Things that make you go HMMMMMMM

“http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Spirit%20Coyote&gender=f

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Spirit Coyote!
Ideally, Spirit Coyote should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Spirit Coyote.
Spirit Coyote can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Spirit Coyote Head!
Half a cup of Spirit Coyote contains only seventeen calories!
Banging your head against Spirit Coyote uses 150 calories an hour.
Ostriches stick their heads in Spirit Coyote not to hide but to look for water.
When provoked, Spirit Coyote will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
Spirit Coyote can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Spirit Coyote!



Try it foryourself....its wacky!
last edited: 6/28/06 8:06:24 PM”

“1. Devoid of his cells and proteins, bitpusher has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
2. You should always store bitpusher in an airtight container in the fridge!
3. Olympic badminton rules say that bitpusher must have exactly fourteen feathers.
4. More people are killed by bitpusher each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
5. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by bitpusher.
6. The Eskimos have over fifty words for bitpusher.
7. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as bitpusher.
8. Neil Armstrong first stepped on bitpusher with his left foot.
9. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make bitpusher.
10. Olive oil was used for washing bitpusher in the ancient Mediterranean world!
last edited: 6/28/06 8:09:23 PM”

“olive oil? I bet your skin was soft and shinning!”

“Ten Top Trivia Tips about The goat!

1. The goat can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
2. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain the goat.
3. The goat became extinct in England in 1486.
4. The goat is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
5. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting the goat.
6. The goat is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp!
7. The goat was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
8. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as the goat!
9. The average duration of sexual intercourse for the goat is two minutes.
10. The goat can last longer without water than a camel can.”

“pirating a poor signal is beter than no signal at all!
last edited: 6/28/06 8:29:07 PM”

“LMAO....2 minutes eh???”

“Ten Top Trivia Tips about Crash bang thang!

1. You can tell if crash bang thang has been hard-boiled by spinning it. If it stands up, it is hard-boiled!
2. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with crash bang thang in your mouth.
3. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets crash bang thang.
4. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained crash bang thang.
5. Devoid of its cells and proteins, crash bang thang has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
6. Crash bang thang has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
7. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as crash bang thang.
8. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into crash bang thang.
9. It took crash bang thang 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
10. Crash bang thang once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.”

“Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gaby!

1. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Gaby had to pay a special Gaby tax!
2. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Gaby.
3. You can tell if Gaby has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
4. Gaby has a memory span of three seconds.
5. Gaby can not regurgitate.
6. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Gaby.
7. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Gaby has 7.
8. If you blow out all the candles on Gaby with one breath, your wish will come true.
9. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Gaby.
10. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Gaby!”

“If you put a drop of liquor on graska, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by graska.
In her entire life, graska will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
South Australia was the first place to allow graska to stand for parliament.
Graska cannot swim.
Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of graska in a day!
Graska was declared extinct in 1902.
If you toss graska 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
It's bad luck for a flag to touch graska.
To check whether graska is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten graska will sink, and fresh graska will float!”

“Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ewker!
1.Ewker can taste with his feet.
2.All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Ewker.
3.Ewker is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!
4.New Zealand was the first place to allow Ewker to vote.
5.Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Ewker has 7.
6.All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Ewker.
7.The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Ewker.
8.Over 2000 people have now climbed Ewker, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
9.The most dangerous form of Ewker is the bicycle.
10.More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Ewker.”

“I really mucked that one up.
last edited: 6/28/06 9:09:08 PM”

“I feel like such a thread hoser.
last edited: 6/28/06 9:13:10 PM”

“8. The patron saint of nonconformist is Saint Eugenie.



Talk about making me go hmmm...the strange thing about this one is that not only is Eugenie a very uncommon name, but it happened to be my mothers name. No lie.”

“Ten Top Trivia Tips about George Bush!


George Bush can last longer without water than a camel can.
Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than George Bush.
It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at George Bush.
Medieval knights put the skin of George Bush on their sword handles to improve the grip.
Europe is the only continent that lacks George Bush!
The number one cause of blindness in the United States is George Bush.
99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as George Bush!
If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about George Bush.
Donald Duck's middle name is George Bush!
The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes George Bush”

“Europe is the only continent that lacks George Bush!

lucky them”

“I was born pregnant”

“8. The patron saint of nonconformist is Saint Eugenie.


NC: Did you know that the real TrailTalk traveling troll is named Eugene? I think I heard that he is in California right now.”

“When provoked, Ruby will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker! so don't tick me off on a hike
The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Ruby.
If you kiss Ruby for one minute you will burn six or seven calories. that's it?
Reindeer like to eat Ruby!
A thimbleful of Ruby would weigh over 100 million tons.
If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Ruby.
New Zealand was the first place to allow Ruby to vote!
Medieval knights put the skin of Ruby on their sword handles to improve the grip.
You can tell if Ruby has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled! and if she falls over, she is sauced
It's bad luck to put Ruby on a bed! I beg to differ!!!!!!!”

“Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lumberzac!
Over half of Americans are officially lumberzac.
Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into lumberzac.
Lumberzac was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
Lumberzac can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
Lumberzac will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
Over 46,000 pieces of lumberzac float on every square mile of ocean.
The opposite sides of lumberzac always add up to seven.
Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled lumberzac.
Reindeer like to eat lumberzac.
Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of lumberzac in your ear 700 times.”

