for sacco only, don't peek you nozy bast ages

“Sacco, your "donkey punch" contribution to the "two-word" thread sent me to the urban dictionary since my naive life never introduced me to the term. Haha, I am still chuckling from the entries for that. here is an example of one:

“I was banging this chick one night and I donkey punched the #&%!$ so hard she passed out!”
“What happened after that?”
“I fell asleep. What else?”
“Hear hear! Bravo!””

“LOL!

i've got a friend with a similar childish perverted sense of humor and we share all these kinds of terms- we're always on the lookout to find the latest and greatest.

so far everything i've been posting on that two word thread have been these kinds of activites.”

“hahaha! i had to google angry dragon
nice!

that ones goin in the vault!”

“(hmmm and now I have to go look up angry dragon)

YOU GUYZ IZ WEIRDOZ!!! ;-P

Popular actor Danny Masterson, best known for his role as Stephen Hyde in That '70s Show, also works as a professional DJ under the moniker "Donkey Punch".

South Park Episode 507 - Proper Condom Use, during the closing credits, Mr. Garrison is quizzing his Kindergarten class on various sexual postions, and Donkey Punch is one of many recalled by the students”

“if you go to urbandictionary.com you'll find more than you could ever dream about. It makes the carmasutra look like a primer book.

by the way, here is the angry dragon:

nevermind, it might just be over the top
last edited: 8/04/06 10:00:32 AM”

“Hey lizs!
You ever figure out the Kickapoo Joy Juice thing?”

“Dude, the donkey punch didn't knock her out like you said it would; instead she bucked me off so hard that she she gave herself a "pink sock."

LMAO”

“I ould advise against looking up "chili dog".”

“LOl, I have to stop reading these treads. My workers are looking at me like i have lost my mind.”

“I ould advise against looking up "chili dog".”
bearmagnet
11:10:39 AM
8/04/06

You might want to avoid looking up "Hot Carl" as well.”

“or hot lunch”

“OMG, lol

that urban dictionary is gonna get me fired”

“I heard 'tossed salad' used to mean what it means on TV this past weekend, while I was watching a show with my parents.
I'm glad it flew right over their heads.
LOL”

“You might get some laughs out of this one sacco
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Upstate+New+York”

“holy crap that was funny zac.
read just like a fuego thread around here, 'cept it stayed on topic.”

“I never knew there was such a big fight over what upstate was or that it was a derogatory to say someone is from there. Learn something new everyday.”

“Is long island upstate new york?”

“agreed. prolly why it reminds me like a TT fuego thread on so many levels”

“Nothing more obnoxious then someone from "The City". DC is a close second.”

“hyway, STFU you ignorant commie babykiller.

oops, wires got crossed.”

“Good thing you aren't lumberjill, Zac!!”

“i'm not ignorant”

“Up-Staters have few teeth and rusty cars, no?”

“You know how you compliment a woman from Upstate NY?

Tell her, "Nice tooth."”

“YOUZ GUYZ IZ OFF TOPIC!

SICKOEZ!!!!


lol”

“You know you're an upstate new yorker if:

1. If you've ever stood in line to have your picture made with a freak of nature.

2. If your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

3. If you local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

4. If you watch cartoons long after your kids become bored.

5. If you think the French Riviera is a foreign car.

6. If you consider yourself an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in your front yard.

7. If you ever exceeded the limit on your credit card buying a pig.

8. If you have "rotting 'possum" scented incense.”

“I mean..................who goes fishing for ice?”

“9. Your favorite cologne is Doe in Heat.”

“10. Uses skunk cabbage for greens with his ham hocks and beans”

“11. You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.”

“http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sex

ROFLMFAO! And I only got through page 1! We might need an Urbandictionary thread, no?”

“YGM...sent it to the address on your bullie link. Not sure if you guys are using that one much now..but go check it. holler”

“i peeked”

“ heheheheheheheheh”

“wait a sec, did you just b^tch slap me?”

“nawww a true #&%!$ slap is backhanded...clearly this is just the garden variety. :D”

“Yeah ---- backhanded with a bunch of cubic zirconia rings and junk.”

“Interesting.”

“tilt and just what kind of junk are you talking about?
junk in her trunk?


wow tilt just said gathernomoss has a big trunk!!”

“have to agree- not a real #&%!$ slap, but much ups to the dude for keeping a strong pimp hand. ya gotta keep a strong pimphand these days.

GNM- sorry, that email has ceased to exist. it is no more. please resend to scottreich74 att ya hoo dot com”

“sacco, would you mind if i praticed on you the next time I see you?”

“thanks for bringing this thread back up. That urban dictionary is a riot.”

“alright sacco...whenever you get a chance it should be there.”

““sacco, would you mind if i praticed on you the next time I see you?”
mapleleaf
9:37:44 AM
12/29/07


now here we have a perfect example of how a relationship can deteriorate when the king of the castle, a.k.a. treebeard, has a weak pimphand. for shame...”

“I did not peek.”

“peek peek

gross”

“If Tango sees this thread he is going to freak! Buncha woman slapping bastards! That's vile!”

“tango is a HE now?

when did this happen? i am slways the last to know.”

“sacco, just because you disagree with the FACTS I presented, doesn't mean you have to be name calling. We don't need that kind of behavior on trailtalk. Keep if offline.”