Question For The Ladies

“I know a guy who, much to his astonishment, was accused of sexual harrassment at work.

When questioned about what it was that this man did the "harrassee" replied that he had on two occassions farted in her presence.”

“now THATS pc-ism run amok”

“what a jerk. that guy should go to jail”

“I mean, is this some kind of mating ritual on an other planet?”

“one moron does not make anything "run amok". I almost feel sorry for her. However, if she did that to me I would seriously look into a harrassment case of my own.”

“Where are the "ladies"?

Good thing there was no fuego at the time of the alleged harrassment.

That might have turned the guy into a hunka-hunka burnin' love.
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“dammit bm i was just looking for an excuse to say "run amok"

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“you're not serious right MarkO?”

“well i could see this if he made his farts talk. you know, like some people make their burps sound like words?

maybe he farted the words "screw you sugar t*ts" and "what are you, some kind of jew?"”

“Finally, a lady shows up!!!!

Gem, I thought he was kidding too but.........nope!

I would hazard to guess that the smell of intestinal gas does not "do it" for you, Gemmie.”

“Its possible that the woman in question is a practioner of the "A cranky Grandma" manuever explained in urbandictionary.com”

“na, I really never got turned on by intestinal gases.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_fetishism
I guess some at your work place do though.

OMG, I just read that! GROSS!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
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“He's male, therefore guilty.

Hostle work environment.”

“Maybe she was into some kind of anal stuff and a fart was some sort of subliminal message (?) Beats the sh-t out of me.”

“Maybe there was some Santorum involved?”

“maybe he was naked when he farted”

“Oh, that's funny Gem!!
I just read it.

Hey, it weren't MY workplace!!

Way back when I was a bad boy messenger in D.C. I got wicked pleasure out of gassing elevators full of skirts and suits........when the timing was just right I couldn't resist sometimes.
The morning after an evening of burritos and beer at The Tucson Cantina with the other riders I was deadly.
Poor bastards.......

Geez, I could've been givin' some of the chicks a thrill and never knew it.
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“That is ridiculous!!! Would take a lot more than that for me to sue!

I suppose living in the house with 3 men I'm immune to those things”

“The "harrassment" was laughed off by management, I was told.

The female in question moved on after a short while.

Maybe she thought all women were turned on by...............uh, ya know.

Hey Crazygirl, my poor wife is stuck with four such miscreants.”

“I guess she's really into some funky sh%!t.
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“"OMG, I just read that! GROSS!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!"
I agree with you Gem... and people wonder why I blocked my computer when my kids hit their teens! I could have lived my whole life not knowing about that.”

“I wouldn't call it sexual harrassment. Instead, it would be assault with a deadly gas.”

“Marko, I feel sorry for your missus”

“I think any females who check in here should file a sexual harassment lawsuit against MarkO.

He is seeking to "separate or differentaite" you just by the address of his thread, so this is obviously not a thread seeking enlightenment on MarkO's part. It is a thread that specifically is targeted to females by it's title.

I know a bunch of attorneys who handle class-action lawsuits, feel free to email me!”

“Explain, please, why this is "for the ladies"?

I am personally very offended by slimy-type people who consider it humorous to pass gas in enclosed areas so that others suffer your problems. Why you think that this funny is, in itself, subject to a lawsuit.”

“So... you 19th century folks, such as MarkO,... how come you're not responding here??”

“'cause we don't know what a computer is”

“OK Wanderer, I guess you consider yourself a lady.

Thanks for your response.”

“I think Wanderer's sphincter is cranked up a little too tight to emit any gas. Loosen up a little; let it out. Pull my finger.”

“Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh................

How do YOU spell relief??

Farting in company is known in some circles as redneck revenge.”

“its good to be able to fart with confidence”

“Ha ha, there are some Trail Talk wimmuns who excell at that kinda confidence.”

“I thought that only married people are allowed to fart in front of each other.

The guy in the office next to mine is always burping - maybe I have a big settlement coming.
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