Not Not Joke

“The nother day I aksed my hubsand Gissmaeioux did he wont to heer a not not joke and he yeld "SOME BUDDY IS OUT SIDE BYSIDE THE DORE!" and I yeld "HAY!! WHO IS OUT SIDE BYSIDE THE DORE!!" and we keept yellin for a minit and I sayed "Wate some seks... I do not theenk no buddy is out side byside the dore" and Gissmaeioux sayed "why?" and I sayed "do you heer a truk?" and he sayed "no" and I sayed "do you smell enny buddy standin out side byside the dore" and he sayed "no" and I sayed do you heer enny buddy sayin "Hay! Open yer dore!" and he sayed "no" and I sayed then ther aint no buddy out side byside the dore" and he sayed "o".

So enny ways I sayed "let me say the not not joke" and he yeld "HAY!! Ther is some buddy out side byside the dore!!" and I sayed "HAY! Who is out side byside the dore!!" But we did not smell or heer no theeng agin.

Then I sayed "Haaaay wate a minit! You prolly thawt some buddy was out side byside the dore when I sayed "not not" and Gissmaeioux started yellin "HAY! Some bud..." and I sayed "BE QUITE GISSMAEIOUX!! That is me sayin werds that soun like some buddy nottin on the dore!" and he sayed "o".


So I sayed let me say the joke and he sayed "ok".

So I sayed "not not?"
and he sayed "HAY!! ..."

O my goodys. I gess he jets got verry good in stinks. I gess he can not help his self.”

“LMAO!!!”

“Sarabelle - I am waiting on pins and needles!!! Type us the joke. Then your silly husband won't get all worked up!”

“OK. Gissmaeioux is out side. I sayed "ther is a verry stinky over ther byside the fents" (it is a stinky kitty kitty doo doo) so I will say the joke.

Who will start it then?”

“Hurry! He will not smell the stinky kitty kitty doo doo for never!”

“somebodys bored”

“BWT -
If you do not kno how to play that is ok.
(not ever buddy is verry smart).”

“Knock Knock...
Who's there?
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“I will be bak in a minit but I got to pee verry good rite now...”

““Knock Knock...
Who's there?


Hay! It is Stobey!
(How did you kno wher was ower hous)
/o:3”

“You ROCK Sarabelle!!!”

“sarabelle is s-rge, right?

dance puppets, dance!”

“Good doggies!”

“Knock Knock”

“whose there?”

“knot knot”

“Not Not
Hoos thar
Sorry
Sorry hoo
Sorrybelle is pulling ar legs”

“Geo, now you know a 'minit' to a lady peeing means at least a half hour.

Either that or the Librarian ran the dogs out of the Library.”

“it was the skeery dog casher.
she hada run a for he got her in his gret big van an holl er awai”

“The skeery wolf bare maybe.
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“nah it dide bout a momf ago member? in mane.”

“woof bare

scared yet?

scared who?

knot knot”

“LMAO! Man I have had a krappy day and that really made things better. :)”

“this one time, in skeery woof bare camp...”

“so which TT'er belongs to you Sarabelle, besides Gissmaeioux?”

“Oh Sarabelle, I love you so.




(Meangreen, it's Gojo.)”

“No, it's not Gojo. It's actually her. She told me. She does type for Gizmo though.”

“
One of dear Sarabelle's chat room buddies.”

“Gizmo does have trouble reaching the keyboard.”

“LMAO!
So what kinda poochie is Sarabelle?”

“Sarabelle is a golden retriever (right?) and her boyfriend Gizmo is a little guy.”

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Sarabelle has her own Pak Pak
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“LOL! cool. so sarabelle hikes? I wish my dog behaved enough to hike. I have been thinking of trying her on short hikes. Does Sarabelle sleep in the tent or get tied to a tree?

Sorry, I'm full of questions today...
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“See above picture links. ;-)
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“groovy! thanks stovie.”

“sarabelle looks like a two-headed dog, with one normal sized head, and the other head smaller and looking backwards”

“"Dose Happy Nice Sarabelle sleep in her and her hubsands and her daddys tent with her VERRY OWN sleepy bag or dose she sleep out side tide to a tree and choked like a AMINAL?!"
~Meen Man

WFT??!!
You are the parently the VERRY MEEN MAN and crewlty to dogs!”

“Sarabelle "KILL!" LOL”

“"Bite off Meen Mans nek"
~ The Cago Man

No. I am a lady gerl. My hubsand Gissmaeioux is the nother story tho. He will pertect my onner and get him seffrel RESSEL UPs tho if he never sees him!”

“Down girl.
I just know parks have rules about doggies and leashes and all that. I'm sure you don't need one.”

“That is a chat rume buddy of Happy Nice Sarabelle."
~Stobey

Hay! I theenk that is StinkybuttKay9!!”

“My golden retriever Sasha has a question for you---


I quote- "Wroof! woof bark?"

Actually, I think she may be asking for some of the steaks I have on the grill right now, but I'm not fluent in dog.
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“I will abmit that I did ware my leesh at The Cala (at Flowerda) be fore when we walkt in a kimpgroun (ther was menny nother dogs ther and a part ranger to).

The Frendly Ranger tride to make me ware my leesh at Wend Tooths (at Wyodaho) to but it was fewtel. She finely sayed "ok take off the leesh be for she gets choked by roots and roks (my daddy was not kerryin the nother end of my leesh and it was draggin the roots and roks and I was gettin choked and prolly all most ded).

O yes. I did ware my leesh the hole time we was walkin aroun Sentrel Part. Ther was verry menny nother dogs and peeple ther and kid nappers to.

I all ways breeng my leesh in my pakpak tho jest in cates.”

“I quote- "Wroof! woof bark?"
~Coyota Spit


Ah ah ah!!!
You do not rite werds verry good! BOL!!

She sayed "Get me some meet womin!"”

“I made her a whole chicken breast---so sh should be happy now bol.”

“The next time I see Sarabelle and her husbund again they both get a special treat. Thank you for putting a smile on my face tonight, Puppies.”

“BOL!!! :-)”

“We gots a new puppy. He's 14 weeks old. He's a devil. Our old doggy died in April. He was 15.5 years old.

What advice do you have for a new puppy mommy and daddy?”

“I gess no buddy will say not not joke with me...”

“I tried but you never woofed back.”