear I got it at a Clinton Libarary Party." Etc......Besides he was in the Carib...not the White North”

“Yeah, I know he was in the Carib, but CB could still mule for him from Canada. Stranger things have happened...”

“I wouldnt be surprised, knowing CB.”

“worst conspiracy theory ever!”

“Exactly, CB. That's what makes it such a clever, diabolical plot.”

“thats even worser”

“Hmmm....that would explain something though.....

http://thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/44539,1.php”

“more reft-light.”

“a little known fact about CB is that he is also Limbaugh's crack whore.”

“I knew he was a whore. He does Limbaugh too???”

“limbow is my b1tch”

“Looks like Rush walked....beat the rap ETC ETC....

From what I heard they dropped it becuase after examining the "evidence" they were going to have to try it in a County court...(known as a Small Claims Court around here)

Apparently they were worried the "evidence" wouldnt' stand up in it own...(feel free to join in)”