Not So Cute Joke

“CUTTING THE GRASS

Last Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair drinking a beer, watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."

I took a drink from my Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Bans and stared directly at this nosey #&%!$ and calmly replied...

"I am, and that's why she cuts the grass."”

“POTATO PROSTITUTES

Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute.

How can you tell which one is the prostitute?


Hold on......






It's the one with the little sticker that says...

I - DA - HO”