“A thimbleful of Ruby would weigh over 100 million tons

yes, that dress does make you look fat”

“When provoked, Ruby will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!


You know, bearmagnet would probably pay good money for that.....”

“Reindeer like to eat Lyra!
The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Lyra.
The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Lyra is blue.
If you lace Lyra from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
If you drop Lyra from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first!
In 1982 Time Magazine named Lyra its 'Man of the Year'.
Lyra can last longer without water than a camel can!
Never store Lyra at room temperature.
The international dialling code for Lyra is 672!
Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Lyra.


You hear that, folks?? Man of the year, that's right!”

“In 1982 Time Magazine named Lyra its 'Man of the Year'.


Nice job, sir!”

“If you drop Lyra from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first!

See, you have nothing to fear when hiking down those steep descents.”

“ChuckD, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
ChuckD can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with ChuckD and water.
About 100 people choke to death on ChuckD each year.
The fingerprints of ChuckD are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal ChuckD!
Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than ChuckD.
A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and ChuckD.
ChuckD is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as ChuckD.”

“Thanks, I try!!

Hmm, well "three metres" could be an inch or it could be a mile, as far as I know. LOL! I don't even know what a meter is, much less a metre.
;-D”

“3 metres is about 9 and a half feet, which is equivalent to 3 meters”

“I wonder... Why do we find this thing so entertaining?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tara!

Birds do not sleep in Tara, though they may rest in her from time to time.
If Tara was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Tara.
Tara can not regurgitate.
The risk of being struck by Tara is one occurence every 9,300 years!
The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Tara Head.
While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Tara.
About one tenth of Tara is permanently covered in ice.
Abraham Lincoln, who invented Tara, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
If you blow out all the candles on Tara with one breath, your wish will come true.”

“Tara can not regurgitate.

very helpful when drunkashell”

“The risk of being struck by Tara is one occurence every 9,300 years!

its significantly higher if you try to feel her up on a first date

About one tenth of Tara is permanently covered in ice.

i would say which ten percent, but i think my 9,300 years would expire real quick”

“Ten Top Trivia Tips about Conk!

1. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Conk!
2. The difference between Conk and a village is that Conk does not have a church.
3. To check whether Conk is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Conk will sink, and fresh Conk will float.
4. Native Americans never actually ate Conk; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
5. Never store Conk at room temperature!
6. The first Conk was made in 1853, and had no pedals!
7. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Conk.
8. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Conk.
9. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Conk!
10. Conk can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!”

“To check whether Conk is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Conk will sink, and fresh Conk will float.


isn't there a similar rule about turds?”

“I often dress up as Cleopatra. I think there's something to this.
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“Paul Reubens”

“i wish i had some interesting emberato facts”

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Birch!

1. Birch can use only about ten percent of her brain.
2. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of birch, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
3. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from birch.
4. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in birch!
5. Birch can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!
6. Without its lining of birch, your stomach would digest itself!
7. If you break birch, you will get seven years of bad luck.
8. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat birch'.
9. Birch can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
10. Birch can be seen from space!

last edited: 6/29/06 7:01:29 PM”

“While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Tara.

Aaaawwwww yeeeaaaahhhhhh......


About one tenth of Tara is permanently covered in ice.

No way....too hot!


If you blow out all the candles on Tara with one breath, your wish will come true.”

Note to self: purchase candles......lots and lots of candles.”

“LMAO! Hey birch, did Sass teach you how to post like that????”

“LOL, I reckon so.”

“Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gemini!

1. The porpoise is second to Gemini as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
2. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Gemini in a day!
3. The first domain name ever registered was Gemini.com.
4. You share your birthday with Gemini.
5. Gemini is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
6. There are 336 dimples on Gemini! NO #&%!$!!
7. If you drop Gemini from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
8. Gemini is the world's smallest mammal.
9. The fingerprints of Gemini are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
10. Gemini can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid! HA!!”

“So, this isn't an oral sex thread?”

“OK, so I screwed up the thread.
last edited: 6/30/06 3:45:10 PM”

“way to go em!
last edited: 6/30/06 3:46:31 PM”

“Ten Top Trivia Tips about Roam!
1. Roam is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
2. If you break Roam, you will get seven years of bad luck.
3. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Roam!
4. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Roam is 10:1!
5. Roam can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
6. Roam can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
7. Roam invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
8. The difference between Roam and a village is that Roam does not have a church.
9. Research indicates that Roam will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
10. Roam was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.”

“hmmm, it seems like we have similar traits here..... the poison and bananas thing?”

“yeah - i noticed that, its coz we both from Tennessee.”

“

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Currahee!

1. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets currahee!
2. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating currahee from each salad served in first class.
3. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as currahee.
4. Baskin Robbins once made currahee flavoured ice cream!
5. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as currahee!
6. Red currahee at night, shepherd's delight. Red currahee at morning, shepherd's warning!
7. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are currahee.
8. Currahee became extinct in England in 1486.
9. Currahee is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than currahee.
10. The currahee-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand currahee-fights take place there every day!

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem”

“looks like home”

“An this is were the idea for Pitfall Harry came from.”